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Two time Uphill Ice-skating Gold Medalist.

I host on a podcast about being bad at video games. www.shame.club
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"Unnnh."

-- Anders, drug runner
February 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I don't think I've ever shown the movie Hackers to anybody and had them come away not loving it. I can't think of any other movie like that.
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
post a banger that isn't in English

youtu.be/2zghC6UgcV4?...
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The funk soul brother at the back of his head has gone dark. Forever.
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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Europeans act all superior like they weren’t the ones going fucking wild for Crazy Frog back in the day
February 10, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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watching the super bowl again to look for easter eggs
February 12, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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If I were a pro baseball player I would troll the super bowl by knocking baseballs into the stadium constantly. And all my pro baseball player friends would do it too. Long have we let the sports grow indolent, each decadent in their own arena. The strength for the future is found in competition
February 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
they cut off his limbs and replaced his skin with ballistic gel. this was a mercy killing.
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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lower decks (gallant) makes the star trek setting feel lived-in by portraying the vast infrastructural underbelly of starfleet; starfleet academy (goofus) makes it seem like a cardboard world by having five unimpressive cadets be the center of all galactic intrigue
February 6, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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Do you rent in Seattle? @mayorofseattle.bsky.social wants to hear from YOU! City Hall is conducting a renters survey to help inform policy, and deliver help where it's needed most. Share widely!

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February 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Saved you a click: curse of the pizza mummy
February 6, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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You probably don’t know who this is but you should. His name is Jonothan Blow an American Game Designer. He was the first game designer to prove that games are infact an Artform. He proved that games are more than just high scores and collecting coins. Be like Jonothan Blow. #gamedev
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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"I'm a salesman. I swing through McCarran and the dam once a week or so to take orders. But lately I spend most of my time in this piss heap."

-- Alexander, Gun Runner
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗸 𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲
𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚: 𝘒𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘰𝘯 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘠𝘦𝘭𝘭
𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚: 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘶𝘱𝘵
𝙋𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙨: 5

𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲!
Learn more at trekcc.org
February 3, 2026 at 9:00 AM
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Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 AM