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sel 🏴‍☠️
@spinsterism.bsky.social
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Late Gen X. Asexual disaster. Fandom Old™. Also on Discord. Neurospicy. Ask me about the queer pirate show. #OFMD #RhysDarbyFaction 🔞
🇦🇺 : Bidjigal country
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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · Nov 11
Hi friends. I'm here now (again).

Fair warning: if you're not an #OFMD fan be prepared to mute/unfollow/block me as you prefer because that's 90% of my personality these days and I plan to be annoying AF about it 😌
spinsterism.bsky.social
Friendly reminder that he's bare ass naked under that sheet
ofmdframes.bsky.social Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 1h
don't forget to eat your breakfast, it's the most important meal of the tits
stede bonnet shirtless in bed after a night of the crew using fireworks so they don't have to listen to ed teach moaning, stede is leaning over to inspect his boyfriend provided breakfast, giving a delicious view of his chest (our flag means death s2e7)
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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citrussyndicate.bsky.social
🎵 If you don’t ask then you’re bound not to get 🎵

@alexis44.bsky.social commissioned more western boys and, y’all, I LOVE more western boys!!
A digital drawing of a Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death dressed in western wear. They are sitting on brown wooden stairs, with Stede situated between Ed’s legs. They are holding hands. Stede is wearing a teal and white western shirt, jeans, and black boots. His eyes are closed and his head is leaned backwards with his face looking up towards the sky. Ed is wearing a purple tank top, black jeans, and black boots. He has his eyes closed as well while face is pressed into the side of Stede’s face. The sky in the background is dark blue with stars sprinkled across it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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sevensugars.bsky.social
Someone was missing
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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rebelsophie.bsky.social
You’ve heard of Black Friday? Well this is BLACKBEARD FRIDAY (and friends!) an Etsy sale of a few Original Acrylic OFMD paintings 🏴‍☠️💖

www.etsy.com/listing/4409...
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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rebelsophie.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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rebelsophie.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
spinsterism.bsky.social
Exactly three of my mutuals will get this reference 🤭

What's your favourite song with your name in it?

youtu.be/f05Un9qTQq4?...
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
spinsterism.bsky.social
I don't have a career path so it was pretty simple: get a job that makes enough money to pay rent. Legal admin ticked that box and didn't make me want to gouge my eyes out so 30 years later here we are. Although I'm not in legal now because the jobs I liked don't exist anymore.
recursecenter.bsky.social Recurse Center @recursecenter.bsky.social · 14d
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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lydiapetze.bsky.social
Have a video of a duck warming it's toes by a fire. Did you know ducks did that?
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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florencesherman.bsky.social
November 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social
Stede in this! With some kickass shoes suggested by @spinsterism.bsky.social
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death. He’s wearing dark teal floral. pants with a ultra-high cinched waist and attached suspenders. Underneath, he’s wearing an unbuttoned, puffy white shirt, he’s wearing gold Cuban-heel shoes with a paisley pattern.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
spinsterism.bsky.social
🎶 It's the most wonderful time of the year* 🎶

* cherry season it's cherry season CHERRY SEASON 🍒🍒🍒
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
spinsterism.bsky.social
Breaking the chair in less than three minutes
November 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
spinsterism.bsky.social
The internet is a series of tubes
rahaeli.bsky.social rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 4d
I have a fun hypothetical for the technical among us! (For certain values of fun, heh.) The scenario: You run a website. It doesn't have a mobile app: the only way to access it is in-browser. You are deeply, morally opposed to any form of invasive tracking or data-gathering on your users.
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
spinsterism.bsky.social
C/amboy AU titled "Gag Reel"

Is this anything #ofmd
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
spinsterism.bsky.social
STORM!!!
spinsterism.bsky.social sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 10d
Storm? Storm today?? Pretty please???
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
spinsterism.bsky.social
Storm? Storm today?? Pretty please???
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
spinsterism.bsky.social
LET THEM SMOOCH AGAIN
politestmenace.bsky.social R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 10d
2 years 😭😭 their hug is one of my favorite things in the universe
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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roflad.bsky.social
It's like the Tom Holland video post. If you see it, you must repost. Thems the rules
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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bizarrelittlemew.bsky.social
quadrabble(?? it‘s 400 words, explicit) for the prompt: “Stede sucking Ed's cock for the first time and discovering he's *really* into it” from @spinsterism.bsky.social
(i finally managed to write some words YAY sorry for any typos etc) #ofmdfic #idasofmdfic
“Jesus Chr—Stede, fuck, you’ve sucked me dry already.” With a breathless laugh, Ed pushes at Stede’s shoulder, writhing under his eager mouth. Stede makes a disgruntled whine but relents, pulling off his softening cock. “Just a little more? Please?” Stede’s lips are spit-shiny and pink, his hungry gaze fixed on Ed’s cock. “Look, I want to say yes, but seriously, you’ve made me come three times already, not sure I’m physically capable.” Ed threads his fingers into Stede’s hair, messed up beyond anything he’s seen during the months they’ve known each other. Months may not sound like a lot, but it still took them far too long to end up here, sweaty and in love in Ed’s sheets on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Well, ‘lazy’ may apply to how Ed feels, sprawled out and begging divine powers for mercy, but certainly not to Stede, who seems to consider every second without Ed’s cock in his mouth to be tragically wasted, determined to make up for years of lost cock-sucking time all at once. It was a quick turnabout from the shyly admitted “I’ve never exactly done this before” to “can we do it again?” Case in point— “I’d love to suck you while you’re soft. Just… have you in my mouth, take my time. Can I?” Ed pretends the sigh he draws is long-suffering, when it is not-so-secretly full of adoration. “Alright then. Just gimme a second until ‘m not quite so sensitive.” He pets Stede’s hair, scratching lightly at his scalp. Stede closes his eyes, leaning into it with a low hum. Then nuzzling into the crease of Ed’s thigh, sending him a begging look, licking his lips. Ed can’t quite believe his luck. “Go on. Just—be gentle with me, alright?” Stede nods. “Of course. Always.” And Ed knows it to be true. Stede lives up to it, too, carefully exploring with his tongue and his hands, as if wanting to map him out, memorize him from all angles. Ed is still quite sensitive, but it’s a pleasant kind of sensitive, safe and held, Stede treating him like some kind of marvel, so fucking grateful just to have been resting on his tongue, the wet heat of his mouth like heaven. Ed luxuriates in the languid worship, time losing all meaning, until he gets a bright idea. “Have you tried eating ass? Reckon you might like it.”
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
spinsterism.bsky.social
Something something Sense8
jtp.bsky.social jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12d
no more age gaps. you should only be able to date people born on the same exact day as you
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
spinsterism.bsky.social
More scruffy behatted unshaven fingerless glove wearing slightly sweaty relentlessly cheerful Nigel Billingsley!!!
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
spinsterism.bsky.social
YESSSS NIGEL BILLINGSLEY IS BACK #Jumanji #RhysDarbyFaction
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
“ED!!!!”

“STEDE!!!”

#LegoEdandStede
Lego Stede running toward Lego Ed at Te Henga Lego Ed running toward Lego Stede at Te Henga
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
spinsterism.bsky.social
It's acephobic that I have to go into the office today
November 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM