Bryn
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she/her // 29 // girlfriend and #1 simp to the one and only @nerdjpg.com
Macaroni, hold the cheese, a bird that looks like it was shredded with a fork and a butterknife, micro-croissants? Okay hot take but you could make a turkey bowl that would be edible at least if you smushed half these ingredients together with a generous amt of gravy WHCH IS CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
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November 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Macaroni, hold the cheese, a bird that looks like it was shredded with a fork and a butterknife, micro-croissants? Okay hot take but you could make a turkey bowl that would be edible at least if you smushed half these ingredients together with a generous amt of gravy WHCH IS CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT
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art films should be titled shit like "The Earth Is A Womb And It's Bleeding" and that should mean either that it's a movie about literally what the title describes or that it's a story about a white girl coming of age in minnesota in the 1990s and finding out she really likes bicycling
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
art films should be titled shit like "The Earth Is A Womb And It's Bleeding" and that should mean either that it's a movie about literally what the title describes or that it's a story about a white girl coming of age in minnesota in the 1990s and finding out she really likes bicycling
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When the bigotry influencers say they can't share a country with me, frankly, I agree. It's manifestly true.
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
When the bigotry influencers say they can't share a country with me, frankly, I agree. It's manifestly true.
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just turning things around for a second, if Man has god's Courage and Strength, and Woman has god's Beauty, then does that mean god looks like a woman but has male socialization
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
just turning things around for a second, if Man has god's Courage and Strength, and Woman has god's Beauty, then does that mean god looks like a woman but has male socialization
This debate will probably happen along the familiar lines of “are the personal consequences that follow from evangelicals choosing to behave like animals tantamount to a violation of their rights?” Personally, I think we SHOULD be circumscribing these people’s rights, I think EVERYONE would benefit.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This debate will probably happen along the familiar lines of “are the personal consequences that follow from evangelicals choosing to behave like animals tantamount to a violation of their rights?” Personally, I think we SHOULD be circumscribing these people’s rights, I think EVERYONE would benefit.
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“We got dics at home” ass steam room
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“We got dics at home” ass steam room
Home dics
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Home dics
Do you think any HAVEN’T?
do you think any polycules have had arguments about what shared calendar to use?
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Do you think any HAVEN’T?
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Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...
Men used to have to resort to sly allusion and esoteric references when talking about fucking the Thanksgiving turkey, and I believe that our society’s decision to abandon this prudish prohibition is in no small way responsible for the rise of illiteracy
did hp lovecraft fuck a turkey
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Men used to have to resort to sly allusion and esoteric references when talking about fucking the Thanksgiving turkey, and I believe that our society’s decision to abandon this prudish prohibition is in no small way responsible for the rise of illiteracy
Werner Herzog voiceover: A game much like war, in which the only true victory is to avoid getting involved and stay as far away as possible from the ensuing carnage. As the night wears on, it becomes clearer how so many in this nation’s interior came to view a second Trump term as a win condition
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Werner Herzog voiceover: A game much like war, in which the only true victory is to avoid getting involved and stay as far away as possible from the ensuing carnage. As the night wears on, it becomes clearer how so many in this nation’s interior came to view a second Trump term as a win condition
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i think there’s money to be made as a trans pornstar named Piss Angel, Grindfreak. u just integrate bad sleight of hand tricks and some liquid gold into the scenes and ur good to go
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i think there’s money to be made as a trans pornstar named Piss Angel, Grindfreak. u just integrate bad sleight of hand tricks and some liquid gold into the scenes and ur good to go
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Yelling “The Future Rules! The Future Rules!” Like the Future Demon from Chainsaw Man as I read the latest horrifying esoteric political drama
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Yelling “The Future Rules! The Future Rules!” Like the Future Demon from Chainsaw Man as I read the latest horrifying esoteric political drama
His Resolve is getting Stiffened just thinking about doubling down on the military occupation, in fact
Hegseth's demeanor is bizarre. He's almost on the verge of laughing while talking about the shooting of two National Guardsmen. He seems elated.
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
His Resolve is getting Stiffened just thinking about doubling down on the military occupation, in fact
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I'm trying to be a good person and they've made that so incredibly illegal
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I'm trying to be a good person and they've made that so incredibly illegal
It just keeps getting better
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It just keeps getting better
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People need food. Market won’t provide it. The government can. The government should.
People needing food does not necessarily imply government run grocery stores. Just as it does not imply government owned bakeries or millers or wheat fields.
Direct cash transfers are strong as a policy but not politically palatable.
Direct cash transfers are strong as a policy but not politically palatable.
People need food. Market won’t provide it. Government should. It’s literally the whole point.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
People need food. Market won’t provide it. The government can. The government should.
You know this administration is stacked with yes-men and pampered failsons when they’re sending one of their figureheads out wearing the Air Force 1000BC’s
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
You know this administration is stacked with yes-men and pampered failsons when they’re sending one of their figureheads out wearing the Air Force 1000BC’s
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
Stg the transformer outside just started buzzing at the serial experiments lain frequency I usually don’t notice it at all
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Stg the transformer outside just started buzzing at the serial experiments lain frequency I usually don’t notice it at all
“Chief Penetration Analyst” type of thing, you know?
But the thing is, if somebody put this on the website as a joke I feel like they would give her a joke title that’s silly enough to be implausible.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
“Chief Penetration Analyst” type of thing, you know?
Sometimes I seriously consider that maybe I’m living in a simulation that’s like, the parody universe created by a hyper-advanced society or something, and this shit is really not helping like I assume this is someone trolling but still
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Sometimes I seriously consider that maybe I’m living in a simulation that’s like, the parody universe created by a hyper-advanced society or something, and this shit is really not helping like I assume this is someone trolling but still