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my whimsy’s all I’ve got left, man
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entomb me with my treasured worldly goods - a raccoon skull, a two headed cow figurine, and my river totem to which I whisper my perceived slights of the day before bed.
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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engraving my vibrating bullet with transgender and antifacist ideologies
September 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i contain isopods
September 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
sloshed off the primordial broth
September 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
subscribe to my brilliant stream of consciousness for FREE to gain premium access to the horrors
September 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
feeling creaturish!!!! lurkfull!!!!!
September 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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might do some moon stuff later
August 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
hoziers music got me actin like a pentecostal preacher
August 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
everyone shut up I’m trying to ferment
August 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Husband who always knows which rock to look under to find me
August 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
dip me in honey and throw me to the labubus
August 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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It really is comforting to know if it ever gets really bad, I can always Finally Do It.
August 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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today at the park we saw wild turkeys and some dude behind us was like “bro look at those owls” so what I’m saying is don’t ever let anyone make you feel stupid. you can visually identify a turkey
August 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
im the imp in impulsive
August 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
you bug! (compliment)
August 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
scuttling snarling frowing up
August 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
you’re either in the Kali Yuga with me, or in the Kali Yuga against me.
August 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Put Rob Zombie in charge of public works projects
August 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
*oracle gesturing at the tarot spread she pulled for me* yeah ur cooked babe
August 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I apologize but I find the theology of the Warrior Cats books more compelling than any monotheistic religion.
August 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I can’t come to your afternoon picnic I use celestial navigation techniques and can only travel by starlight
July 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
girlmossing so hard rn
July 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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caught me one of them lay boo boos y'all been talkin bout by the grain silo, fella was gnawin his way inside like a tick. did the critter up with some butter and old bay, tell you what you cityfolk are on to something. only thing is i can hear the eternal chorus of night now, never dims. never slows
July 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM