Chris Wooden
@slowdumars.bsky.social
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Southern California kid. I write things for people (and sometimes myself) + do restaurant pop-ups. I mostly talk about music, hoops, fiction, + food. Joni Mitchell is my patron saint. #Clippernation #LVAces #ChelseaFC www.woodenbridgecreates.com
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markchappelle.bsky.social
Deaths like this feel like theft. It's unjust. People we love should get the honor of getting old.

When they go, we should say it's okay because they had a good life... and it was time.

But not this. This feels like working the month and only getting shorted two weeks of pay. WE WERE OWED MORE.
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dee-vida.bsky.social
Gavin Newsom is easily my least favorite person who is currently being accused of being a good presidential candidate
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johnschuhmann.bsky.social
Incredible block from Jarrett Allen on Ausar Thompson.
slowdumars.bsky.social
The D'Angelo news gutted me. Personally, one of the 5 most important artists of my lifetime and a huge tone shifter for an entire sound and industry.
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craigpsutton.bsky.social
Did you know that this one acre of restored habitat can support up to 20 wedding announcement photographers
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acosta32jp.bsky.social
A’ja Wilson the best basketball player on the planet
slowdumars.bsky.social
Haim killed tonight, per usual
Photo of the stage tonight for the Haim show at the Rady Shell on the embarcadero in San Diego with the words I quit displayed against red lights and fog
slowdumars.bsky.social
Whoever spun this is a certified ball knower
recentplaylist.bsky.social
"Champagne Taste" by Sunflower Bean
Album: "Mortal Primetime"
Time: 6:34 pm
slowdumars.bsky.social
If you can't bother to create your own playlists, you don't deserve access to all the music in the world. Same goes for the people who rely on all the "tailored" playlists that Spotify pushes on you.

(Also, stop using Spotify ffs)
slowdumars.bsky.social
Kawhi knows ball. We're the best city in the state for a reason.
lawmurraythenu.bsky.social
Kawhi on San Diego: "Just the city itself, you know, it's chill. Everybody shows love. It's not a lot of high profile stuff going on. Everybody's pretty much chill. No matter who you are. Let you live a little bit. And that's great."
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mattbrown.bsky.social
COLLEGE SPORTS CONFERENCES THAT ALSO SOUND LIKE THEY WOULD BE GOOD NAMES FOR A STRAIN OF WEED

1) Big Sky
2) Summit
3) Lone Star
4) Landmark
5) American Rivers
6) Sun Belt
7) Skyline
8) New England Women's and Men's Athletic Conference
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pbsimpulse9.bsky.social
“Be at work at 8:00 am sharp, loser”
phillewis.bsky.social
UMG responds to the dismissal:
In a statement to Billboard, a spokesman for UMG said: “From the outset, this suit was an affront to all artists and their creative expression and never should have seen the light of day.  We’re pleased with the court’s dismissal and look forward to continuing our work successfully promoting Drake’s music and investing in his career.”
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dansheehan.bsky.social
The New Deal must've been so cool man, new president shows up and goes "alright fuckers, New Deal time, rule one is everything rocks, rule two is no more shit that sucks, rule three is you can afford food now"
slowdumars.bsky.social
Waiting to see which publication embarrasses themselves with a "Pynchon is Having a Glow Up" piece in the near future
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illustrevor.bsky.social
If Mickey Mouse had a Wario.

Ricky Rat.
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runwithskizzers.bsky.social
would be cool if we could give indies the gift of a great sales day

I have a lot of books you can buy and get FREE SHIPPING ON FROM BOOKSHOP.ORG RN

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bookshop.org
Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
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thesuburbanthug.bsky.social
They are putting data centers in all the states with Cop cities for a reason.
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kenklippenstein.bsky.social
If Congress could say anything about this at all, that'd be great!
kenklippenstein.bsky.social
The FBI's Terrorist Screening Center is widening its focus to include unspecified “national security threats."

The new mission has resulted in a new name: the Threat Screening Center.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/secretive-...
Secretive Watchlisting Center Executing NSPM-7
“We’re expanding the watchlist,” FBI director says amid 300% increase in domestic terror cases.
www.kenklippenstein.com
slowdumars.bsky.social
It was only a matter of time before they came for weed again. They're playing every single hit and all the fucking B sides too at this point.
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Sean Duffy on marijuana: "To legalize it and to say, 'it's okay for our kids and our young people to smoke it, and it's good for them,' and then they get behind cars -- it's dangerous and it's taking lives ... this is way more dangerous stuff. And then they're lacing it with other materials."