sadie 🇵🇸
@sadie.bsky.social
bi, poly, barista, texas
early bluesky power user
early bluesky power user
chappell roan for halloween 🎃
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
chappell roan for halloween 🎃
nothing quite as baffling and utterly random as the selection of Instagram reels a male acquaintance decides to send you
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
nothing quite as baffling and utterly random as the selection of Instagram reels a male acquaintance decides to send you
life of a showgirl feels like someone fed good taylor swift songs into an AI generator
October 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
life of a showgirl feels like someone fed good taylor swift songs into an AI generator
fyi. the discourse of the day on TikTok is people referring to Doechii flashing the crowd at her show as “sexual assault on a mass scale.” they’re also fighting about whether it’s immoral for the AO3 Kinktober prompt list to have kinks on it. if you even care
October 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
fyi. the discourse of the day on TikTok is people referring to Doechii flashing the crowd at her show as “sexual assault on a mass scale.” they’re also fighting about whether it’s immoral for the AO3 Kinktober prompt list to have kinks on it. if you even care
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hi im MrBeast and this is the trolley problem
September 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
hi im MrBeast and this is the trolley problem
I told my 7 year old son that at the dentist they had to knock me out, he said sagely “ah, with a punch?”
and I was like no with drugs and he was like “if would be funny if they had a boxer that punched you”
and I was like no with drugs and he was like “if would be funny if they had a boxer that punched you”
September 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I told my 7 year old son that at the dentist they had to knock me out, he said sagely “ah, with a punch?”
and I was like no with drugs and he was like “if would be funny if they had a boxer that punched you”
and I was like no with drugs and he was like “if would be funny if they had a boxer that punched you”
humans were designed to live in neighborhoods full of our friends and the fact that we don’t is a big part of what’s wrong with society
September 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
humans were designed to live in neighborhoods full of our friends and the fact that we don’t is a big part of what’s wrong with society
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today being the rapture, bi visibility day, and my birthday
September 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
today being the rapture, bi visibility day, and my birthday
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excited to get back to not watching jimmy kimmel by choice instead of by fiat
September 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
excited to get back to not watching jimmy kimmel by choice instead of by fiat
I know we’re all having a collective giggle about the Christians who are convinced the rapture is happening tomorrow but the thing I can’t stop thinking about is the psychological damage being done to the children in those households
September 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I know we’re all having a collective giggle about the Christians who are convinced the rapture is happening tomorrow but the thing I can’t stop thinking about is the psychological damage being done to the children in those households
who wants a thread of meme themed party costumes from last night? you’re getting one!! 🧵
September 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
who wants a thread of meme themed party costumes from last night? you’re getting one!! 🧵
costume for my meme themed birthday party tonight - trisha paytas with newly reincarnated queen elizabeth
September 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
costume for my meme themed birthday party tonight - trisha paytas with newly reincarnated queen elizabeth
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there is a man standing outside YOUR door right now. he's holding a medieval poleax and he's going to rip you to absolute shreds with it. please subscribe to my newsletter for more updates about the man
September 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
there is a man standing outside YOUR door right now. he's holding a medieval poleax and he's going to rip you to absolute shreds with it. please subscribe to my newsletter for more updates about the man
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Barry and The Nameless One
September 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Barry and The Nameless One
trying to make small talk in an elevator when you’re in there with a total stranger for 15 seconds is like objectively stinky nasty freak behavior right?
September 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
trying to make small talk in an elevator when you’re in there with a total stranger for 15 seconds is like objectively stinky nasty freak behavior right?
spent most of the weekend in a rooftop pool (and the rest seeing the McElroy brothers live)
September 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
spent most of the weekend in a rooftop pool (and the rest seeing the McElroy brothers live)
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The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"
September 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The "WC" on toilet doors stands for "we crappin'"
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if i was on the planes it would have gone down exactly like that, maybe even worse
September 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
if i was on the planes it would have gone down exactly like that, maybe even worse
Real life hack to never hit a red light is to have something you’re desperately waiting to do on your phone at the next red light
September 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Real life hack to never hit a red light is to have something you’re desperately waiting to do on your phone at the next red light
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no woke sign is gonna tell *me* what water’s potable
August 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
no woke sign is gonna tell *me* what water’s potable
old man yaoi is obviously yaoi about old men, but personally I like to think of him as an elemental force of nature like father christmas
June 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
old man yaoi is obviously yaoi about old men, but personally I like to think of him as an elemental force of nature like father christmas
Weirdest thing about old people culture is when you tell them their total is $6.98 and they get all excited and say “wait! I think I have the 39 cents!” and then their change is still like $14.61
May 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Weirdest thing about old people culture is when you tell them their total is $6.98 and they get all excited and say “wait! I think I have the 39 cents!” and then their change is still like $14.61
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Arthur Conan Doyle reposting AI pics as “proof” of fairies
I think about this a lot when it comes to 19th and 20th century figures. Which popular “geniuses” from American history would’ve been completely exposed as lunatics coasting on wealth and privilege if they were given a 24/7 way to communicate unfiltered with the world?
Has to be rough for Elon to know that his popularity is inversely correlated with his public exposure. People thought this guy was a genius before he started posting in earnest
March 22, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Arthur Conan Doyle reposting AI pics as “proof” of fairies