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8 Mile’s exiled nun’s back again. Habit hides the pipe. DM for absolution… or supply. Hail to the rush. 🛐💉🔥 #TweakerNun #8MileRedemption #Detroit
Pinned
Imagine telling strangers they can’t fuck while yours literally never gets touched. 🤔

At this point her clit should just file for emancipation. #SCOTUS
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kim davis looks like the king of the gungans.
Anyone seen Roz, the slug-like character from Monsters, Inc. and Kim Davis in the same room at the same time? @caffeineandhate.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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For someone who is so virulently anti-gay, she sure gives off High School Girl's Field Hockey coach vibes
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
These headlines are epic.
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Sorry! My point was not that the insurance subsidies don't matter. It's that the pain of the SNAP cutoff and other consequences of the shutdown, which are quite real, are getting worse and won't be compensated by the subsidies because they won't be won in this round. That fight will go on all year.
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Roz is way cooler than Kim
Anyone seen Roz, the slug-like character from Monsters, Inc. and Kim Davis in the same room at the same time? @caffeineandhate.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Bumpernickel
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Anyone seen Roz, the slug-like character from Monsters, Inc. and Kim Davis in the same room at the same time? @caffeineandhate.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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MUNCH MY BOX, WAZOWSKI!!! AHHHHH-HAAAAAAGH!!!
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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A shutdown is basically a form of a strike, and something this place's userbase does not understand is the point of a strike is to get (achievable) gains, not to go on forever, and that if your ask isn't realistic/you don't have a plausible theory of victory, things aren't gonna go well
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Like is the bsky argument now that if the shutdown had just continued indefinitely that somehow would've prevented the subsidies from expiring?

Because good lord I know the user base here, but that's an impressive level of fundamental lack of understanding even for them
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Whole bunch of you are setting yourselves up to be disappointed for the millionth time if you're gonna anoint Chris fucking Murphy as the new leader of the resistance just because he's telling you that glonzo is real
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Anyway if you wanted me to go however many more weeks working 40 hours a week for free, you needed to have a coherent theory of victory besides the Power of Poasting somehow convincing Republicans that the ACA was good now, actually
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Who thinks Rudy Giuliani is a pathetic shit-bag?
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Remember when Rudy Giuliani got run over by a car a few weeks ago and then said it happened because he was standing in the road helping a domestic violence victim?

What was the deal there
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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thinking about how rudy giuliani farted and it gave jenna ellis covid.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Wondering why all the cartoon villains look like mutants and stink like sewers.

Trump and his diaper
This woman
Loomer just looks like she doesn’t smell right.
Mtg smells like brontosaurus burgers
November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Pirro hatin' on the "footlong" guy cause the last time she asked a dude to give her twelve inches and make it hurt, she got three inches four times and was hit with a fuckin' rock!
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Speaker Johnson has literally said he's "not promising anyone anything."

For once, I believe him.
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Cause her 🕳️ stinks.
November 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
They didn't give Kim Davis a hearing because word got out that even the Supreme Court caught wind of that rancid, four-marriage-fueled pussy funk. Denied cert in self-defense.

“We'd rather choke on our gavels than inhale that.” John Robert’s
Kim Davis is MAD that the Supreme Court rejected her case!
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Queen of the Dusty Divorce Throne, Kim Davis-four time-remarried, zero-time self-aware-just got curb-stomped by SCOTUS. No courtesy hearing, no mercy #GargleMyGavel
Imagine telling strangers they can’t fuck while yours literally never gets touched. 🤔

At this point her clit should just file for emancipation. #SCOTUS
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Aww. 🥰 Kim Davis thought maybe she’d get fucked if SCOTUS took this up.
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Kim Davis is MAD that the Supreme Court rejected her case!
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I hope #TSA gets paid soon and more employees return to work so I can get groped going through the check in line.
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM