Serial Parking Violator
@srlprkngvltr.bsky.social
El Fantasma Cafeínado, dog walker, husband. Scoffing parking regulations with regularity & jocularity since 1977.
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As Saint Molly Ivins said, “So keep fightin' for freedom and justice, beloveds, but don't you forget to have fun doin' it. Lord, let your laughter ring forth. Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce. 1/2
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This, and they should have started around January 21, 2025.
And the fact is, impeachment makes Trump mad and scared and he doesnt want them to do it. That alone is enough of an argument in favor.
And the fact is, impeachment makes Trump mad and scared and he doesnt want them to do it. That alone is enough of an argument in favor.
They should be impeaching him every single day. New crime, new impeachment. They should keep impeaching him once he’s out of office. They should keep impeaching him after he’s dead.
Impeachment is the only Constitutional check Congress has against a lawless president and talking about it would be a good start to reasserting Congressional power in the future. Assuming of course Congress wants to do that
February 3, 2026 at 2:46 AM
This, and they should have started around January 21, 2025.
And the fact is, impeachment makes Trump mad and scared and he doesnt want them to do it. That alone is enough of an argument in favor.
And the fact is, impeachment makes Trump mad and scared and he doesnt want them to do it. That alone is enough of an argument in favor.
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"I want to address how these murders of those seen as 'good' tend to galvanize the public against state violence in helpful ways, while also looking at why emphasizing the victims’ innocence can be a trap."
Listening is great. But you've got to subscribe to Degenerate Art and read Andrea.
Listening is great. But you've got to subscribe to Degenerate Art and read Andrea.
The Innocence Trap
Survival should not require sainthood.
degenerateart.beehiiv.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 PM
"I want to address how these murders of those seen as 'good' tend to galvanize the public against state violence in helpful ways, while also looking at why emphasizing the victims’ innocence can be a trap."
Listening is great. But you've got to subscribe to Degenerate Art and read Andrea.
Listening is great. But you've got to subscribe to Degenerate Art and read Andrea.
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You absolutely born-yesterday suckers. Trump is cancelling Kennedy Center events for the next two years so they stop cancelling on him. If you say anything other than that you're dumber than he is.
February 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
You absolutely born-yesterday suckers. Trump is cancelling Kennedy Center events for the next two years so they stop cancelling on him. If you say anything other than that you're dumber than he is.
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It should be called out as an obvious and absurd lie, but I’d even take “do you have any evidence for this claim at all?” as a follow up.
January 30, 2026 at 5:54 PM
It should be called out as an obvious and absurd lie, but I’d even take “do you have any evidence for this claim at all?” as a follow up.
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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
Rand Paul is an asshole. He is correct about this. Both things are true.
RAND PAUL: If a country bombed our air defense missiles, captured & removed our president, & blockaded our country, would that be considered an act of war?
RUBIO: We just don't believe this operation comes anywhere close to the constitutional definition
PAUL: Of course it would be an act of war!
RUBIO: We just don't believe this operation comes anywhere close to the constitutional definition
PAUL: Of course it would be an act of war!
January 28, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Rand Paul is an asshole. He is correct about this. Both things are true.
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Has anyone identified what substance Ilhan Omar was sprayed with?
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Has anyone identified what substance Ilhan Omar was sprayed with?
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🚨BREAKING: Hours after holding a hearing about DOJ letter threatening Minnesota, Federal judge in Oregon DISMISSES DOJ lawsuit to access state voter rolls.
Another win for our clients and voters. Another loss for Trump and Bondi. www.democracydocket.com/cases/oregon...
Another win for our clients and voters. Another loss for Trump and Bondi. www.democracydocket.com/cases/oregon...
🚨 United States of America v. Oregon
Learn more.
www.democracydocket.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:44 AM
🚨BREAKING: Hours after holding a hearing about DOJ letter threatening Minnesota, Federal judge in Oregon DISMISSES DOJ lawsuit to access state voter rolls.
Another win for our clients and voters. Another loss for Trump and Bondi. www.democracydocket.com/cases/oregon...
