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I do lots of stupid things but I prioritize the bit above all else He/They
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cis people: please do not try to defend the actions of OU re: firing a trans TA after one of her students went viral for receiving a bad grade.

your takes will be remembered, and your posts will be clowned on by people far funnier than you
December 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Tony Bennett's cover of favorite things is definitely the winner for Secular music for me. For more Christian music tho... I don't know most of my playlist of Christmas music is secular I think? I might just also be a bad judge
What is your favorite "Christian" Christmas song and what is your favorite "Secular" Christmas song?

I will probably always adore "O Come All Ye Faithful" and "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" for Christian.

And "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" for secular.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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American economy be like:
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Only 2 and half months until my birthday and I should definitely do a charity stream this year. Please hold me to this. Make me do something more then just Majora's Mask but chat gets to fuck with me again this year.
December 1, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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microtransactions
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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a fucking Taylor Swift fan twitter account was willing to go to Israeli jail to avoid the conscription, sorry that the usual suspects of imperialist violence don't have the same moral fortitude as Taylor Swift Facts Dot Twitter Dot Com
"They can't just stop being cops and soldiers! There are consequences!"

Yeah. Fighting evil comes with risks and consequences. So the fuck what? Being trans has ruined my ability to participate in society to a meaningful extent, but here I am. You want me to be sad that you're scared? Grow up.
We're never getting through this fascism thing until cishet people develop even just a FRACTION of the courage possessed by ANY openly out tranny or faggot.
November 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.

Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.

What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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"we need to regulate the internet"
"Yeah let's ban AI"
"Uh no"
"Let's break up monopolies such as Amazon and Comcast"
"No way"
"Then let's at least do something about the bots"
"Nah"
"Then how *should* we regulate the internet?"
"Oh... You know..."
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I got shit cooking y'all aint even understand yet.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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If you’re surprised, you should probably learn more about what prisons and jails are actually like in this country.

Like I don’t mean this as a gotcha. I mean if this shocks you, you should really look more into it. We need more people who want to change this.
A @nytimes.com investigation has found that state prison guards have been credibly accused of engaging in such behavior — putting inmates in restraints and then assaulting them — far more often than was previously known.
Restrained, Beaten, Asphyxiated: New York Prison Guards’ Brutality Grows
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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It's not my fault! I'm not to blame!
It was ChatGPT, the bot that sent this flame!
It's not my fault Sam Altman's plan
Made LLMs much more convincing than a man
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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And once you're on these people's radars, you don't leave it.

Either they keep tabs on you, or their fans do it for them, and any chance they can use your name for content (money) they do it.

Stand up for your employees.
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Yeah! It's not like capitalism could negatively influence society or something. Now to open the very first history book I'll ever read, but first let me take a biiiig sip of coffee...
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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L + misremembered the cartoonist + doesn't know what capitalism is + is British
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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all establishment Dems want you to believe that Trump is the problem causing our suffering. he’s not. he’s a symptom of the problem, one which they created the conditions for. our problems are caused by the depraved capitalism they want to uphold. to prosper, capitalism is what needs to be “gone”.
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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I really thought to myself "how bad could it be"
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Hey I'd like 2 volunteers to beta-read the revised 1st chapter of Summon the Mage-Wife in the next 2 days. It's about 8k words. Comment below!

I'm including some promo imagery if you're one of the newer followers who never heard of it before. You can check the #magewife tag for more info
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM