Chris Wooden
@slowdumars.bsky.social
Southern California kid. I write things for people (and sometimes myself) + do restaurant pop-ups. I mostly talk about music, hoops, fiction, + food. Joni Mitchell is my patron saint. #Clippernation #LVAces #ChelseaFC
www.woodenbridgecreates.com
www.woodenbridgecreates.com
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French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre famously wrote in his seminal work No Exit that "hell is other people." But he was, unfortunately, incorrect; hell is, in actuality, Clippers fandom.
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre famously wrote in his seminal work No Exit that "hell is other people." But he was, unfortunately, incorrect; hell is, in actuality, Clippers fandom.
What's the best album from your city? I'm going with this for San Diego:
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
What's the best album from your city? I'm going with this for San Diego:
What a sad way to find out that Kevin Love is on the Jazz this year
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
What a sad way to find out that Kevin Love is on the Jazz this year
I don't care how good of a baker your grandma is, a Costco pumpkin pie would be the best option on a dessert table in 90% of the homes in this country
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I don't care how good of a baker your grandma is, a Costco pumpkin pie would be the best option on a dessert table in 90% of the homes in this country
🎶Por tu maldito amor
No puedo terminar con tantas penas
Quisiera reventarme hasta las venas
Por tu maldito amor
Por tu maldito amor
No puedo terminar con tantas penas
Quisiera reventarme hasta las venas
Por tu maldito amor
Por tu maldito amor
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
🎶Por tu maldito amor
No puedo terminar con tantas penas
Quisiera reventarme hasta las venas
Por tu maldito amor
Por tu maldito amor
No puedo terminar con tantas penas
Quisiera reventarme hasta las venas
Por tu maldito amor
Por tu maldito amor
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You don’t have to like Nuzzi or approve of her conduct to understand that Lizza’s choice to publish the material that he is publishing is meant to sexually humiliate her in public in retaliation for disappointing him romantically. The term for that is revenge porn.
ryan lizza is a bad person
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
You don’t have to like Nuzzi or approve of her conduct to understand that Lizza’s choice to publish the material that he is publishing is meant to sexually humiliate her in public in retaliation for disappointing him romantically. The term for that is revenge porn.
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Amarillo by morning
Up from San Antone
Everything that I got
Is juuuuust what I got on
Up from San Antone
Everything that I got
Is juuuuust what I got on
November 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Amarillo by morning
Up from San Antone
Everything that I got
Is juuuuust what I got on
Up from San Antone
Everything that I got
Is juuuuust what I got on
Ventilator Blues
Name your fav song by The Rolling Stones.
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Ventilator Blues
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if you have pedialyte in your cart along with alcohol that should count as your ID
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
if you have pedialyte in your cart along with alcohol that should count as your ID
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
This Rockets-Nuggets game is an instant contender for game of the year so far.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This Rockets-Nuggets game is an instant contender for game of the year so far.
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He’s becoming Zohran’s own Club Chalamet
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
He’s becoming Zohran’s own Club Chalamet
Pain
🚨 NEW: The LA Clippers were blown out Thursday. At 4-11, they have the makings of a team on pace for their first losing season in 15 years. A season that started with so much promise and potential has been reduced to pain and patheticness. It took 29 days.
justinrusso.substack.com/p/clippers-b...
justinrusso.substack.com/p/clippers-b...
Orlan-Doh!: Clippers blown out in Magic Kingdom
Woof.
justinrusso.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Pain
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A reminder, one of the best films of the year, Train Dreams, drops on Netflix tonight
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A reminder, one of the best films of the year, Train Dreams, drops on Netflix tonight
ESPN forcing this terrible VR NBA breakdowns is the perfect visual representation of how badly they've missed the mark and been left behind. They've ruined the live experience of every sport they touch. NBC is already running the game like they never left.
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
ESPN forcing this terrible VR NBA breakdowns is the perfect visual representation of how badly they've missed the mark and been left behind. They've ruined the live experience of every sport they touch. NBC is already running the game like they never left.
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I love this post because it’s such a well observed and deeply felt reaction but also
I cannot WAIT to be of the age where all my posts start with “I am now thinking about ___” no news peg, no clever way in, it’s so beautiful to know your thoughts now are enough
I cannot WAIT to be of the age where all my posts start with “I am now thinking about ___” no news peg, no clever way in, it’s so beautiful to know your thoughts now are enough
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I love this post because it’s such a well observed and deeply felt reaction but also
I cannot WAIT to be of the age where all my posts start with “I am now thinking about ___” no news peg, no clever way in, it’s so beautiful to know your thoughts now are enough
I cannot WAIT to be of the age where all my posts start with “I am now thinking about ___” no news peg, no clever way in, it’s so beautiful to know your thoughts now are enough
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Begging both parties in this relationship to do anything that is normal for people of their age bracket to do
Bill Belichick attended a cheerleading competition in Raleigh, where he supported his girlfriend Jordon, a member of a coed adult cheerleading team. #BillBelichick #CollegeFootball #football
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Begging both parties in this relationship to do anything that is normal for people of their age bracket to do
De'Aaron Fox has quietly become one of the best team leaders in the league
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
De'Aaron Fox has quietly become one of the best team leaders in the league
Who is Cedric Coward's ceiling player comp? I see a better, more rounded Norm Powell
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Who is Cedric Coward's ceiling player comp? I see a better, more rounded Norm Powell
This Spurs team is a lot of fun to watch, even without Wemby
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This Spurs team is a lot of fun to watch, even without Wemby
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Here's a story we didn't see anyone else note: Fab Morvan's been nominated for a Grammy... his first since having to return the best new artist trophy in 1990.
Nice, nerdy context from @idislikestephen.bsky.social
www.npr.org/2025/11/18/n...
Nice, nerdy context from @idislikestephen.bsky.social
www.npr.org/2025/11/18/n...
Milli Vanilli used to be Grammys poison… but not anymore
Thirty-five years after the Grammys revoked Milli Vanilli's best new artist award, former member Fab Morvan has been nominated in a surprising twist.
www.npr.org
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Here's a story we didn't see anyone else note: Fab Morvan's been nominated for a Grammy... his first since having to return the best new artist trophy in 1990.
Nice, nerdy context from @idislikestephen.bsky.social
www.npr.org/2025/11/18/n...
Nice, nerdy context from @idislikestephen.bsky.social
www.npr.org/2025/11/18/n...
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
