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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans

@reereeison1.bsky.social

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40 Something....married like shit. Live by mascara, die by winged eyeliner. Nice until I'm not so don't shift my balance. If my skyteam don't trust you, I don't either. It's STRICT in this mf. #WeDoNotCare

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 8h

Omni is that girl.

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 8h

Selling armadillo armpits like they right smh

ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 8h

Arby’s serving Komodo dragon meat

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 8h

You are appreciated 💚

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 8h

It'll absolutely decimate you if you don't do what needs yo be done to relieve it, even when its things you feel you can't pull away from. Gotta do ot before the body does it for us smh

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 8h

I have a whole sermon on stress but I dont have time to deliver it

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Oh hey Chels! @chelsisright.bsky.social · 9h

The really big thing that takes us out of here and I know it may sound cliché, but it really is hugely significant is STRESS. We should start thinking about stress as a physical condition because that is exactly what it is.

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 9h

IKDR!!!!

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 9h

For real? Congrats boo!!! Its about time 💚

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 10h

They tried to get me on an 8 yr. Bitch gimme the 6 and I was reluctant with that mf

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 10h

Im somewhere on almafi coast, tanning somewhere naked.

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 10h

a cartoon chicken and a mouse are standing next to each other .

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𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐦 💋💜 @jessijeannie.bsky.social · 11h

to the nurturers, the fixers, the ones who hold everyone together, make sure you’re holding space for you too.

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 11h

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 11h

My car hate to see me coming at night without shoes 🤣🤣🤣 it's like 10 steps from my door

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 11h

Now thats fair af. I didn't do it nearly as much in Texas as I do in Oklahoma for that exact reason

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 11h

Exactly. Couldn't sing it right if I tried 🤣🤣

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 11h

You get on my nerves 🤣🤣🤣

Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 11h

Smokey's version dont even exist in my mind

Reeta the Skeeta @thenflchick.bsky.social · 11h

He packed Smokey up too on that Cruisin’.

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 11h

Im country as hell and I aint even gonna hold you. Cause I 100% be outside with no shoes on

le wooberine @woobewty.bsky.social · 15h

no no ONLY country.

Country v southern is literally in the tweets

think Cerrome v Solomon

its a difference and that one is that you can picture one of those two men without shoes on 🤣

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 11h

Boah what in the HELL is your problem??? 🤣🤣🤣

Last Name Penman @percivalpenman.bsky.social · 12h

When I blow her mind with a magic trick so she gotta toss her vaginal wig across the room

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 12h

Bone Sandals is RIDICULOUS

Big Sandals Burnt Sandals and Bone Sandals need to get on one accord ASAP !!!

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 12h

Listen I'll be 50 in 6 weeks AND I just got married? Lemme tighten tf up roundchea. Plus my mom passed before 65. None of this is sitting well with me and im tryna not freak out

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Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans @reereeison1.bsky.social · 12h

That part. Cause so many didn't make it here.

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Encyclopedia Brown @laconicicon.bsky.social · 13h

D’Angelo was only 51. That’s why I don’t trip about being called old. Each year we get is a blessing. No telling how many we get.

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♥ 𝚂𝚆𝙴𝙴𝚃•𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴𝚈 •𝙱♥ 🐝 @madeinneauxla.blacksky.app · 12h

This is the one!

ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx @chaclo.blacksky.app · 12h

Me and Those Dreamin' Eyes of Mine by D'Angelo on Apple Music

Song · 1995 · Duration 4:46

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