Chris Ward
@chrisward.bsky.social
Ex-Wizard Magazine Magic Words guy. Ex-KDHX howlin’ rock DJ. Ex-drinker. Pinball evangelist. NUDGE MAGAZINE #4 and#5 on sale now.
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BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
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December 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
I am deceased
BREAKING NEWS:
Gareb Shamus was on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Here he is on a speed date with Rachel Zoe, claiming he started Comic Con.
Gareb Shamus was on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Here he is on a speed date with Rachel Zoe, claiming he started Comic Con.
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I am deceased
When is that one guy gonna die
December 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
When is that one guy gonna die
I’m sorry friend. Be seeing you. 🙏
December 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’m sorry friend. Be seeing you. 🙏
You know there are days when I’m like “I could write a fuckin book about this stuff but who the hell would read it.”
December 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
You know there are days when I’m like “I could write a fuckin book about this stuff but who the hell would read it.”
How dare Slack take a word that means “do nothing” and pervert it into a corporate productivity platform
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
How dare Slack take a word that means “do nothing” and pervert it into a corporate productivity platform
Michael Clayton IS Jay Kelly AS John Carter IN Jack Reacher 2
December 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Michael Clayton IS Jay Kelly AS John Carter IN Jack Reacher 2
Me every year: “I have a holiday gift budget.”
Me every December 5th: “FUCK! DID I BUY ENOUGH?? WILL THEY BE HAPPY? BETTER PUT $3000 ON CREDIT CARDS!!!”
Me every December 5th: “FUCK! DID I BUY ENOUGH?? WILL THEY BE HAPPY? BETTER PUT $3000 ON CREDIT CARDS!!!”
December 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Me every year: “I have a holiday gift budget.”
Me every December 5th: “FUCK! DID I BUY ENOUGH?? WILL THEY BE HAPPY? BETTER PUT $3000 ON CREDIT CARDS!!!”
Me every December 5th: “FUCK! DID I BUY ENOUGH?? WILL THEY BE HAPPY? BETTER PUT $3000 ON CREDIT CARDS!!!”
Love modern SNL comedy writing. Tip 1: have someone loudly repeat what we are seeing with our own eyes. Example: “are you wearing TWO cardigans?”
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Love modern SNL comedy writing. Tip 1: have someone loudly repeat what we are seeing with our own eyes. Example: “are you wearing TWO cardigans?”
I’m up to a pack a day (toilet paper)
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m up to a pack a day (toilet paper)
Hi! I’m a recycling bin. You may also know me as “just a second regular trash can”
December 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hi! I’m a recycling bin. You may also know me as “just a second regular trash can”
“From here on out it’s one battle after another.” —me entering CostCo
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“From here on out it’s one battle after another.” —me entering CostCo
Is there anyone more fucking low effort than a middle age straight man on Feeld
December 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Is there anyone more fucking low effort than a middle age straight man on Feeld
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If there is a Warner Bros. movie you love and you don't have on physical media then do not hold off getting it while you still can.
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If there is a Warner Bros. movie you love and you don't have on physical media then do not hold off getting it while you still can.
“HBO Max is now HBOFlix”
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“HBO Max is now HBOFlix”
*Adam Driver from Inside Llewelyn Davis runs out of gas on highway*
UH OHHHHH
UH OHHHHH
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
*Adam Driver from Inside Llewelyn Davis runs out of gas on highway*
UH OHHHHH
UH OHHHHH
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Fourth of July has hamburgers. Christmas has ham. Halloween has candy. I feel like we should do a food for Thanksgiving next.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Fourth of July has hamburgers. Christmas has ham. Halloween has candy. I feel like we should do a food for Thanksgiving next.
Crying on the couch last night listening to Things That I Had Thought Of by @allenpwilliams.bsky.social
I miss you guy!
I miss you guy!
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Crying on the couch last night listening to Things That I Had Thought Of by @allenpwilliams.bsky.social
I miss you guy!
I miss you guy!
We’re lucky there’s a family guy
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
We’re lucky there’s a family guy
Thank you to the eagle eyed cashier who spotted that I had “forgotten” to scan an expensive but very basic spice in the self checkout where I was working for free. Geez, that might have accidentally gotten into my car! And then into my $15 ground beef free of charge. Great work everyone.
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Thank you to the eagle eyed cashier who spotted that I had “forgotten” to scan an expensive but very basic spice in the self checkout where I was working for free. Geez, that might have accidentally gotten into my car! And then into my $15 ground beef free of charge. Great work everyone.
At the grocery store I asked this stock boy where the bread crumbs were and he led me around the entire store with a series of fucking clues!!!
December 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
At the grocery store I asked this stock boy where the bread crumbs were and he led me around the entire store with a series of fucking clues!!!
Panera Pro Tip: Pick chips with your 2 for 1 and then say “I meant to pick bread” and they will let you keep both bread and chips (they aren’t supposed to take even unopened chips back). Another tip is just to steal fountain drinks and coffee, no one cares.
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Panera Pro Tip: Pick chips with your 2 for 1 and then say “I meant to pick bread” and they will let you keep both bread and chips (they aren’t supposed to take even unopened chips back). Another tip is just to steal fountain drinks and coffee, no one cares.
And just like that Will Byers became hot lol
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
And just like that Will Byers became hot lol