Another win for our clients and voters. Another loss for Trump and Bondi. www.democracydocket.com/cases/oregon...
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They are going to throw someone under the bus beyond Bovino and we shouldn’t be fooled by this. Even if Noem or others go Miller and Trump are still there to ensure this won’t be over until they are all gone and held accountable for their crimes.
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 27, 2026 at 1:42 AM
They are going to throw someone under the bus beyond Bovino and we shouldn’t be fooled by this. Even if Noem or others go Miller and Trump are still there to ensure this won’t be over until they are all gone and held accountable for their crimes.
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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
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the people who keep bringing you Nazi memes don’t trust Greg to post and I am forced to grudgingly lol
"DHS has suspended Gregory Bovino’s access to his social media accounts effective immediately," CNN reports
January 27, 2026 at 12:33 AM
the people who keep bringing you Nazi memes don’t trust Greg to post and I am forced to grudgingly lol
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The testing ground for Bovino’s Operation At Large was Los Angeles. A California judge initially prohibited ICE/CBP’s most flagrant constitutional violations. SCOTUS overruled her 6–3, handing Bovino a blank check to inflict unspeakable brutality on Chicago and Minneapolis. The 6 bear so much blame.
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The testing ground for Bovino’s Operation At Large was Los Angeles. A California judge initially prohibited ICE/CBP’s most flagrant constitutional violations. SCOTUS overruled her 6–3, handing Bovino a blank check to inflict unspeakable brutality on Chicago and Minneapolis. The 6 bear so much blame.
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once again, Mark Joseph Stern is exactly right
The testing ground for Bovino’s Operation At Large was Los Angeles. A California judge initially prohibited ICE/CBP’s most flagrant constitutional violations. SCOTUS overruled her 6–3, handing Bovino a blank check to inflict unspeakable brutality on Chicago and Minneapolis. The 6 bear so much blame.
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
January 27, 2026 at 1:24 AM
once again, Mark Joseph Stern is exactly right
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I CANAE BREATHE!!!
January 27, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I CANAE BREATHE!!!
I found this piece by @juliusgoat.bsky.social to be really helpful in my thinking about the discussions I'm having with a nephew who wants to burn it all down--who insists that violence will be necessary.
www.the-reframe.com/the-shovel-n...
www.the-reframe.com/the-shovel-n...
The Shovel Next Time
Liberation from tyranny is also liberation for the tyrants.
www.the-reframe.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
I found this piece by @juliusgoat.bsky.social to be really helpful in my thinking about the discussions I'm having with a nephew who wants to burn it all down--who insists that violence will be necessary.
www.the-reframe.com/the-shovel-n...
www.the-reframe.com/the-shovel-n...
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only if its played by hot gay men
January 26, 2026 at 3:11 AM
only if its played by hot gay men
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Is it too late to call Duck Duck Goose “Seated Rivalry”
is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"
January 26, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Is it too late to call Duck Duck Goose “Seated Rivalry”
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Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
January 26, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
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More to the point... He's repeating this; with his public facing voice, and credibility with Fox viewers.
Bill Melugin of Fox News may be the best-sourced journalist within ICE and CBP. If he's hearing this, the administration has a real problem.
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
More to the point... He's repeating this; with his public facing voice, and credibility with Fox viewers.
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January 25, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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The same Republicans who championed the standoff at the Bundy Ranch and Kyle Rittenhouse are upset that Americans are standing up to ICE.
Weird how bootlickers’ opinions are so fluid, huh?
Weird how bootlickers’ opinions are so fluid, huh?
January 25, 2026 at 10:53 PM
The same Republicans who championed the standoff at the Bundy Ranch and Kyle Rittenhouse are upset that Americans are standing up to ICE.
Weird how bootlickers’ opinions are so fluid, huh?
Weird how bootlickers’ opinions are so fluid, huh?
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We just got the real-life version of this movie. Canada’s PM Mark Carney at Davos. 💪🇨🇦
January 24, 2026 at 4:09 PM
We just got the real-life version of this movie. Canada’s PM Mark Carney at Davos. 💪🇨🇦