Bryn
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Funniest part of the slow societal trudge toward full indoor smoking bans was when “smoking sections” became ubiquitous. Bc I’m JUST old enough to remember that Denny’s having a smoking section meant that the whole Denny’s was effectively a smoking section
Zoomers don't know about when you could smoke in McDonald's
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Funniest part of the slow societal trudge toward full indoor smoking bans was when “smoking sections” became ubiquitous. Bc I’m JUST old enough to remember that Denny’s having a smoking section meant that the whole Denny’s was effectively a smoking section
Heteropessimism? But I hardly know him ism!
February 7, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Heteropessimism? But I hardly know him ism!
2025 was all about breakcore, 2026 is going to be all about brokecore
February 6, 2026 at 8:06 PM
2025 was all about breakcore, 2026 is going to be all about brokecore
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*hits the depression bong*
i'm craving a sandwich that no longer exists
i'm craving a sandwich that no longer exists
February 6, 2026 at 5:03 PM
*hits the depression bong*
i'm craving a sandwich that no longer exists
i'm craving a sandwich that no longer exists
Not to be pedantic but I wonder if even this framing—presumably chosen, understandably, by the authors for the sake of a pithy title—obscures the fact that he mostly just gave racists permission. I mean, the phrase is from a Mitt Romney interview, after all, so I think some skepticism is warranted
donald trump is a trickle-down racist www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Not to be pedantic but I wonder if even this framing—presumably chosen, understandably, by the authors for the sake of a pithy title—obscures the fact that he mostly just gave racists permission. I mean, the phrase is from a Mitt Romney interview, after all, so I think some skepticism is warranted
When I was 19 we glazed Bernard Sanders and argued about stupid maximalist political compass meme edits. 19-year-olds these days seem to either be, like bordigists or something, or Literally Heinrich Himmler, so, idk, the contradictions sharpen, or something
February 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
When I was 19 we glazed Bernard Sanders and argued about stupid maximalist political compass meme edits. 19-year-olds these days seem to either be, like bordigists or something, or Literally Heinrich Himmler, so, idk, the contradictions sharpen, or something
THE KIND VLADIMIR ILYICH WOULD HAVE SHOT EVERY STYLIST ON THIS RED CARPET!!!
Look, I have pop culture opinions that would make your hair stand on end. But my refusal to share them isn’t cowardice. Rather, as a believer in democratic centralism I believe it’s crucial to uphold the party line. When I withhold my opinion about a popular movie being mid it’s bc I’m not a wrecker
February 6, 2026 at 2:06 PM
THE KIND VLADIMIR ILYICH WOULD HAVE SHOT EVERY STYLIST ON THIS RED CARPET!!!
Look, I have pop culture opinions that would make your hair stand on end. But my refusal to share them isn’t cowardice. Rather, as a believer in democratic centralism I believe it’s crucial to uphold the party line. When I withhold my opinion about a popular movie being mid it’s bc I’m not a wrecker
February 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Look, I have pop culture opinions that would make your hair stand on end. But my refusal to share them isn’t cowardice. Rather, as a believer in democratic centralism I believe it’s crucial to uphold the party line. When I withhold my opinion about a popular movie being mid it’s bc I’m not a wrecker
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The problem with Capitalism is you eventually run out of other people's money.
February 6, 2026 at 5:13 AM
The problem with Capitalism is you eventually run out of other people's money.
“what if i eated soap” ass economic policy
February 6, 2026 at 12:43 PM
“what if i eated soap” ass economic policy
More professional organizations with leadership pages full of names just waiting to be entered into the Epstein files search bar, if anyone is looking for something to do on a Thursday night. Assuming someone hasn’t done this already
The ASPS has come out against trans youth surgical care.
The AMA then endorsed the ASPS.
Meanwhile, WPATH's president-elect testified on behalf of a detransitioner who won their case.
And hospitals capitulate to Trump.
I write my indictment of the American medical system on trans youth care.
The AMA then endorsed the ASPS.
Meanwhile, WPATH's president-elect testified on behalf of a detransitioner who won their case.
And hospitals capitulate to Trump.
I write my indictment of the American medical system on trans youth care.
The Cowardice Of American Medicine On Trans Youth Care
After capitulation by hospitals across the country, the ASPS and AMA have both thrown trans kids under the bus on surgical care.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
More professional organizations with leadership pages full of names just waiting to be entered into the Epstein files search bar, if anyone is looking for something to do on a Thursday night. Assuming someone hasn’t done this already
Idk, I’m kinda more interested in the fact that you’re responding to a month-old reply that presumably came up in a keyword search, in which I state that I overwhelmingly *DON’T* for the most part listen to it, pursuant to discussion of one of its hosts having shitlib opinions about the us military
I don’t know how you could listen to that show and come up with that interpretation.
February 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Idk, I’m kinda more interested in the fact that you’re responding to a month-old reply that presumably came up in a keyword search, in which I state that I overwhelmingly *DON’T* for the most part listen to it, pursuant to discussion of one of its hosts having shitlib opinions about the us military
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They’re calling them the weeks where decades happen. They’re saying the old world is dying while the new one struggles to be born. I’ve heard there’s a beast slouching towards Bethlehem but I don’t know about that one, no, I don’t.
February 5, 2026 at 9:16 PM
They’re calling them the weeks where decades happen. They’re saying the old world is dying while the new one struggles to be born. I’ve heard there’s a beast slouching towards Bethlehem but I don’t know about that one, no, I don’t.
