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Charm City Slicker
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riding your local bus to the baseball stadium and movie theater.
daylight the jones falls. build the red line. nationalize csx. move the bullets back to baltimore.
omg
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Dell looked really cool at this level of lighting and the street lamps turned on
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I feel that
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This film prominently featuring a Mayflower moving truck registered to "Indianapolis, IND" is doing psychic damage to me as a Baltimorean I must say
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Garrett Park has 996 residents and is in a D+68 precinct
November 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
And that's that
November 22, 2025 at 11:44 PM
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Well there's his 2030 governor or senate campaign photo sorted
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
You could not possibly hand your opposition a better image for them to plaster on television three times every commercial break for a year and a half
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Also, the Arm refers to Laura in the Red Room as "she's my cousin but doesn't she look almost exactly like laura palmer?" and Maddy in the red room tells Cooper "watch out for my cousin". Also Laura is shown to have a demon inside her when she snaps at Harold Smith in FWWM just as Leland does
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
If Judy does have a human form, I honestly think it's more likely to be Laura's doppelganger than to be Sarah. Reasons: the Log Lady says Laura Is the One and also tells Hawk "watch out for that one. The one i told you about. The one under the moon on Blue Pine Mountain" (the Judy symbol on the map)
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Baltimore at peak was producing 280,000 tons of fertilizer from guano per year across 27 different factories. Birdland was built by bird shit!
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The Twin Peaks owl symbol when upside down also looks an awful lot like an ear of corn, corn imagery of course being very common in Twin Peaks including on Hawk's map which Laura references separately when she refers to herself as a turkey in the corn
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I think the pretty obvious reading is that the Woodsmen lull all of the humans to sleep with the radio broadcast so that all of these hatchlings can enter them and manifest Judy's evil on Earth. Sarah Palmer isn't particularly special, the same thing happens to many other people, it's just not shown
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Baltimore is not a city meant to be viewed in the oppressive light of high Chesapeake summer. It is a Victorian industrial city, The Liverpool of America. It is meant to be experienced with a white-gray backdrop of clouds, fog, and steam, the canvas upon which the city paints itself in rich color.
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
David Lynch loved to shoot a weird ass room more than anything in the world
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Came across this Terrible Maps submission. Can't understand why they didn't flip it so that the east coast US is western europe to better match population density but with that said: Tabriz Orioles
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Bonus
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM