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Star Lure

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eat rich and the ass. everyone follow dreams (I'm dreams).

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 9h

Just For Laughs Gags crew built a hot car around my dog while I was in the grocery store

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 39m

I've never been more miserable!!

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 1h

ME1 had a much better overarching plot but its character writing was generally a lot weaker than ME2. outside of Wrex (who ruled), all the companions in ME1 are pretty damn boring, including characters that returned in ME2 with better lines and characterization

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 4h

don't be shy. I don't bite. unless you startle or corner me 😉

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 5h

everyone has to pay more, it's vastly less efficient and every single citizen is measurably worse off as a result, but it cuts the federal government, so it's therefore good according to moron ideologues like Thiel who only care about abstract principles completely divorced from material conditions

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 5h

President Trump has said he wants to eventually shift the burden of disaster relief and recovery from the federal government to the states in all but the largest catastrophes. For many places, that’s already happening. nyti.ms/47eLpsk

A man stands in front of the wreckage of a building. A headline reads: "FEMA Cuts Disaster Aid, Leaving States Fending For Themselves" Photo by Loren Elliott for The New York Times

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 7h

I have achieved inner peace. and it's awful. I hate it so much

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 7h

smooth coke... smooth coat dachshund? there is a connection

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22h

it's hard to see this kind of violence in our streets

r/boston
u/Stankinlankin924817 • 1d
NSFW
Violent attack at a subway station in South Boston.
Unconfirmed/Unverified

[picture is a hand being bitten by a pigeon]

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 18h

while I have praised crazy frog, I am repeatedly on the public record criticizing his penis

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 19h

my therapist says I can't make any progress until vengeance is served

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 19h

dachshund that resembles smooth coke

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · Aug 6

Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 1d

just clicked on this hashtag and there are less geese than I was hoping

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 1d

*lying on my Hinge profile to get more dates* I am the Oxford comma

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 1d

the doves can lay in wait in my casket until it is time to attack

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 1d

new yorker version of "live every day like it's your last"

Peter Sterne @petersterne.com · 1d

“Any day, you could have a 9/11” - Cuomo

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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 1d

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 1d

I want violent doves for my funeral. I want my funeral to look like a scene from The Birds

Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 1d

What a business

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 1d

Because the softness of the belly of a goose mid-flight is something beyond extraordinary...you must absolutely try this, you won't regret it
#soft

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 1d

[top comment on family guy dark humor compilation part 3]

I love dark humor!

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 1d

Mitch should've reduced the impact of his fall with a controlled roll

Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · 1d

Man fall down... funny.

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 2d

Something Familiar - The New Yorker Magazine cover by Peter De Sève. One of my most favorite illustrations!!
peterdeseve.com/print-shop/s...

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 1d

Nemiscam, Alberta

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Star Lure @starlarbu.bsky.social · Jun 16

this reminded me so much of you! ❤️ *sends you shitty unfunny thing featuring a very ugly person*