I think you could possibly give a normal person rapid-onset psychosis just by walking them through all the butterfly-effect dependencies linking Epstein to the batshit moment when Kash Patel said “see you in Valhalla, brother” after Charlie got Kirked by an ex-channer dating a closeted tgirl
I don’t think there was anyone else in world moving quite like Epstein (not a compliment). You would have to look back to the manic bourgeoisie of the 19th century to find anything close. Dude’s sidequests included:
-4chan revival
-funded development of bitcoin
-funding tranny biometric research
-4chan revival
-funded development of bitcoin
-funding tranny biometric research
we live in the funniest stupidest timeline dude, WHAT DO YOU MEAN one of the most prolific, chronically online, scientifically dubious “transexual biomarker” hyperstitions was basically astroturfed by the sex trafficker billionaire bc it was a fascination of his (or he just liked the researcher?)
February 5, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I think you could possibly give a normal person rapid-onset psychosis just by walking them through all the butterfly-effect dependencies linking Epstein to the batshit moment when Kash Patel said “see you in Valhalla, brother” after Charlie got Kirked by an ex-channer dating a closeted tgirl
I don’t think there was anyone else in world moving quite like Epstein (not a compliment). You would have to look back to the manic bourgeoisie of the 19th century to find anything close. Dude’s sidequests included:
-4chan revival
-funded development of bitcoin
-funding tranny biometric research
-4chan revival
-funded development of bitcoin
-funding tranny biometric research
we live in the funniest stupidest timeline dude, WHAT DO YOU MEAN one of the most prolific, chronically online, scientifically dubious “transexual biomarker” hyperstitions was basically astroturfed by the sex trafficker billionaire bc it was a fascination of his (or he just liked the researcher?)
February 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I don’t think there was anyone else in world moving quite like Epstein (not a compliment). You would have to look back to the manic bourgeoisie of the 19th century to find anything close. Dude’s sidequests included:
-4chan revival
-funded development of bitcoin
-funding tranny biometric research
-4chan revival
-funded development of bitcoin
-funding tranny biometric research
Is bitcoin tanking bc people started panic selling when they realized the whole project was basically an Epstein sidequest? Because if so, lol, lmao
February 5, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Is bitcoin tanking bc people started panic selling when they realized the whole project was basically an Epstein sidequest? Because if so, lol, lmao
Dysphoric bc I’m not Biologically Nonbinary (all 4 fingers the exact same length)
WAIT ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THE WHOLE “DIGIT RATIOS” RESEARCH GRIFT WAS FUNDED BY FUCKING JEFFREY EPSTEIN
February 5, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Dysphoric bc I’m not Biologically Nonbinary (all 4 fingers the exact same length)
WAIT ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THE WHOLE “DIGIT RATIOS” RESEARCH GRIFT WAS FUNDED BY FUCKING JEFFREY EPSTEIN
February 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
WAIT ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THE WHOLE “DIGIT RATIOS” RESEARCH GRIFT WAS FUNDED BY FUCKING JEFFREY EPSTEIN
Does anyone else remember the post where someone was making fun of Drake’s diss track during the Kendrick beef with mock lyrics like “Yeah I step on snails, Snails dyin” I think about this post at least once a week but can’t seem to find it with any broken search algo anywhere
February 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Does anyone else remember the post where someone was making fun of Drake’s diss track during the Kendrick beef with mock lyrics like “Yeah I step on snails, Snails dyin” I think about this post at least once a week but can’t seem to find it with any broken search algo anywhere
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whenever anything bad happens in my life I try to find a way to make it a psychosexual issue
February 5, 2026 at 10:43 AM
whenever anything bad happens in my life I try to find a way to make it a psychosexual issue
You know how after Charly Kirky died, the timbre of all the self-serving politicians and amoral media talking heads memorializing his ‘eloquence’ and ‘moral conviction’ and whatever else felt a little desperate, like Scrooge arguing with a vision of how he would be remembered after his death
excerpt from the keynote speech at the annual Rape Traffickers Convention
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
You know how after Charly Kirky died, the timbre of all the self-serving politicians and amoral media talking heads memorializing his ‘eloquence’ and ‘moral conviction’ and whatever else felt a little desperate, like Scrooge arguing with a vision of how he would be remembered after his death
As much as I bitch and moan now and feel justified in doing so, every day of my adult life I feel completely validated for thinking as a child that being a child completely fucking sucks and is basically just a form of unpersonhood that normalizes certain forms of mistreatment
February 5, 2026 at 4:06 PM
As much as I bitch and moan now and feel justified in doing so, every day of my adult life I feel completely validated for thinking as a child that being a child completely fucking sucks and is basically just a form of unpersonhood that normalizes certain forms of mistreatment
The other day, in response to someone saying “oh my god the Super Bowl is this weekend? I don’t even know who’s playing!”
I answered, with zero hesitation “oh it’s Bad Bunny!”
And they were like “… no I meant the TEAMS” and I was like oh idfk
Chat am I a gay 🚬 is it over for me am I cooked?
I answered, with zero hesitation “oh it’s Bad Bunny!”
And they were like “… no I meant the TEAMS” and I was like oh idfk
Chat am I a gay 🚬 is it over for me am I cooked?
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The other day, in response to someone saying “oh my god the Super Bowl is this weekend? I don’t even know who’s playing!”
I answered, with zero hesitation “oh it’s Bad Bunny!”
And they were like “… no I meant the TEAMS” and I was like oh idfk
Chat am I a gay 🚬 is it over for me am I cooked?
I answered, with zero hesitation “oh it’s Bad Bunny!”
And they were like “… no I meant the TEAMS” and I was like oh idfk
Chat am I a gay 🚬 is it over for me am I cooked?
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Hey quick question, chat: what must be done?
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Hey quick question, chat: what must be done?