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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans
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50 of them thangs....married like shit. Live by mascara, die by winged eyeliner. Nice until I'm not so don't shift my balance. If my skyteam don't trust you, I don't either. It's STRICT in this mf. #WeDoNotCare
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Be REALLY wary of people who refuse to be considerate when telling you the truth. They don't care about you, they just enjoy criticizing. Nobody who cares about you refuses to find a way to speak to you IN A WAY THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE. I know this is hard to hear because...parents. But them too.
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I have key lime pie
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Accurate lol
November 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
That nap earlier fucked me up lmaooo
WHY IS EVERYONE AWAKE RIGHT NOW. Y’ALL SPOSED TO BE SLEEP 😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Yep, I just made a pot of chili.
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Sometimes you are the piss in your dating pool.
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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I’m not giving nobody head that I don’t want to kiss.
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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i got you
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Go get them. Now!!!
My candle site is all restocked for the holidays and from now until Monday, December 1st, get 30% off everything - no discount code needed 😄 firebrandcandle.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Run it up!!! Her candles are absolutely delicious
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Assume it was a scheme cooked up by Todd and the white man to keep a sista down and continue to season my food
Question for my people: if a study dropped tomorrow saying seasoning makes you gain weight… what’s your next move? Because I’m not eating unseasoned chicken. Be serious.
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Captain America waking up in 2000
WHY IS EVERYTHING BLACK
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Love seeing people happy and in love. Hell yeah.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This
I'mma gangsta *AND* a lover girl.
In all things #balance
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I love when yall find love. It truly warms my heart.
November 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
IKDR 💚💚💚
Oh nothing, just went to Panama to fall even more in love 🇵🇦💜

(I debated posting this because… well I a lot of reasons. But I know the risks of love and I feel so blessed to experience it again, so I’m taking all the chances 🥹)
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Ppl wanna keep building homes to solve the housing crisis.

ENOUGH HOUSING ALREADY EXISTS. ENOUGH EMPTY BUILDINGS ALREADY EXIST.

Make it AFFORDABLE. ACCESSIBLE.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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You Gomez Addams for real
Pain is just pleasure with the volume up.
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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I don’t have time for ads.
What I’m finding out is that a lot of you niggas pay for YouTube
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The way I just hollered in here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Also she not wrong
Why your big ass got them soft ass back shots? I’m tryna get punted through a field goal and you back there fighting for your life.

Fired.
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I asked my bff if a memory i had was valid. Do you know how wild it felt to ask if there really was a time we all went to a house party in the winter and someone slept in the car while we went inside??

It did happen and she was the one in the damn car 🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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i’ll never forget on The Breakfast Club when Charlemagne asked Webbie what he think about Obamacare and that nigga Webbie said “i don’t think nobody care mayne”
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
That last sentence is a BAR.
In all things, ALL areas of life, you gotta decide what “I’m done” looks like for you. When are you done with a job? A city? A friendship? A style? Is your line way off in the distance? Is it right up close to you? Is that line serving you well where you placed it, or does it need to move?
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Im so glad I dont have a dog in this proverbial relationship fight.
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM