Charm City Slicker
@sprawlhater.bsky.social
riding your local bus to the baseball stadium and movie theater.
daylight the jones falls. build the red line. nationalize csx. move the bullets back to baltimore.
daylight the jones falls. build the red line. nationalize csx. move the bullets back to baltimore.
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interesting fact: noah smith is part of an ongoing experiment designed to see how much you could smooth a person’s brain out before they can no longer function
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
interesting fact: noah smith is part of an ongoing experiment designed to see how much you could smooth a person’s brain out before they can no longer function
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i bet RFK Jr just absolutely goes to town on a can of wet dog food a couple times a week
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i bet RFK Jr just absolutely goes to town on a can of wet dog food a couple times a week
it's very funny that humans' co-equal closest relatives are two species that live in the same place but on opposite sides of the river, with one being a violent patriarchal society of tactical operators and the other being a matriarchal hippie society of empaths who fuck constantly
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
it's very funny that humans' co-equal closest relatives are two species that live in the same place but on opposite sides of the river, with one being a violent patriarchal society of tactical operators and the other being a matriarchal hippie society of empaths who fuck constantly
big cats rule. except for lions, which are very boring and don't even look cool
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
big cats rule. except for lions, which are very boring and don't even look cool
Luka just threw a no-look kick out pass behind his head from the paint shortly after nutmegging Kevin Love
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Luka just threw a no-look kick out pass behind his head from the paint shortly after nutmegging Kevin Love
As a person who eats turkey most days of their life, this week is my time to shine
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
As a person who eats turkey most days of their life, this week is my time to shine
Oh shit!
Donald Glover, the actor and five-time Grammy winner who performs as Childish Gambino, said during a concert on Saturday in Los Angeles that he had suffered a stroke and other health challenges last year that prompted him to cancel his world tour.
Donald Glover Says He Had a Stroke That Prompted Him to Cancel His Tour in 2024
The rapper and actor, who performed in Los Angeles on Saturday, said doctors had also discovered a hole in his heart, prompting him to cancel his world tour.
nyti.ms
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh shit!
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This is my weekly call for John Harbaugh to be fired
October 8, 2023 at 7:58 PM
This is my weekly call for John Harbaugh to be fired
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Fire Harbaugh before he gets on the plane. Every year it's the same thing. He won a Super Bowl on a complete fluke 13 years ago and has been a loser ever since. The team is cursed and will only be fixed when he is removed from the team.
September 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Fire Harbaugh before he gets on the plane. Every year it's the same thing. He won a Super Bowl on a complete fluke 13 years ago and has been a loser ever since. The team is cursed and will only be fixed when he is removed from the team.
CBS just ran a commercial advertising the 30th anniversary reunion special of Everybody Loves Raymond which they described in voiceover as "one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time" and, uh, hmm
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
CBS just ran a commercial advertising the 30th anniversary reunion special of Everybody Loves Raymond which they described in voiceover as "one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time" and, uh, hmm
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the economic success of the U.S. is significantly built on the land grant universities and in particular their excellent agricultural science tradition.
Really important to stress that the Crown Jewels of the US higher education system were never the Ivies or elite SLACs (other countries have equivalents of these) but the well-funded, large, cheap, and excellently staffed public state university systems bringing high quality education to the masses.
One of the bragging rights that the US ed system had in the 20th century is that we didn't have education tracks. Essentially, any kid could go to a CC or state school & major in whatever they wanted to (obviously an oversimplification). I fear this aspect of the American dream is dying.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the economic success of the U.S. is significantly built on the land grant universities and in particular their excellent agricultural science tradition.
The Jets are such a weird franchise. Not only do they have no identity at all, and no immediately memorable highlights other than Super Bowl 3, they really don't even have any notable players. It's like Joe Namath, Curtis Martin, and ???
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The Jets are such a weird franchise. Not only do they have no identity at all, and no immediately memorable highlights other than Super Bowl 3, they really don't even have any notable players. It's like Joe Namath, Curtis Martin, and ???
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so many people thought they were taking the temperature of America when they were actually marinating their brain in an artificially constructed fake reality on their phones
Let’s see if one single pundit who said there was some great realignment of American sentiment with this last election, based on what they saw on the Nazi-owned platform overrun by foreign actors, offers any retractions or corrections for their gullibility.
It’s hilarious and revelatory that a bunch of giant MAGA/America First X accounts are actually based in Eastern Europe and Nigeria.
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
so many people thought they were taking the temperature of America when they were actually marinating their brain in an artificially constructed fake reality on their phones
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Free Daily Mail headline for when someone named Sebastian does something stupid:
BELLEND SEBASTIAN
BELLEND SEBASTIAN
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Free Daily Mail headline for when someone named Sebastian does something stupid:
BELLEND SEBASTIAN
BELLEND SEBASTIAN
This sounds like they had him walk the plank
Baltimore Orioles sent SS Luis Vázquez outright to Norfolk Tides.
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This sounds like they had him walk the plank
Listened to @ositanwanevu.com's book The Right of the People: Democracy and the Case for a New American Founding yesterday. Particularly enjoyed the part about how Reynolds v. Sims (1964) makes it illegal for state senates to be modeled after the US Senate because even SCOTUS knew the Senate is bad
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Listened to @ositanwanevu.com's book The Right of the People: Democracy and the Case for a New American Founding yesterday. Particularly enjoyed the part about how Reynolds v. Sims (1964) makes it illegal for state senates to be modeled after the US Senate because even SCOTUS knew the Senate is bad
In general the whole Gen X idea that you are supposed to not listen to particular genres of music because it's not Your Scene/you have generational antagonism toward the people who made it is very silly to me. With any artistic medium, one should have as robust a palate as feasible.
As someone who is this guy's age I can tell you 100% that if you were into Pixies, Nirvana, 120 Minutes stuff, etc. but didn't like the Beatles you had to have worked hard to contort yourself into that special little box. Your enemy, if you absolutely needed one, was hair metal. GTFO here with this.
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
In general the whole Gen X idea that you are supposed to not listen to particular genres of music because it's not Your Scene/you have generational antagonism toward the people who made it is very silly to me. With any artistic medium, one should have as robust a palate as feasible.
Holy shit both McLarens disqualified?!?!!?!
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Holy shit both McLarens disqualified?!?!!?!
But also Jim
I watched a few episodes recently. Jenna Fischer did such a good job of playing the part—a miserable receptionist who has bigger dreams. The facial expressions during the uncomfortable convos with Michael. So easy to feel deeply bad for her for having an incompetent boss and shitty bf (before Jim).
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
But also Jim
Oh god what was Lando doing
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Oh god what was Lando doing
Wu playing piano with Yo-Yo Ma, Mamdani is Young Cardamom. I think this means Brandon Scott has to learn how to play Through the Fire and Flames on an Ibanez if he doesn't want to fall off
An honor and dream come true to perform alongside Yo-Yo Ma, presented by Celebrity Series at Boston Symphony Hall. 💜
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
🎼Ave Maria (Bach/Gounod)
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Wu playing piano with Yo-Yo Ma, Mamdani is Young Cardamom. I think this means Brandon Scott has to learn how to play Through the Fire and Flames on an Ibanez if he doesn't want to fall off
Enchiladas provide one with the dual pleasure of delicious eats and also getting to say "enchilada"
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Enchiladas provide one with the dual pleasure of delicious eats and also getting to say "enchilada"
Garrett Park has 996 residents and is in a D+68 precinct
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Garrett Park has 996 residents and is in a D+68 precinct
