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Bryn
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she/her // 29 // girlfriend and #1 simp to the one and only @nerdjpg.com
Is it normal if sometimes I just need to sleep for an entire day or so in 4-to-12 hour blocks? I don’t even think this is depression bedrotting because I do usually get up for food and water a few times in there before crashing again, and I do usually hit a point where I eventually feel Rested
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Am I supposed to know who Immortal Unc is? When did everything stop feeling real?
Not like u should need another red flag but Live DJ Set By Grimes is one
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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oh, should we tell everyone? should we throw a party and stream it? will mr. beast and the ceo of salesforce be there
I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Macaroni, hold the cheese, a bird that looks like it was shredded with a fork and a butterknife, micro-croissants? Okay hot take but you could make a turkey bowl that would be edible at least if you smushed half these ingredients together with a generous amt of gravy WHCH IS CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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art films should be titled shit like "The Earth Is A Womb And It's Bleeding" and that should mean either that it's a movie about literally what the title describes or that it's a story about a white girl coming of age in minnesota in the 1990s and finding out she really likes bicycling
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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When the bigotry influencers say they can't share a country with me, frankly, I agree. It's manifestly true.
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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just turning things around for a second, if Man has god's Courage and Strength, and Woman has god's Beauty, then does that mean god looks like a woman but has male socialization
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This debate will probably happen along the familiar lines of “are the personal consequences that follow from evangelicals choosing to behave like animals tantamount to a violation of their rights?” Personally, I think we SHOULD be circumscribing these people’s rights, I think EVERYONE would benefit.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Ho Medics
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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“We got dics at home” ass steam room
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Home dics
new way to die just dropped. and it's on sale
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Do you think any HAVEN’T?
do you think any polycules have had arguments about what shared calendar to use?
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Men used to have to resort to sly allusion and esoteric references when talking about fucking the Thanksgiving turkey, and I believe that our society’s decision to abandon this prudish prohibition is in no small way responsible for the rise of illiteracy
did hp lovecraft fuck a turkey
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Werner Herzog voiceover: A game much like war, in which the only true victory is to avoid getting involved and stay as far away as possible from the ensuing carnage. As the night wears on, it becomes clearer how so many in this nation’s interior came to view a second Trump term as a win condition
Witnessed my first turkey bowl last night
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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i think there’s money to be made as a trans pornstar named Piss Angel, Grindfreak. u just integrate bad sleight of hand tricks and some liquid gold into the scenes and ur good to go
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Yelling “The Future Rules! The Future Rules!” Like the Future Demon from Chainsaw Man as I read the latest horrifying esoteric political drama
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
His Resolve is getting Stiffened just thinking about doubling down on the military occupation, in fact
Hegseth's demeanor is bizarre. He's almost on the verge of laughing while talking about the shooting of two National Guardsmen. He seems elated.
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It just keeps getting better
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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中國
China is the center. Everywhere else is the periphery.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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People need food. Market won’t provide it. The government can. The government should.
People needing food does not necessarily imply government run grocery stores. Just as it does not imply government owned bakeries or millers or wheat fields.

Direct cash transfers are strong as a policy but not politically palatable.
People need food. Market won’t provide it. Government should. It’s literally the whole point.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
You know this administration is stacked with yes-men and pampered failsons when they’re sending one of their figureheads out wearing the Air Force 1000BC’s
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM