christinathena 死神
@chhopsky.tv
i make Ambrosia Sky at @softrains.bsky.social
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Writer of New Astoria, a sapphic cyberpunk thriller
https://newastoria.tv
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Writer of New Astoria, a sapphic cyberpunk thriller
https://newastoria.tv
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christinathena 死神
@chhopsky.tv
· Nov 10
Drive back a hostile alien fungus with a spray cleaner as you traverse your childhood home with grappling tethers & gravity tools.. but is your first love among the dead?
"System shock meets Powerwash Simulator" - @pcgamer.com
"beautiful, intimate, deeply affecting" - @ign.com
Available now!
"System shock meets Powerwash Simulator" - @pcgamer.com
"beautiful, intimate, deeply affecting" - @ign.com
Available now!
he's INNOCENT release him 😤
January 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
he's INNOCENT release him 😤
oh even reading this made me ick
January 13, 2026 at 6:51 PM
oh even reading this made me ick
i like to do both of these. i am very stupid
January 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
i like to do both of these. i am very stupid
Reposted by christinathena 死神
Matchmaking is the deep magic.
You think you understand it. You do not. You think devs are stupid because "all you have to do is..." and you are wrong.
You might think matchmaking should be math and science. It is not. It is psychology and network performance and random numbers and chaos.
You think you understand it. You do not. You think devs are stupid because "all you have to do is..." and you are wrong.
You might think matchmaking should be math and science. It is not. It is psychology and network performance and random numbers and chaos.
Even extremely accomplished and intelligent longtime game devs have trouble understanding the work of matchmaking. Be very careful when talking to players about it.
Thinking about matchmaking is the cave of evil on degobah: everyone will encounter their greatest manifestations of their fears.
Thinking about matchmaking is the cave of evil on degobah: everyone will encounter their greatest manifestations of their fears.
January 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Matchmaking is the deep magic.
You think you understand it. You do not. You think devs are stupid because "all you have to do is..." and you are wrong.
You might think matchmaking should be math and science. It is not. It is psychology and network performance and random numbers and chaos.
You think you understand it. You do not. You think devs are stupid because "all you have to do is..." and you are wrong.
You might think matchmaking should be math and science. It is not. It is psychology and network performance and random numbers and chaos.
this is exactly why i love it
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
this is exactly why i love it
she's sneaky!! she sneaked you
January 13, 2026 at 6:03 AM
she's sneaky!! she sneaked you
yeah i think that works
January 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
yeah i think that works
yeah this went SUPER hard, incredible music choice too
January 12, 2026 at 9:12 AM
yeah this went SUPER hard, incredible music choice too
i love that no-one knows what specifically this was about but we are all largely agreeing anyway
January 12, 2026 at 8:38 AM
i love that no-one knows what specifically this was about but we are all largely agreeing anyway
idk if the kitchencels joke works for muscle content but fuck it we ball
January 12, 2026 at 6:14 AM
idk if the kitchencels joke works for muscle content but fuck it we ball
in star rail there was a spacefaring ship called the xianzhou who were basically immortal but being alive too long let them accumulate too many memories which broke their brains and made them go insane
honestly. pretty relatable
biceps and hips
honestly. pretty relatable
biceps and hips
January 12, 2026 at 5:28 AM
in star rail there was a spacefaring ship called the xianzhou who were basically immortal but being alive too long let them accumulate too many memories which broke their brains and made them go insane
honestly. pretty relatable
biceps and hips
honestly. pretty relatable
biceps and hips
did you stop petting a cat?
January 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
did you stop petting a cat?
i remove these people now. they can't be helped but they'll ruin everything around them for as long as it takes for everyone to get sick of them and then point to that as evidence they were right
since it's going to happen anyway, you can at least speed it up
since it's going to happen anyway, you can at least speed it up
January 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
i remove these people now. they can't be helped but they'll ruin everything around them for as long as it takes for everyone to get sick of them and then point to that as evidence they were right
since it's going to happen anyway, you can at least speed it up
since it's going to happen anyway, you can at least speed it up
ahh this smile is EVERYTHING oml
January 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
ahh this smile is EVERYTHING oml
happy birthday dr hazel
January 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
happy birthday dr hazel
you dont learn those in murder class
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
you dont learn those in murder class
training doesn't make violent bullies less violent
January 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
training doesn't make violent bullies less violent
nothing comes as easy as you
January 11, 2026 at 9:16 AM
nothing comes as easy as you
some real weird loser behavior from the peanut gallery today
January 11, 2026 at 7:25 AM
some real weird loser behavior from the peanut gallery today
<man creating problems> actually this is someone else’s fault
January 11, 2026 at 5:08 AM
<man creating problems> actually this is someone else’s fault
oh my god now i need to write this
January 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
oh my god now i need to write this