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Chris Ward
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Ex-Wizard Magazine Magic Words guy. Ex-KDHX howlin’ rock DJ. Ex-drinker. Pinball evangelist. NUDGE MAGAZINE #4 and#5 on sale now.
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Imagine being such a piece of shit you aren’t invited to Dick Cheney’s funeral. Trump and Vance will not be attending.
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I think of Adam Sandler’s Every Day I’m Mutterin’ every single day
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
2014. Nothing changes.
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
“This story is just beginning, it’s the tip of the iceberg.” —every reporter on Trump for 10 fucking years
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If you see a pink iPhone Pocket on my doorknob come back in 40 minutes
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Today is the day Donald Trump finally became president
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“I will fight no more forever.” — Chuck Schumer
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Love PLURIBUS? Get ready for a new episode of Low Winter Sun
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
PLURIBUS IS A DING DANG DELIGHT!!!
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I have Frankenstein Fever!
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
*Frankenstein turns chair around backwards*
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
NYC power grid blacks out from Feeld pings to new Mayor and First Lady
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I sound my barbaric YAWP over the rooftops of the world! But no worries if not!
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Has New York Democratic Party chairman Jay Jacobs resigned over Mamdani yet? I hope he hasn't, so that he can instead resign over *improving Republican margins over Trump 2024 in an anti-Republican wave election*. Trump won Nassau by just 4%—now look at this bloodbath
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
*me, a writer, who has never read Death of a Salesman*

“This is gonna last forever!”
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Do you think more people would be anti-car if bike people weren’t so fucking weird. You know what I’m talking about.
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
When the price of beef keeps going up but McDonalds cheeseburgers stay the same price
Dis Belief Surprised GIF
ALT: Dis Belief Surprised GIF
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You will never feel like more of a cow than doing the free sample cycle at CostCo and they hit you with the free Pepto sample at the end. I am an adult cow!
November 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I would actually go back to bar soap if it was one really big bar of Dr. Bronner’s that lasts a whole year
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Major life achievement today: bought bulk heartburn medication at CostCo
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We think of AI as artificial intelligence. But did you know AI also thinks of us as AI? That’s right: An Idiot.
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
“Can I get a coffee with NO SHURGAR and a bucket of MUNCHKINS?”
—lady at Dunkin Donuts
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I’m in a haunted house called life
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
There Will Be Blood but for Tootsie Rolls
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM