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I've never posted a mutual aid thing, before, but my cousin really needs help.
Donate to Support a Dad's Road to Healing, organized by Christopher Nordan
I'm a single father who works hard to provide for my son. An accident has caused da… Christopher Nordan needs your support for Support a Dad's Road to Healing
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November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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People don't dislike Tim Sweeney nearly as much as they should.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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In Mother 3, after the 3-year timeskip, Kumatora grows exactly 1 pixel taller
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Atsuko Nishida, the designer of some of the most famous original Pokemon, including Pikachu and Charizard, is credited as designing Carro, a single creature in the 2000 Sega Dreamcast JRPG, Grandia II. That is all she did :) #grandia
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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The Gameboy Advance title Mario Tennis: Power Tour is the only game to have Waluigi in it without any sign of Wario
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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In Jedi Academy, the enemy AI checks if the player character is in front of them, and then checks if there's any obstacles between them and the next "warm body" before opening fire. This can lead to two Imperials looking at the player through a window and one shooting the other in the back.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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in GTAV, there's a rich neighbor of Michael who complains on their LiveInvader page about how "unsafe the neighborhood feels" and "the character of people has gotten worse" whenever Michael does missions where Franklin shows up at his place
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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when you put the skeleton maid in the original Sims - Makin' Magic extention in the same room as the minibar she will pour herself a drink at night and leave a puddle because it falls straight through
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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In the Sumo Wrestling competition of World Games (NES), if you can perform a backwards throw at the farthest possible boundary point, you can throw the other character so far out of the ring that their head actually wraps around to the other side of the screen and it looks like you decapitated them.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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In 2013 a speedrunner found a glitch in Mario 64 that was almost entirely non-replicable because it was caused by a subatomic particle resulting from outer space beaming in and changing a single bit in the game which was later replicated by some using a program that flipped the single bit
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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The East LA level in Tony Hawk's American Sk8land has an elaborate secret involving an invisible rail that clips you through geometry to an out-of-bounds section of the map, revealing a message telling you to hide in the bushes in the Beverly Hills map.

When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Caulking the wagons to cross Lake Minnetonka
The artist formerly known as Prince was a beta tester for the first Oregon Trail (he was in third grade at the school near the developers)
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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The artist formerly known as Prince was a beta tester for the first Oregon Trail (he was in third grade at the school near the developers)
July 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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People really don't want to join the Something Awful Forums.
I refuse to spend 10 bucks to read what amounts to two pages of victimhood and sex info no one needs to know about anyone.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Victus by HP Gaming Laptop 15t-fa200, 15.6" - 144Hz - Intel Core 5 210H - 8GB DDR-5200 - RTX 5050 is $349.99 on HP buff.ly/uY9B6UJ #ad

Can be customed for 16GB RAM for additional $100 or $90
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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A fun thing about Soulsborne games is that a lot of people take them incredibly seriously but my favorite ones are the one where you’re a crab and the other one where you are Pinocchio
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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This is how you get that archaeologist you’ve been into to lick you
is the ap now the onion
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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if i had evidence that my absolute garbage person of a partner was committing federal crimes for robert god damn fucking kennedy i would not sit on them for m o n t h s and then release them like holiday hors d’ouevres
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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slapping this sticker on top of the nuzzi-lizza discourse
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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This Thanksgiving, it's important to think about what kind of Thanksgiving column you want to wind up in—the hot cousin one, or the Marine Todd one. Then I explain how we can take direct action against your family.
The Importance of Being ‘That’ Person This Thanksgiving - Truthdig
As we carve the turkey, we can all serve as something of a measure against the mess.
www.truthdig.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Considering Eric Adams deliberately, as one of his last acts, left a huge $5 billion hole in the budget to screw over Mamdani, feel like Zohran's justified in purging all Adams staffer actually
SCOOP: More than 170 staffers in Mayor Eric Adams’ administration will be notified Wednesday that they will not be working under the administration of incoming Mayor Zohran Mamdani, according to multiple people familiar with the matter.

www.thecity.nyc/2025/11/25/m...
Mamdani Team to Terminate 179 Adams City Hall Staffers
Mayor’s Office shakeup in store “as is standard practice for a mayoral transition.”
www.thecity.nyc
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM