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Nagy vs Eberflus in a "who is more of a screwup" contest, and Eberflus is desperate to win/lose.
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Good thing the NYTimes isn’t letting its readers know either.
Trump refuses to directly admit his administration granted the DC shooter asylum and then wraps up the press availability
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Yeah it might be a wrap for this year. They used all those tokens last season.
Yeah….Kansas City might be at home this postseason.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Chiefs got slanted to death. Welp.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“Xavier Worthy down there somewhere”
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
George Pickens is crazier than frog eyes but he sure can catch a football.
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Yeah his knee was down.
November 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Lmaooo hey brother…
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Oh that’s not a catch.
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Pat Mahomes 40 time is “deceptively quick drunk guy leaving bar”
November 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
No ❤️
Aye—stop bringin up old shit lmao
Florida fans, December 12, 2020:
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Top 2 worst Jones of all time and top 2 worst Jerry's. I think Springer takes number 1 worst Jerry. Could make a case for Lawler. Than there is Buddy who dragged a bunch of folks to Guyana and poisoned them. (After ambushing a congressman and news crew on a tarmac as they were leaving)
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Someone’s favorite team had an owner who paid everyone but him.
Only one player has recorded 12+ sacks in each of his first five seasons since they became an official stat in 1982: Micah Parsons.
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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THEY TRADED US MICAH PARSONS LMAO
They traded us Micah Parsons LMAOOOOO
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Florida fans, December 12, 2020:
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
DAK PRESCOTT DODGE
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Lions couldn’t get a stop. Ahhh man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Micah Parsons now has 12.5 sacks this year. There’s 5+ games left in the season.
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Micah Parsons is #good
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Seven Nation Army. Turn that up.
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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*in line at the labor camp*

"at least I never advocated for violence online against the people that put me here 😇"
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
So better? Got it.
Yes, if you’re content to be one minuscule better than the insurrectionists that stormed our nation’s capital, you’re absolutely right.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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My meddling isn't going to add anything of value to the perfection. I exist to remove the wrapping, that's it
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM