Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans
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40 Something....married like shit. Live by mascara, die by winged eyeliner. Nice until I'm not so don't shift my balance. If my skyteam don't trust you, I don't either. It's STRICT in this mf. #WeDoNotCare
Real hot boy shit
Went on the cousins walk by myself. I'm high enough for the whole family.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Real hot boy shit
Randomly made scalloped potatoes because why not?
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Randomly made scalloped potatoes because why not?
So the internet is telling me some folks thought they were saying "gorgeous and disabled" and not "horses in the stable" and I'm really not high enough for this.
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
So the internet is telling me some folks thought they were saying "gorgeous and disabled" and not "horses in the stable" and I'm really not high enough for this.
This holiday season is a very weird one this year for me.
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This holiday season is a very weird one this year for me.
We never had cousin walks because we've always been a cannabis friendly household. Cause you ALWAYS had the option to bring the weed if you didn't want to cook anything 🤣🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
We never had cousin walks because we've always been a cannabis friendly household. Cause you ALWAYS had the option to bring the weed if you didn't want to cook anything 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't even cook this year lmao. My work daughter is bringing me a plate later
Y'all ate yet? 👀
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I didn't even cook this year lmao. My work daughter is bringing me a plate later
I have exactly 3 ppl in my life that could make me a plate and I'd have no worries.
It takes a lot of trust to let someone make your plate.
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I have exactly 3 ppl in my life that could make me a plate and I'd have no worries.
My Wife asked me what I season my greens with today. She's a good cook in Her own right, so Her asking me got me feeling a Lil bit like
a woman is standing in front of a microphone and a piano .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a microphone and a piano .
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November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My Wife asked me what I season my greens with today. She's a good cook in Her own right, so Her asking me got me feeling a Lil bit like
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If y’all’s spades games get heated, go live.
If your family has a fight today, go live.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If y’all’s spades games get heated, go live.
This looks fuckin amazing
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This looks fuckin amazing
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Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃
No for real. Let us tune in!
If your family has a fight today, go live.
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
No for real. Let us tune in!
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“Big Fine Woman” > “Fine mothafucka”
HOWEVER
“Back that ass up” > “Back that thang up”
HOWEVER
“Back that ass up” > “Back that thang up”
Just like sensual seduction is better than sexual eruption
“Shawty a ten” is a better song in every conceivable way than “shawty is the 💩”
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“Big Fine Woman” > “Fine mothafucka”
HOWEVER
“Back that ass up” > “Back that thang up”
HOWEVER
“Back that ass up” > “Back that thang up”
You fashionable nutmeg ass nigga you! This is fye
Baked Goods 🥧
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
You fashionable nutmeg ass nigga you! This is fye
I took 125mg edible last night around 10 and when I say im just now no longer high? My god lmao
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I took 125mg edible last night around 10 and when I say im just now no longer high? My god lmao
I realized today, as I sit here not cooking, that we never pre cooked anything the day before besides desserts for holiday dinners. Maybe the cornbread base for the dressing but thats about it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I realized today, as I sit here not cooking, that we never pre cooked anything the day before besides desserts for holiday dinners. Maybe the cornbread base for the dressing but thats about it.
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It's getting cold...still no furnace...I'm close, but not quite there...I was denied the grant I applied for, so it's gotta be out of pocket...please share & help me reach my goal
Thank you to those who have helped me come this far 💕
Thank you to those who have helped me come this far 💕
As much as my pride hates to do this...I don't have $4500 to cough up after paying property taxes this year...most urgently, I need a new furnace this winter. I'll only post this once.
gofund.me/0cf8241cb
gofund.me/0cf8241cb
Donate to Urgent Help for Shayna's Furnace and Truck Repairs, organized by Shayna Ballou
Hey friends and family, I am reaching out in hard times for everyone,… Shayna Ballou needs your support for Urgent Help for Shayna's Furnace and Truck Repairs
gofund.me
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It's getting cold...still no furnace...I'm close, but not quite there...I was denied the grant I applied for, so it's gotta be out of pocket...please share & help me reach my goal
Thank you to those who have helped me come this far 💕
Thank you to those who have helped me come this far 💕
I have soooo many jars of paprika 🤣🤣🤣
what's a thing you always buy because you think you're out then you get home and see you had it the whole time?
For me it's magic erasers.
there's a minimum of 6 boxes in the house rn 🥴
For me it's magic erasers.
there's a minimum of 6 boxes in the house rn 🥴
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I have soooo many jars of paprika 🤣🤣🤣
Right now its this:
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Right now its this:
Current wife for me
Its Definitely one of them days where wish i was waking up next to my future wife
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Current wife for me
Let me get off here cause all im doing is blocking people lmao
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Let me get off here cause all im doing is blocking people lmao
Oh nah lol
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Oh nah lol
Convo before we headed to a property today:
P to J: "you carrying?"
Me to P: "she got a blade on her"
P to me: "what you got?"
Me: "I too have a blade on me"
P: "well hell, all I got are my knuckles but thatll work"
P to J: "you carrying?"
Me to P: "she got a blade on her"
P to me: "what you got?"
Me: "I too have a blade on me"
P: "well hell, all I got are my knuckles but thatll work"
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Convo before we headed to a property today:
P to J: "you carrying?"
Me to P: "she got a blade on her"
P to me: "what you got?"
Me: "I too have a blade on me"
P: "well hell, all I got are my knuckles but thatll work"
P to J: "you carrying?"
Me to P: "she got a blade on her"
P to me: "what you got?"
Me: "I too have a blade on me"
P: "well hell, all I got are my knuckles but thatll work"
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Puh-kawn
Y'all say puh-KAHN or PEE-can?
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Puh-kawn