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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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we do, and it’s wrong. “Pre” relegates precum to a subordinate status, always “less than.” It has its own story that deserves to be told
actually on bluesky we don’t call them drafts we call them precum
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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If I only post like this I can duck the discover tab
February 11, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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my politics
February 11, 2026 at 9:39 AM
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hey chat, is it good when the economy is driven primarily by gambling, rent-seeking, state violence, and things that maybe one day could possibly be profitable (not really)? is that good, chat?
February 11, 2026 at 8:53 AM
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"why couldn't she use 'they/them' for goodness' sake?" factually said one source, unbiasedly, "we've got surplus of those! but no, she left us with the dregs. now me grandma's using it/its. it's nan-binary it is!"

the offending trans woman has since been mulched, along with eleven unrelated others
February 11, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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And thank you everybody for all of the votes and the “hypes”! 🙏
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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thinking of her
February 9, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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i can answer that for you. the cruelty of men deforms the world
November 15, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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one of those "make passive income" grifts but its obvious through the advertising material that the scheme is just findom
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Any sensible future administration would bring the hammer on heritage. Investigate them, use the IRS against them, just slam them with every book in the legal and political library, and then arrest their leaders for treason and carry out the historically understood sentence for that crime.
The Heritage Foundation has released a 250-year roadmap to “save America.”

The document is a how-to guide for subjugating girls & young women: a detailed plan to push them out of college, funnel them into early marriage and motherhood, and then trap them there.
jessica.substack.com/p/theyre-com...
They're Coming for Our Daughters
The conservative plan to shrink girls’ futures
jessica.substack.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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thank goodness it's finally Meat Day
February 9, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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excited for next year's halftime show, where Sabrina Carpenter and the Muppets will perform readings from Das Kapital
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 AM
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my favorite self-care ritual is repeating “I am not evil” in the mirror 100 times every morning and night
February 9, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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This is one of my favorite comics we've made.
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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gooped up. in my goop. goopy with it. goopful. gooping all the way. a true goopist
February 7, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
bluesky:
the only social media site where the ceo isn't a massive creep.
February 21, 2024 at 7:13 AM
here's some photos of my dog
February 18, 2024 at 1:57 AM