Simon
@simonjdickie.bsky.social
Music dork. Complimenter. Ally. Torontonian. My wife Liz is the funny one.
Best Valentine’s Day card ever!
Thank you, @superliz.bsky.social
Thank you, @superliz.bsky.social
February 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Best Valentine’s Day card ever!
Thank you, @superliz.bsky.social
Thank you, @superliz.bsky.social
Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek.
January 27, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek.
Reskeet with your first three memories of Public Broadcasting outside of Sesame Street.
Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Alistair Cooke
Pledge drives
Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Alistair Cooke
Pledge drives
Reskeet with your first three memories of Public Broadcasting outside of Sesame Street.
Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
Reading Rainbow.
Mister Rogers.
Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
Reading Rainbow.
Mister Rogers.
January 24, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Reskeet with your first three memories of Public Broadcasting outside of Sesame Street.
Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Alistair Cooke
Pledge drives
Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
Alistair Cooke
Pledge drives
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers:
Tedeschi Trucks Band
Liz Phair
Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
CHIC
Cyndi Lauper
Tedeschi Trucks Band
Liz Phair
Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
CHIC
Cyndi Lauper
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers
Bonnie Raitt
kd lang
Heart (Ann & Nancy Wilson)
Toronto (Annie Woods)
Alison Krauss
Bonnie Raitt
kd lang
Heart (Ann & Nancy Wilson)
Toronto (Annie Woods)
Alison Krauss
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Belly
Concrete Blonde
Poe
I mean, Lilith Fair has to count too
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Belly
Concrete Blonde
Poe
I mean, Lilith Fair has to count too
January 23, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers:
Tedeschi Trucks Band
Liz Phair
Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
CHIC
Cyndi Lauper
Tedeschi Trucks Band
Liz Phair
Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
CHIC
Cyndi Lauper
Had a 20-minute nap inside an MRI machine this evening.
January 23, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Had a 20-minute nap inside an MRI machine this evening.
Wheatley will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 19, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Wheatley will return in Avengers: Doomsday
Ruin a movie or TV series title by adding "If you know what I mean."
NYPD Blue... If You Know What I Mean.
NYPD Blue... If You Know What I Mean.
Ruin a movie or TV series title by adding "If you know what I mean."
The Big Bang Theory... If You Know What I Mean.
The Big Bang Theory... If You Know What I Mean.
Ruin a movie or TV series title by adding "If you know what I mean."
Eat Pray Love... If You Know What I Mean.
Eat Pray Love... If You Know What I Mean.
January 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Ruin a movie or TV series title by adding "If you know what I mean."
NYPD Blue... If You Know What I Mean.
NYPD Blue... If You Know What I Mean.
The Mandalorian wearing a French hat:
This is the beret.
This is the beret.
The Mandalorian dancing:
This is The Whip
This is The Nae Nae
This is The Whip
This is The Nae Nae
The Mandalorian potty training his kid:
This is the bidet.
This is the bidet.
January 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The Mandalorian wearing a French hat:
This is the beret.
This is the beret.
Got 4.3 out of 5 on my work performance review today!
They’re pleased, and so am I.
They’re pleased, and so am I.
January 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Got 4.3 out of 5 on my work performance review today!
They’re pleased, and so am I.
They’re pleased, and so am I.
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Arctic Donkeys
Arctic Donkeys
Ruin a band by changing one letter.
Mötley Clüe
Mötley Clüe
Ruin a band by changing one letter.
Supertrump 🫣
Supertrump 🫣
January 14, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Ruin a band by changing one letter:
Arctic Donkeys
Arctic Donkeys
“Sexy MF”
Name your fav song by Prince
January 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
“Sexy MF”
“I’ve Just Seen A Face”
Name your fav song by The Beatles.
January 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
“I’ve Just Seen A Face”
Have I got a Richard Harris song for you!
i just really like it when my cake is wet
January 12, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Have I got a Richard Harris song for you!
“Open a channel.”
Engage!
January 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
“Open a channel.”
Mulholland Balls
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Balls
Balls in 60 Seconds
January 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Mulholland Balls
I have a crisp $100 bill for the White House staffer who can lift the regift. I’ll pay for the shipping back to Oslo.
The President of the United States is so desperate for a Nobel Peace Prize that he’ll take a used one. There is no one tackier and more unhinged.
I thought Trump would never get the Nobel Peace Prize. He's about to prove me wrong!
January 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I have a crisp $100 bill for the White House staffer who can lift the regift. I’ll pay for the shipping back to Oslo.
First time ever stuck on a subway train with no power. Boy, am I glad I peed before I left the office.
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
First time ever stuck on a subway train with no power. Boy, am I glad I peed before I left the office.
Heading into 2026 like…
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Heading into 2026 like…
These Triscuits taste funny.
December 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
These Triscuits taste funny.
Just what everyone needs for Christmas: Another billionaire.
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just what everyone needs for Christmas: Another billionaire.
Happy 10th anniversary to my wife, @superliz.bsky.social!
Time flies when you’re having fun!
Time flies when you’re having fun!
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Happy 10th anniversary to my wife, @superliz.bsky.social!
Time flies when you’re having fun!
Time flies when you’re having fun!
I lost my dad this morning. I got to tell him I loved him over a video call yesterday, and my brother was able to see him in person later in the day. I will be okay. Hug your loved ones, friends. ❤️
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I lost my dad this morning. I got to tell him I loved him over a video call yesterday, and my brother was able to see him in person later in the day. I will be okay. Hug your loved ones, friends. ❤️
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.”
This is great, because bustin’ makes me feel good.
This is great, because bustin’ makes me feel good.
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.”
This is great, because bustin’ makes me feel good.
This is great, because bustin’ makes me feel good.
Can someone please fact-check this fucking guy?
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Can someone please fact-check this fucking guy?