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sel 🏴‍☠️

@spinsterism.bsky.social

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Late Gen X. Asexual disaster. Fandom Old™. Also on Discord. Neurospicy. Ask me about the queer pirate show. #OFMD #RhysDarbyFaction 🔞 🇦🇺 : Bidjigal country

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · Nov 11

Hi friends. I'm here now (again).

Fair warning: if you're not an #OFMD fan be prepared to mute/unfollow/block me as you prefer because that's 90% of my personality these days and I plan to be annoying AF about it 😌

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 34m

He definitely thought about it for a second there

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 37m

I'm guessing Rhysie's insta from the caption

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 21h

The face of gay terror

Stede Bonnet looking scared as Anne Bonny straddles him and leans in for a proper tonguing

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 1d

Airports are liminal spaces, surely there's a transportation portal somewhere that can zap you home 🫂

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 1d

He's good at everything but he does have areas where he really excels, you know?

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 1d

It's the whole unvarnished truth

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 1d

CORRECT

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 1d

Then it should be easier to vacuum dammit

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Pola G 🦋 @polagblue.bsky.social · 2d

Has anyone seen his shirt? It's hard to train for pirate captain with stiddies out. Id? #ofmd #steard #stiddies

*It's apparently a cursed suit day 🤭

Stede with beard and funcy mustache wearing just the pants of the cursed suit, hands on hips, breast forward

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 1d

I don't remember clearly but I think I tried to fit my entire fist into my mouth

Adopt Our Crew | #AdoptOurCrew @adoptourcrew.bsky.social · 2d

Happy 2 years to “You wear fine things well” 2.0 kiss!
What was your reaction? Did you experience it with friends? Tell us all about your reactions 🌕👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏴‍☠️💕

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 2d

For #SexualSunday, I think it’s time to get this one back on your feeds ❤️

#ofmd

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 2d

This is my favourite edit

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 2d

I love cursed suit day

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Stedebonnetteach @stedebt.bsky.social · 2d

The Gentleman Pirate, I Presume?

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 2d

a man sitting in a chair in front of a bookshelf

Alt: a man sitting in a chair in front of a bookshelf

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 2d

I learned not long ago myself 😔

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 2d

Delicious. The finest wine.

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 2d

Never forget that Samba has video of him working out to prepare for ofmd S2

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 2d

Please indulge those thoughts to their fullest extent

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 2d

I am once again requesting that brown coloured spiders not be allowed to roam around inside on brown coloured carpet! Stay on the walls and ceilings where I can see you, you bastards!

In related news my cat sucks at hunting. I should sack her.

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 2d

Why can't someone invent a technology to let us film our dreams

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 2d

I will eat it right from the tin with a spoon

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 2d

Give me the treacle, I love that shit

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sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 2d

We'll miss you

sel 🏴‍☠️ @spinsterism.bsky.social · 2d

You realise that last one means you have to relinquish your citizenship right

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