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Late Gen X. Asexual disaster. Fandom Old™. Also on Discord. Neurospicy. Ask me about the queer pirate show. #OFMD #RhysDarbyFaction 🔞
🇦🇺 : Bidjigal country
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Technically it's Thursday for me but have a WIP snippet anyway #ofmd
That curl of warmth was still there, though, and he wanted to see where it went. Whether it'd feel different, like this. And with the way Ed was still looking at him, lightning-quick sideways glances like he didn't want Stede to catch him at it ... well. He didn't think Ed would object. "I think," he said, swaying his hips a little as he stepped in close, "I want to sit down." "Okay, let's-" Ed started, and then abruptly shut his mouth as Stede planted his hands on the back of the armchair and straddled Ed's thighs. His hands came up to grip Stede's waist like a reflex. "Hi," Stede said brightly. "Hello." Ed slid his hands down to rest just above Stede's knees. He started massaging tiny circles through the silk. "Not done yet, I take it?" "Nope." Stede popped the p. "Just getting started." He wriggled his way forward until he sat directly over where Ed's cock was-flatteringly-already hard. "Oh," he breathed. "You are enjoying this."
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Hip freckle 😌
Close up crop of Rhys Darby as Stede Bonnet in S2E07 of OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH. He's in bed in the captain's quarters. The cropped image shows his right hip and flank mostly covered by a white sheet but enough skin is showing to indicate he's at least not wearing underwear.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Hear me out:
Photo of a pair of yellow embroidered women's ankle boots with lace up fastening and a stacked heel.
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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The Z-Suite!
A screenshot from imdb.com of Rhys Darby's appearances as Bennett Buffy in S1 of TV show The Z-Suite. The character appears in episodes 3, 4, 7 and 8.
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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😌
Photo of Grover from Sesame Street standing next to a pedestal with a blank art canvas on it. Caption reads, "Grover shows a picture of who the fuck asked".
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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It's past midnight on the 12th here so: 🎈🎈🎈
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Hey guess what, that's the ship Rhysie did this photoshoot on back in 2022
Photo of Rhys Darby at the helm of the Southern Swan tall ship. He's wearing a powder blue double breasted suit with a white shirt and no tie. This was a promotional photoshoot for OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH for BINGE, the Australian streaming service that first aired the show in 2022. There's a pink/purple flag with the streamer's logo hanging from the boom to the left of the shot.
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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Orange text on a blue background that reads "MAN for SALE". Context: the image is styled as if it were a campaign poster for NYC mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani and the text itself is a quote from S1E03 of OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Hand big. Big hand. HAND.
Rhys Darby in a group photo with three women on the set of WHAT NOW, in costume as "Wayne". He's wearing a thigh length patchwork robe in shades of green and brown with some chunky necklaces and a green patterned scarf around his neck (and possibly not much else - his chest is bare under the robe). There's significant facial scruff and his hair is tousled and excellent. Rhys is resting his right wrist on the shoulder of the woman next to him and the size of his hand is in-fucking-sane. Close up of Rhys Darby's right hand from the previous photo.
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
spinsterism.bsky.social
Sofffffft peets
Close up photo of a grey/blue cat's front paws
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 AM
spinsterism.bsky.social
General Hux has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Close up still image of General Armitage Hux in STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS from the scene where he gives a speech immediately before deploying the Starkiller Base weapon. He's wearing a black peaked cap with the spoked First Order logo on the front, a black shirt and black overcoat. There's a deep red backdrop in the distance. It's all very Nazi. The laser beam from Starkiller is reflected in Hux's eyes, making him look deranged.
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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#bruisewatch
Close up photo of my forearm showing purple-yellow bruises and abrasions Close up photo of my forehead showing a red-yellow bruise
November 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
spinsterism.bsky.social
Wikipedia is right there, you know

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zohran_...
Excerpt from Mamdani's Wikipedia page: "Besides English, Mamdani can speak four other languages with varying degrees of proficiency: Hindi–Urdu, Bengali, Spanish, and Arabic."
November 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Time to bring this back because it fills me with delight
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Already started coming up a treat
Close up photo of a developing bruise
November 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Looks much worse than it feels (cw blood, bruises)
Close up photo of my forehead showing a discoloured abrasion Photo of my right forearm showing bruising and bloodied scrapes
November 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Emoji mashup of the sweating emoji and the looking through fingers emoji
November 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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This is both a trick and a treat
Screenshot of Rhys Darby in a dark blue dressing gown sitting at his kitchen table. It's cropped to show only the lower part of his face (white beard scruff, pursed lips) and a slice of bare chest and That Fucking Chain because he's not wearing a shirt.
October 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Relapsed
Rhys Darby performing in Portland in October 2025. He's standing in front of the backdrop of the Helium Comedy Club wearing blue jeans and his black RD tee. His left hand is on his hip and his right hand is stretched up and to the right against the backdrop. He's smirking very cutely. Rhys Darby performing in Portland in October 2025. He's standing in front of the backdrop of the Helium Comedy Club wearing blue jeans and his black RD tee. He's pointing at a building on the stage backdrop with his right hand and his expression is like this 😐
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Meme image of Rhys Darby sitting in a brown leather armchair. He's holding up a thumb and looking to his right. The words "dying inside" arch over his head.
October 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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This is the look I get AFTER she's eaten her dinner
Photo of my cat sitting on a grey ottoman and looking at me very intensely
October 29, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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Girl dinner (literally, it's 11pm and I forgot to eat)
A tub of Greek style yoghurt flavoured with vanilla bean.
October 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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This should be illegal
Another stupidly adorable photo of my cat
October 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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A Baby
Close up photo of my blue cat lying on a grey ottoman being cute
October 19, 2025 at 9:29 AM