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Well, let's see how long this lasts.
Coworker, bursting into office: Pacers just traded for Ivica Zubac!
Me: *blink blink pause* Wooow!
Coworker: Nobody in this office cares!
Me: Woo boy, that's certainly a decision! Yessir!
If you talk sports to me, the only thing you're gonna hear is the squeaky hamster wheel in my head.
Me: *blink blink pause* Wooow!
Coworker: Nobody in this office cares!
Me: Woo boy, that's certainly a decision! Yessir!
If you talk sports to me, the only thing you're gonna hear is the squeaky hamster wheel in my head.
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Coworker, bursting into office: Pacers just traded for Ivica Zubac!
Me: *blink blink pause* Wooow!
Coworker: Nobody in this office cares!
Me: Woo boy, that's certainly a decision! Yessir!
If you talk sports to me, the only thing you're gonna hear is the squeaky hamster wheel in my head.
Me: *blink blink pause* Wooow!
Coworker: Nobody in this office cares!
Me: Woo boy, that's certainly a decision! Yessir!
If you talk sports to me, the only thing you're gonna hear is the squeaky hamster wheel in my head.
What's 🌶️🧠 up to this morning? Googling US universities to see which ones were founded as flagships, land grant, and normal schools. Just for funsies.
February 5, 2026 at 2:46 PM
What's 🌶️🧠 up to this morning? Googling US universities to see which ones were founded as flagships, land grant, and normal schools. Just for funsies.
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Amtrak is selling a $279 train-themed hoodie and matching pants.
Why does this exist and why a track suit? Here's a breakdown:
Why does this exist and why a track suit? Here's a breakdown:
Amtrak is selling a $279 ’Trak Suit. Literally who wants this?
The result of a design competition at a New York fashion school could be cool if you’re fluent in irony.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Amtrak is selling a $279 train-themed hoodie and matching pants.
Why does this exist and why a track suit? Here's a breakdown:
Why does this exist and why a track suit? Here's a breakdown:
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Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
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Literally the thinking of a child, we’re talking at most the reasoning of a thirteen-year-old under Kohlberg’s empirical dataset he used in constructing his theory of moral development
February 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Literally the thinking of a child, we’re talking at most the reasoning of a thirteen-year-old under Kohlberg’s empirical dataset he used in constructing his theory of moral development
Mods are asleep. Post your @maobabie.com butter cookie purses.
February 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Mods are asleep. Post your @maobabie.com butter cookie purses.
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Bondi directed federal agents to arrest four journalists.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
January 30, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Bondi directed federal agents to arrest four journalists.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
Our little student government election closed last night and I'm the person behind the curtain checking the ballot. It's actually kind of fun being able to watch the results come in. It's as close as I get to being Steve Kornacki.
January 29, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Our little student government election closed last night and I'm the person behind the curtain checking the ballot. It's actually kind of fun being able to watch the results come in. It's as close as I get to being Steve Kornacki.
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In sum:
America, the concept? Trash, settler colonial, throw it out
America, the people? Incredible, salt of the earth, would die for them
America, the concept? Trash, settler colonial, throw it out
America, the people? Incredible, salt of the earth, would die for them
January 27, 2026 at 1:36 PM
In sum:
America, the concept? Trash, settler colonial, throw it out
America, the people? Incredible, salt of the earth, would die for them
America, the concept? Trash, settler colonial, throw it out
America, the people? Incredible, salt of the earth, would die for them
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Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
January 27, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/
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That's a stink starfish just begging to be target practice.
January 27, 2026 at 3:29 PM
That's a stink starfish just begging to be target practice.
Susan Rice is so funny! And I just now realized she's on bsky! @funnyoldbag.bsky.social
As an old white woman comic said, it’s our duty to put that ourselves out on the line between our young people and ICE. After all, we have insurance!
January 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Susan Rice is so funny! And I just now realized she's on bsky! @funnyoldbag.bsky.social
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Greg Bovino looks like a rickety skeleton that someone glued hair clippings onto. I think it rocks that he looks so distinct because that man will never get to know public peace after all this.
