Star Lure
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eat rich and the ass. everyone follow dreams (I'm dreams).
sorry but if your cute animal video uses the "doo ba doo ba doo ba doo" song then I will not like or repost it. do better.
December 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
sorry but if your cute animal video uses the "doo ba doo ba doo ba doo" song then I will not like or repost it. do better.
I work at the company that prints phonebooks and nowadays our only customers are big muscle men who rip the phonebooks in half to showcase the power of believing in Jesus
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I work at the company that prints phonebooks and nowadays our only customers are big muscle men who rip the phonebooks in half to showcase the power of believing in Jesus
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A close-up of a Tufted Titmouse with his/her tuft blowing in the wind. I love their black eyelashes. The thin black feathers around the break are rictal bristles, which are common in many birds but their size and placement differs between species.
December 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A close-up of a Tufted Titmouse with his/her tuft blowing in the wind. I love their black eyelashes. The thin black feathers around the break are rictal bristles, which are common in many birds but their size and placement differs between species.
we need more websites that do not let you download pictures from them from Google image search or, indeed, from the website itself. downloading images has been too easy for too long
December 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
we need more websites that do not let you download pictures from them from Google image search or, indeed, from the website itself. downloading images has been too easy for too long
white knuckling my way through another unpredictable episode of bob's burgers. THERE'S NO WAY LOUISE ENDS UP DOING THE RIGHT THING THIS TIME!!
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
white knuckling my way through another unpredictable episode of bob's burgers. THERE'S NO WAY LOUISE ENDS UP DOING THE RIGHT THING THIS TIME!!
"damn. you are gorgeous. if I was 20 years younger..." - me looking at a giant lollipop
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"damn. you are gorgeous. if I was 20 years younger..." - me looking at a giant lollipop
on that shit that's got me thinking what if my last words were "let me out of this contraption!" and tear up laughing
had to cancel plans to be stuck home sick with a gross cold but I just remembered I have weed gummies. do you think the weed gummies and my gross cold would make good friends? 🤷♀️
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
on that shit that's got me thinking what if my last words were "let me out of this contraption!" and tear up laughing
[a motherfucker so repulsively horny that his head should be cut off and tossed in the sewer] *in replies of pic of woman's food* Save some for me 😋
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 AM
[a motherfucker so repulsively horny that his head should be cut off and tossed in the sewer] *in replies of pic of woman's food* Save some for me 😋
just adored the magi
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
just adored the magi
"cherish these moments with your child. you'll never get them back!" I disagree. I will get them back
December 7, 2025 at 7:12 AM
"cherish these moments with your child. you'll never get them back!" I disagree. I will get them back
just convinced Kirby from video games to accept Christ
December 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
just convinced Kirby from video games to accept Christ
hate when people do this to me
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
hate when people do this to me
had to cancel plans to be stuck home sick with a gross cold but I just remembered I have weed gummies. do you think the weed gummies and my gross cold would make good friends? 🤷♀️
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
had to cancel plans to be stuck home sick with a gross cold but I just remembered I have weed gummies. do you think the weed gummies and my gross cold would make good friends? 🤷♀️
concealed under a table cloth at a boisterous dinner party, a beautiful woman takes her foot out of her shoe and rubs it against Paul Dano's leg. Quentin fumes with jealousy, having seen the whole thing while hiding under the table to look at guests' feet
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
concealed under a table cloth at a boisterous dinner party, a beautiful woman takes her foot out of her shoe and rubs it against Paul Dano's leg. Quentin fumes with jealousy, having seen the whole thing while hiding under the table to look at guests' feet
if you're asking me, nothing beats out the noble donkey
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
if you're asking me, nothing beats out the noble donkey
just fell in love with an evil duke
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
just fell in love with an evil duke
we need more big muscle men that tour the country showcasing the power of christ by ripping phone books in half
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
we need more big muscle men that tour the country showcasing the power of christ by ripping phone books in half
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i put a five into the peep show booth and when the screen rose i saw myself sitting on the other side of the glass staring at me from a prison
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i put a five into the peep show booth and when the screen rose i saw myself sitting on the other side of the glass staring at me from a prison
had to read pretty deep into this sign before realizing it's addressed to actual dogs and not casually telling me to fuck off
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
had to read pretty deep into this sign before realizing it's addressed to actual dogs and not casually telling me to fuck off
the curious being known as 'Mochi'
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
the curious being known as 'Mochi'
posting from the hospital. I tried to buy a ticket to Kill Bill but I got grabbed by a roving gang of Paul Dano fans and stomped out
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
posting from the hospital. I tried to buy a ticket to Kill Bill but I got grabbed by a roving gang of Paul Dano fans and stomped out
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it's snowing for one of the first times this year and he is just moping nervously around the house as if we're going to chuck him back out in it
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
it's snowing for one of the first times this year and he is just moping nervously around the house as if we're going to chuck him back out in it
doctors offices should have potentially embarrassing personal effects of the doctors and nurses in the cabinets so you can snoop around while you're waiting
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
doctors offices should have potentially embarrassing personal effects of the doctors and nurses in the cabinets so you can snoop around while you're waiting
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a dog doing a line of cocaine and then doing an excited play sneeze before rushing around with the zoomies
cocaine for dogs
December 26, 2024 at 8:26 PM
a dog doing a line of cocaine and then doing an excited play sneeze before rushing around with the zoomies