It’s crab season, so I made stock from all the crab-shrapnel then Tom-Yum with the stock.
I really appreciated this recipe for all the substitutions suggestions: thasneen.com/cooking/crab...
I really appreciated this recipe for all the substitutions suggestions: thasneen.com/cooking/crab...
January 26, 2026 at 1:03 AM
It’s crab season, so I made stock from all the crab-shrapnel then Tom-Yum with the stock.
I really appreciated this recipe for all the substitutions suggestions: thasneen.com/cooking/crab...
I really appreciated this recipe for all the substitutions suggestions: thasneen.com/cooking/crab...
18 months after moving into our new house, I have finalized our spice storage.
January 16, 2026 at 11:44 PM
18 months after moving into our new house, I have finalized our spice storage.
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All my years writing about rightwing movements, I've been insisting "Look, no matter how bad they are, they don't think of themselves as such. It's not like they're sitting around saying, 'Let's do eeeevil.'" Apologies--I was incorrect.
January 16, 2026 at 3:42 AM
All my years writing about rightwing movements, I've been insisting "Look, no matter how bad they are, they don't think of themselves as such. It's not like they're sitting around saying, 'Let's do eeeevil.'" Apologies--I was incorrect.
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
Birria attempt, #1. 5/10
Acceptable for a first attempt. Not inedible, but not quite what I wanted. Good heat level, but something not yet right about the spice mix.
Acceptable for a first attempt. Not inedible, but not quite what I wanted. Good heat level, but something not yet right about the spice mix.
January 14, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Birria attempt, #1. 5/10
Acceptable for a first attempt. Not inedible, but not quite what I wanted. Good heat level, but something not yet right about the spice mix.
Acceptable for a first attempt. Not inedible, but not quite what I wanted. Good heat level, but something not yet right about the spice mix.
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it's so careful 🥲🥲🥲
January 10, 2026 at 8:47 AM
it's so careful 🥲🥲🥲
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When you don’t if it’s the weather or the news that’s making you more sad, that’s called treasonal depression.
January 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
When you don’t if it’s the weather or the news that’s making you more sad, that’s called treasonal depression.
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
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In America, where irony is dead, a hotel chain uses a policy denying shelter to local people, for fear of accidentally housing homeless persons…
To deny a reservation to the author of a much-lauded book on how American economic unfairness forces working people into homelessness.
To deny a reservation to the author of a much-lauded book on how American economic unfairness forces working people into homelessness.
A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
In America, where irony is dead, a hotel chain uses a policy denying shelter to local people, for fear of accidentally housing homeless persons…
To deny a reservation to the author of a much-lauded book on how American economic unfairness forces working people into homelessness.
To deny a reservation to the author of a much-lauded book on how American economic unfairness forces working people into homelessness.
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Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
December 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
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"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
December 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
theonion.com/cia-realizes...
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America has deindustrialized so much they can't even manufacture consent
I still can't believe they're trying to make a war happen out of thin air. Not just their abrogation of Congress's role in formally declaring a war -- that's been a slippery slope for decades -- but their total unwillingness even to go through the motions of drumming up public support.
December 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
America has deindustrialized so much they can't even manufacture consent
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
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To: me
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2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
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December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
Holiday treats-making frenzy has commenced! What are you making this year?
December 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Holiday treats-making frenzy has commenced! What are you making this year?
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Leftover. Turkey. Enchiladas.
Best thanksgiving hack. Hands down.
Recipe to follow.
Best thanksgiving hack. Hands down.
Recipe to follow.
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Leftover. Turkey. Enchiladas.
Best thanksgiving hack. Hands down.
Recipe to follow.
Best thanksgiving hack. Hands down.
Recipe to follow.
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Otters + Snow =
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Otters + Snow =
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
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props to WSJ for once on a useful notion, ADMIN PARTY for everybody
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
props to WSJ for once on a useful notion, ADMIN PARTY for everybody
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Y'all could have just done the right thing. Not once, but twice.
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Y'all could have just done the right thing. Not once, but twice.