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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
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or an app
I genuinely hate how everything requires a subscription
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
or an app
Blocked another, what’s happening?!
Going on two-ish weeks of great conversation with this man on jack’d… learned he is a barb this morning.
a woman is sitting on a couch and says `` girl , bye '' .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and says `` girl , bye '' .
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Blocked another, what’s happening?!
Going on two-ish weeks of great conversation with this man on jack’d… learned he is a barb this morning.
a woman is sitting on a couch and says `` girl , bye '' .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and says `` girl , bye '' .
media.tenor.com
September 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Going on two-ish weeks of great conversation with this man on jack’d… learned he is a barb this morning.
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If you’re ever in pain and don’t like to take medicine, don’t come around me cuz ima tell you to do drugs.
Woke up with a headache took some medicine and now I feel better and I'm off to the gym. I am so glad I'm not one of those "I don't like to take medicine when I'm in pain" type people. Couldn't be me.
a man in a suit is saying pills baby with his mouth open
ALT: a man in a suit is saying pills baby with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
August 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If you’re ever in pain and don’t like to take medicine, don’t come around me cuz ima tell you to do drugs.
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9 times outta 10, if your male bestie is on one of these apps like Tea, you know exactly why he's there and that he deserves to be.
August 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
9 times outta 10, if your male bestie is on one of these apps like Tea, you know exactly why he's there and that he deserves to be.
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"is you cool"
is a use of language so beautiful it is winsome
Because they do not be "cool"
is a use of language so beautiful it is winsome
Because they do not be "cool"
Sent a man some pics from my vacation and all he worried about is how much it looks like i’m spending on the trip. Ho, is you cool?
August 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"is you cool"
is a use of language so beautiful it is winsome
Because they do not be "cool"
is a use of language so beautiful it is winsome
Because they do not be "cool"
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The full name of Rhode Island up until 2020 was "The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations"
Literally just told my brother that almost any time you see the term "farm" or "garden" in a northern state pre-1865, it was a PLANTATION.
(Shout out to The BRONX)
(Shout out to The BRONX)
New Jersey: the Garden State
[squawking goose meme]
Who was working the garden? WHO WAS WORKING THE GARDEN?!?
[squawking goose meme]
Who was working the garden? WHO WAS WORKING THE GARDEN?!?
August 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The full name of Rhode Island up until 2020 was "The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations"
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Photos from my event last week for the celebration of Algee Smith’s new EP, “Love Lost” at Soho Warehouse.
July 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Photos from my event last week for the celebration of Algee Smith’s new EP, “Love Lost” at Soho Warehouse.
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Fun fact: Babies can learn to use sign language as early as 6 months old! It provides them with an adequate way to express their thoughts and needs before they develop the capacity to speak.
Sign language should be a part of grade school curriculum.
July 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Fun fact: Babies can learn to use sign language as early as 6 months old! It provides them with an adequate way to express their thoughts and needs before they develop the capacity to speak.
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you say only god can judge you and yet here i am
July 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
you say only god can judge you and yet here i am
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This the kind of headass stuff I want to do
July 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This the kind of headass stuff I want to do
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Also, two things being true is kicking a lot of y’all asses. I’m talking about belt to ass. You can both be against infidelity AND feel uncomfortable with the prevalence of our surveillance state. But I think we’ve become so used to this shit that it’s hindering folks imagination.
July 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Also, two things being true is kicking a lot of y’all asses. I’m talking about belt to ass. You can both be against infidelity AND feel uncomfortable with the prevalence of our surveillance state. But I think we’ve become so used to this shit that it’s hindering folks imagination.
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I can’t stop watching this
Coldplay's Chris Martin accidentally exposes astronomer CEO Andy Byron having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot.
July 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I can’t stop watching this
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Having kids right now is crazy.
July 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Having kids right now is crazy.
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- HAPPY ROB MILTON DAY! here’s my gift to you. 🖤♋️ open.spotify.com/album/68dsqR...
July 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
- HAPPY ROB MILTON DAY! here’s my gift to you. 🖤♋️ open.spotify.com/album/68dsqR...
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this would only happen at THAT lake
July 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
this would only happen at THAT lake
I identify with the crashouts on The Bear.
July 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I identify with the crashouts on The Bear.
just remembered a morning I was wfh but still in bed so I sent a lil teams chat to show I was “active” ended up sending “happy birthday” rather than “good morning” 💀
June 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
just remembered a morning I was wfh but still in bed so I sent a lil teams chat to show I was “active” ended up sending “happy birthday” rather than “good morning” 💀
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The kids are NOT ok.
just found out via Bob the Drag Queen that some of Black gen z don’t believe Harriet Tubman was a real person because she changed her name and think that the underground railroad was a tunnel network.
the meteor isn’t good enough, we need a rapture.
the meteor isn’t good enough, we need a rapture.
June 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The kids are NOT ok.
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Lady asked me… “Do you want to see my grandchild?”
Of COURSE i do…
*turns over phone *
Me:
Of COURSE i do…
*turns over phone *
Me:
June 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Lady asked me… “Do you want to see my grandchild?”
Of COURSE i do…
*turns over phone *
Me:
Of COURSE i do…
*turns over phone *
Me:
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Joseph to Mary:
having a baby from a threesome is absolutely insane.
June 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Joseph to Mary:
@durandbernarr.bsky.social gave us a SHOW last night - truly a phenomenal performer!
June 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
@durandbernarr.bsky.social gave us a SHOW last night - truly a phenomenal performer!
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Approximately 500,000 people were enslaved in the United States on July 4th 1776. Powers of the state were authorized to kill them and their children. America has been dystopian since day one.
really full force struck by how dystopian America is now, where the government and corporations can ignore the law at will but if a regular person fails to conform at any juncture the powers of the state are basically authorized to kill you and your kids
A University of Buffalo graduate was chased across the stage by police at Sunday's commencement ceremony for carrying a prohibited item while he tried to collect his diploma: a baby.
May 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Approximately 500,000 people were enslaved in the United States on July 4th 1776. Powers of the state were authorized to kill them and their children. America has been dystopian since day one.