January 26, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Greg Bovino looks like a rickety skeleton that someone glued hair clippings onto. I think it rocks that he looks so distinct because that man will never get to know public peace after all this.
Furnace is out due to CO leak. Won't get another one till next week. Whole house being warmed with space heaters.
Prayer circle that the electricity holds through Snowfest '26.
🕯️ 🕯️
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🕯️ ⚡🔌 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
Prayer circle that the electricity holds through Snowfest '26.
🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ ⚡🔌 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
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January 24, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Furnace is out due to CO leak. Won't get another one till next week. Whole house being warmed with space heaters.
Prayer circle that the electricity holds through Snowfest '26.
🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ ⚡🔌 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
Prayer circle that the electricity holds through Snowfest '26.
🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ ⚡🔌 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
🕯️ 🕯️
Well, turns out our house is chock full of carbon monoxide and I've just been at home all day working.
a cartoon character is sitting in front of an orange emergency exit sign
Alt: Ralph from the Simpsons sitting in the back of a moving bus, chuckling to himself and saying "I'm in danger."
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Well, turns out our house is chock full of carbon monoxide and I've just been at home all day working.
Weezer
The Monkees
Arashi
Amuro Namie
Asian Kung Fu Generation
The Monkees
Arashi
Amuro Namie
Asian Kung Fu Generation
The Decemberists
of Montreal
Ben Folds
My Chemical Romance (Death Cab and Thursday)
Bear Ghost
of Montreal
Ben Folds
My Chemical Romance (Death Cab and Thursday)
Bear Ghost
introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
weezer
weird al
the aquabats
system of a down (mars volta was opening, we left four songs into SOAD cus they kept saying ‘you’re all dumb motherfuckers for being here’ between songs lmao)
red hot chili peppers (mars volta was opening)
weezer
weird al
the aquabats
system of a down (mars volta was opening, we left four songs into SOAD cus they kept saying ‘you’re all dumb motherfuckers for being here’ between songs lmao)
red hot chili peppers (mars volta was opening)
January 24, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Weezer
The Monkees
Arashi
Amuro Namie
Asian Kung Fu Generation
The Monkees
Arashi
Amuro Namie
Asian Kung Fu Generation
Call me a Luddite. I don't care.
January 22, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Call me a Luddite. I don't care.
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Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything
Send ICE to Duluth and see how long they last.
And don't put them down by the lake--
Make them stay up on the hill.
And don't put them down by the lake--
Make them stay up on the hill.
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Send ICE to Duluth and see how long they last.
And don't put them down by the lake--
Make them stay up on the hill.
And don't put them down by the lake--
Make them stay up on the hill.
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I didn't save this tweet but somebody did and it feels worth resurfacing
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I didn't save this tweet but somebody did and it feels worth resurfacing
I love that her beans are multicolored.🐾
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I love that her beans are multicolored.🐾
In the local Sam's club...
Two very embarrassed parents speaking Spanish...
while 3 adorable little daughters are absolutely BELTING OUT the Star Spangled Banner from their shopping cart.
I hope these divas have a fantastic day.♥️
Two very embarrassed parents speaking Spanish...
while 3 adorable little daughters are absolutely BELTING OUT the Star Spangled Banner from their shopping cart.
I hope these divas have a fantastic day.♥️
January 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
In the local Sam's club...
Two very embarrassed parents speaking Spanish...
while 3 adorable little daughters are absolutely BELTING OUT the Star Spangled Banner from their shopping cart.
I hope these divas have a fantastic day.♥️
Two very embarrassed parents speaking Spanish...
while 3 adorable little daughters are absolutely BELTING OUT the Star Spangled Banner from their shopping cart.
I hope these divas have a fantastic day.♥️
Dare me to change the title in my email signature to "Assistant Director of Whatever Who Cares"?
January 7, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Dare me to change the title in my email signature to "Assistant Director of Whatever Who Cares"?