Star Lure
@starlarbu.bsky.social
eat rich and the ass. everyone follow dreams (I'm dreams).
not sure about this one gang
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
not sure about this one gang
me protecting Paul Dano from Quentin Tarantino
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
me protecting Paul Dano from Quentin Tarantino
hate when people do this to me
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 AM
hate when people do this to me
if you're asking me, nothing beats out the noble donkey
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
if you're asking me, nothing beats out the noble donkey
had to read pretty deep into this sign before realizing it's addressed to actual dogs and not casually telling me to fuck off
December 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
had to read pretty deep into this sign before realizing it's addressed to actual dogs and not casually telling me to fuck off
the curious being known as 'Mochi'
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
the curious being known as 'Mochi'
there is no plural here. it is one being
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
there is no plural here. it is one being
remembering the true meaning of christmas through the only gospel that appeals to me
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
remembering the true meaning of christmas through the only gospel that appeals to me
dogshit headline and subheading. you're still doing this deleterious sanewashing of indefensible statements. sad to think of NPR editors cracking open thesauruses to try to come up with ways to rephrase monstrous words into actively deceptive anodyne garbage
December 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
dogshit headline and subheading. you're still doing this deleterious sanewashing of indefensible statements. sad to think of NPR editors cracking open thesauruses to try to come up with ways to rephrase monstrous words into actively deceptive anodyne garbage
we've just launched a petition to put the horse back in the pit
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
we've just launched a petition to put the horse back in the pit
why would Mark Wahlberg say this
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
why would Mark Wahlberg say this
which turkey shall we cook
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
which turkey shall we cook
ugh just say "yippee" and shut up man
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
ugh just say "yippee" and shut up man
move over Astarion! the new top video game heartthrob is 16 bit Walter Matthau
November 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
move over Astarion! the new top video game heartthrob is 16 bit Walter Matthau
imagine being the girl who fumbled Snoopy. I'm sorry but I'd kms
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
imagine being the girl who fumbled Snoopy. I'm sorry but I'd kms
the sandwich is called a sloppy joe. the other 3 options are the names of the large men who bully me at work
November 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
the sandwich is called a sloppy joe. the other 3 options are the names of the large men who bully me at work
the B in LGBTQ stands for Bilateral gynandromorph
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
the B in LGBTQ stands for Bilateral gynandromorph
people make fun of this a lot but at the risk of being sincere I'm just grateful the street art has the positive message "stop wars" and not like "shoot up a walmart" bc I'm pretty sure this guy would've 100% taken to heart whatever message yoda gave him
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
people make fun of this a lot but at the risk of being sincere I'm just grateful the street art has the positive message "stop wars" and not like "shoot up a walmart" bc I'm pretty sure this guy would've 100% taken to heart whatever message yoda gave him
whenever I see Kim Davis I think of this
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
whenever I see Kim Davis I think of this