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Aobambi 💙🦌
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Aobambi // 35teen // brat prince that needs mouse bites to live // OFMD enthusiast // any pronouns are fine as long as you think I'm cute ❤️
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If you're looking for the groove, it's in the heart.
February 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Wellness influencer posts are like “what you called borderline personality disorder I call the divine goddess priestess energy.”
February 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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I’m at the Noodle family reunion. Gang is all here: Mr. Noodle, his brothers, Ms. Noodle. Even his dog. They’ve managed to set the pavilion on fire trying to take a group photo
February 13, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Finished and it's def a wild ride 👍
This is what happens when I take book recommendations from Pinterest it's fun so far but I'm also only 30 pages in
February 13, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Im in this picture
February 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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I am henry rollins give me twenty dollars
Henry Rollins (2.13.61) does not solicit money through social media.

Please do not send money or personal information to any individual claiming to be Henry Rollins. Any such requests are fraudulent.
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
What's y'all's fave trivia when I meet new people I like to talk Abt how the US govt inadvertently killed John Wayne
February 13, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Today I walked to the Japanese store, the CBD store, trader joes, and then my mom gave me a ride to the chiropractor on the way home. And yesterday I put laundry away! Finally breaking the bed rotting habit I fell into when I had a cold
February 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Waiting for my order at sonic ( red bull slushie add nerds) and a guy comes out and says "my manager saw u sitting out here alone would u like this strawberry milkshake on the house" and I said I had already ordered a drink and a girl parked nearby yelled form her car "ILL TAKE IT" and I'm so glad
February 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Wanna do prints of this but I can't get it to look "print worthy"
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
At some point in my youth my family went to the movies idek what we went to see but they were doing market research in the lobby and so I got to see a clip of osmosis jones before it came out and the whole experience was very bizarre
February 12, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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“Hey hey hey! … Before you go, pack up this depressing garbage of yours and get it out of here!”
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Made an appt to do our taxes on Valentine's day ❤️ cos I learned nothing from going to the dentist for our anniversary last year (it sucked and ruined the whole day)
February 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Any man who says he loves peace more than I do better have a knife.
--Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy
THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE AND THIS GUN I FOUND
February 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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girl did u do 9/11 because you got a w bush
February 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Study Finds Macaws Evolved Vibrant Coloration To Pass The Time https://theonion.com/study-finds-macaws-evolved-vibrant-coloration-to-pass-the-time/
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Feral
February 10, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Devastated at the amnt of money I put in and all I managed to do was flip him over a few times
February 9, 2026 at 8:08 PM
This guy's writing is so cavalier for a book Abt grocery stores its like the opposite of the mark kurlansky books I've been reading which are fun in their dryness. He's like a wet kurlansky (positive)
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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A salty sailor cat ink for
@skoggkatt.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM