Chris Ward
@chrisward.bsky.social
Ex-Wizard Magazine Magic Words guy. Ex-KDHX howlin’ rock DJ. Ex-drinker. Pinball evangelist. NUDGE MAGAZINE #4 and#5 on sale now.
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Imagine being such a piece of shit you aren’t invited to Dick Cheney’s funeral. Trump and Vance will not be attending.
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Imagine being such a piece of shit you aren’t invited to Dick Cheney’s funeral. Trump and Vance will not be attending.
I think of Adam Sandler’s Every Day I’m Mutterin’ every single day
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I think of Adam Sandler’s Every Day I’m Mutterin’ every single day
2014. Nothing changes.
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
2014. Nothing changes.
“This story is just beginning, it’s the tip of the iceberg.” —every reporter on Trump for 10 fucking years
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
“This story is just beginning, it’s the tip of the iceberg.” —every reporter on Trump for 10 fucking years
Reposted by Chris Ward
Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.
If you see a pink iPhone Pocket on my doorknob come back in 40 minutes
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If you see a pink iPhone Pocket on my doorknob come back in 40 minutes
Today is the day Donald Trump finally became president
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Today is the day Donald Trump finally became president
“I will fight no more forever.” — Chuck Schumer
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“I will fight no more forever.” — Chuck Schumer
Love PLURIBUS? Get ready for a new episode of Low Winter Sun
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Love PLURIBUS? Get ready for a new episode of Low Winter Sun
PLURIBUS IS A DING DANG DELIGHT!!!
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
PLURIBUS IS A DING DANG DELIGHT!!!
I have Frankenstein Fever!
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I have Frankenstein Fever!
*Frankenstein turns chair around backwards*
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
*Frankenstein turns chair around backwards*
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
NYC power grid blacks out from Feeld pings to new Mayor and First Lady
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
NYC power grid blacks out from Feeld pings to new Mayor and First Lady
I sound my barbaric YAWP over the rooftops of the world! But no worries if not!
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I sound my barbaric YAWP over the rooftops of the world! But no worries if not!
Reposted by Chris Ward
Has New York Democratic Party chairman Jay Jacobs resigned over Mamdani yet? I hope he hasn't, so that he can instead resign over *improving Republican margins over Trump 2024 in an anti-Republican wave election*. Trump won Nassau by just 4%—now look at this bloodbath
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Has New York Democratic Party chairman Jay Jacobs resigned over Mamdani yet? I hope he hasn't, so that he can instead resign over *improving Republican margins over Trump 2024 in an anti-Republican wave election*. Trump won Nassau by just 4%—now look at this bloodbath
*me, a writer, who has never read Death of a Salesman*
“This is gonna last forever!”
“This is gonna last forever!”
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
*me, a writer, who has never read Death of a Salesman*
“This is gonna last forever!”
“This is gonna last forever!”
Do you think more people would be anti-car if bike people weren’t so fucking weird. You know what I’m talking about.
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Do you think more people would be anti-car if bike people weren’t so fucking weird. You know what I’m talking about.
When the price of beef keeps going up but McDonalds cheeseburgers stay the same price
Dis Belief Surprised GIF
ALT: Dis Belief Surprised GIF
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November 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
When the price of beef keeps going up but McDonalds cheeseburgers stay the same price
You will never feel like more of a cow than doing the free sample cycle at CostCo and they hit you with the free Pepto sample at the end. I am an adult cow!
November 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
You will never feel like more of a cow than doing the free sample cycle at CostCo and they hit you with the free Pepto sample at the end. I am an adult cow!
I would actually go back to bar soap if it was one really big bar of Dr. Bronner’s that lasts a whole year
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I would actually go back to bar soap if it was one really big bar of Dr. Bronner’s that lasts a whole year
Major life achievement today: bought bulk heartburn medication at CostCo
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Major life achievement today: bought bulk heartburn medication at CostCo
We think of AI as artificial intelligence. But did you know AI also thinks of us as AI? That’s right: An Idiot.
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
We think of AI as artificial intelligence. But did you know AI also thinks of us as AI? That’s right: An Idiot.
“Can I get a coffee with NO SHURGAR and a bucket of MUNCHKINS?”
—lady at Dunkin Donuts
—lady at Dunkin Donuts
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“Can I get a coffee with NO SHURGAR and a bucket of MUNCHKINS?”
—lady at Dunkin Donuts
—lady at Dunkin Donuts
I’m in a haunted house called life
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’m in a haunted house called life
There Will Be Blood but for Tootsie Rolls
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
There Will Be Blood but for Tootsie Rolls