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how am i supposed to just go to sleep after this
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
how am i supposed to just go to sleep after this
kliff kingsbury what's that on your nose
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
kliff kingsbury what's that on your nose
best part of this was collinsworth just got done saying something like "people criticize this guy a lot but he looks all right to me"
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
best part of this was collinsworth just got done saying something like "people criticize this guy a lot but he looks all right to me"
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The CBS sideline reporter just said that Rodgers wasn’t taken to the blue tent but was instead dragged to the glue factory
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The CBS sideline reporter just said that Rodgers wasn’t taken to the blue tent but was instead dragged to the glue factory
one thing you can say about michigan state is that they know what they're about
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach with @grahamcouch.bsky.social www.freep.com/story/sports...
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach
Michigan State football intends to hire former Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald after firing Jonathan Smith after two seasons.
www.freep.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
one thing you can say about michigan state is that they know what they're about
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My kid calling John Philip Sousa John Philip Snoozer
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My kid calling John Philip Sousa John Philip Snoozer
maybe next year
to me, "texas is back" means 8-4
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
maybe next year
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when my dog puts his paws on the kitchen table
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
when my dog puts his paws on the kitchen table
it's actually sign of distress when speakers of the house haven't read the news for months at a time
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
it's actually sign of distress when speakers of the house haven't read the news for months at a time
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
dallas fort worth? i don't know what they keep in dallas fort, how should i know?
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
dallas fort worth? i don't know what they keep in dallas fort, how should i know?
encyclopedia is the plural form of encyclopedium
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
encyclopedia is the plural form of encyclopedium
i'm putting grok on unhinged mode at the party
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i'm putting grok on unhinged mode at the party
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don't pet the tummy...
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
don't pet the tummy...
tony romo just said "something going the football" as a complete phrase
November 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
tony romo just said "something going the football" as a complete phrase
few teams play with their food like the baltimore ravens
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
few teams play with their food like the baltimore ravens
the league office needs to intervene here and get george pickens on the titans. i want to see the productive toxic qb/wr duo of all time
The Cowboys want to retain star WR George Pickens, in the midst of a career year, for 2026 and beyond. And the franchise tag is a potential option.
My story on what’s next for Pickens:
My story on what’s next for Pickens:
Cowboys want to retain WR George Pickens beyond 2025 with franchise tag being a potential option
The Cowboys are entering a best-case scenario when it comes to George Pickens, who has produced a career season after Dallas acquired him in a trade. NFL Network Insider Ian Rapoport looks into what i...
www.nfl.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
the league office needs to intervene here and get george pickens on the titans. i want to see the productive toxic qb/wr duo of all time
FA-MUH-LEE
Still can’t get over how weird it is that Brian Kelly noped out of his own son’s senior day.
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
FA-MUH-LEE
hell yeah brother
It’s the weekend y’all come getchu a cold beer!
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
hell yeah brother
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DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
November 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
DONALD TRUMP FIVE MINUTES AFTER MEETING ME: And, you know, the Game Awards, they gave Best Music to God of War instead of Xenoblade 3, and it was very unfair
2:41 am: going back for more brain worms
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
2:41 am: going back for more brain worms