slurms
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Probably yelling about esports or 60 card magic formats. 30. Az.
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You left. Now they're dead.
Immersive sim narrative first person cleaner AMBROSIA SKY is coming out NEXT WEEK!
"beautiful, intimate, and deeply affecting" - @ign.com
"equal parts System Shock and Powerwash Simulator" -
@pcgamer.com
Steam & Epic, November 10, 9am EST. Links below!
Immersive sim narrative first person cleaner AMBROSIA SKY is coming out NEXT WEEK!
"beautiful, intimate, and deeply affecting" - @ign.com
"equal parts System Shock and Powerwash Simulator" -
@pcgamer.com
Steam & Epic, November 10, 9am EST. Links below!
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You left. Now they're dead.
Immersive sim narrative first person cleaner AMBROSIA SKY is coming out NEXT WEEK!
"beautiful, intimate, and deeply affecting" - @ign.com
"equal parts System Shock and Powerwash Simulator" -
@pcgamer.com
Steam & Epic, November 10, 9am EST. Links below!
Immersive sim narrative first person cleaner AMBROSIA SKY is coming out NEXT WEEK!
"beautiful, intimate, and deeply affecting" - @ign.com
"equal parts System Shock and Powerwash Simulator" -
@pcgamer.com
Steam & Epic, November 10, 9am EST. Links below!
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Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically
𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
July 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically
𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
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Whatever the opposite of FOMO is, I feel that about Threads
July 7, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Whatever the opposite of FOMO is, I feel that about Threads
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Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way
July 6, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way
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I love that threads has been out for 5 minutes and it already seems to be the worst social network ever invented for like a hundred different reasons LMAO
July 6, 2023 at 12:50 AM
I love that threads has been out for 5 minutes and it already seems to be the worst social network ever invented for like a hundred different reasons LMAO
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me my dog
🤝
uncomfortable
celebrating the
fourth of july
🤝
uncomfortable
celebrating the
fourth of july
July 4, 2023 at 1:27 PM
me my dog
🤝
uncomfortable
celebrating the
fourth of july
🤝
uncomfortable
celebrating the
fourth of july
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This painting is called "Still Life with Green Soup" which I feel rather buries the lede
July 3, 2023 at 5:38 PM
This painting is called "Still Life with Green Soup" which I feel rather buries the lede
With the current demographic of bluesky it makes me feel like I’m shitposting on linkedin
July 3, 2023 at 6:29 PM
With the current demographic of bluesky it makes me feel like I’m shitposting on linkedin
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A heads up for new bluesky users, and this is something the devs REALLY should make clearer during the onboarding process: whenever you post a nude on this app it goes up on a big screen at a baseball game
July 3, 2023 at 2:52 AM
A heads up for new bluesky users, and this is something the devs REALLY should make clearer during the onboarding process: whenever you post a nude on this app it goes up on a big screen at a baseball game
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bluesky reshares are called retweets. bluesky posts are called tweets. streaming services are called tv stations. every store that sells fresh produce is called “the kroger’s.” every portable game system is called a gameboy, one word. every character and item in every video game is called a mario
July 2, 2023 at 8:19 PM
bluesky reshares are called retweets. bluesky posts are called tweets. streaming services are called tv stations. every store that sells fresh produce is called “the kroger’s.” every portable game system is called a gameboy, one word. every character and item in every video game is called a mario
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SCREAMING at this incredibly accurate result 10/10 no notes pride AND prejudice baybee
July 2, 2023 at 5:54 PM
SCREAMING at this incredibly accurate result 10/10 no notes pride AND prejudice baybee
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reskeet if the mothman is a “would”
June 21, 2023 at 10:40 PM
reskeet if the mothman is a “would”
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"sir, our rival is trending on our site"
July 1, 2023 at 9:20 PM
"sir, our rival is trending on our site"
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You’re laughing? The richest man in the world runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing?
July 1, 2023 at 6:56 PM
You’re laughing? The richest man in the world runs into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you’re laughing?
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This has been the top of my for you all afternoon
July 1, 2023 at 10:05 PM
This has been the top of my for you all afternoon
what do we call posts on here?
July 1, 2023 at 10:23 PM
what do we call posts on here?
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When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here
July 1, 2023 at 9:35 PM
When the twitter mutual doesn't follow you back here