ClarkAddison
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“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am Toast” Margaret Atwood
“A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers
Iowa Hawkeye
Proud father of an autistic badass
“A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers
Iowa Hawkeye
Proud father of an autistic badass
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I get pissed when I’m asked twice to round up at the register for a less than validated cause (looking at you, Salvation Army). If someone developed a DoorDash alternative where I got to choose between charities to spend $70 on $35 worth of takeout I’d fucking download that shit in a second.
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I don't follow college football much anymore but it strikes me that a program like LSU should aim higher than a coach who has never won anything more than a Conference USA championship as a head coach.
November 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I don't follow college football much anymore but it strikes me that a program like LSU should aim higher than a coach who has never won anything more than a Conference USA championship as a head coach.
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Breathing glass when you have pets is the worst. They are such nosey little fuckas
November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Breathing glass when you have pets is the worst. They are such nosey little fuckas
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Today we honor late politician Shirley Chisholm on what would have been her 101st birthday. Chisholm was the first Black woman elected to U.S. Congress representing Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn and the first Black candidate for a major-party nomination for President of the United States.
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Today we honor late politician Shirley Chisholm on what would have been her 101st birthday. Chisholm was the first Black woman elected to U.S. Congress representing Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn and the first Black candidate for a major-party nomination for President of the United States.
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Idea: Play a healthy QB instead of letting the old man ego farm.
Glazer: Steelers will use a lot of pistol, shotgun formations for Aaron Rodgers to avoid having him go under center.
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Idea: Play a healthy QB instead of letting the old man ego farm.
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One guy shoots two armed National Guard, and it's "a crime against humanity". But when a guy shoots 20 first graders, and it's "the price of the 2nd Amendment, and it's worth it. WTF, America.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
One guy shoots two armed National Guard, and it's "a crime against humanity". But when a guy shoots 20 first graders, and it's "the price of the 2nd Amendment, and it's worth it. WTF, America.
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It's 2025 and Iowa is still not involved in the coaching carousel.
This is kinda boring
This is kinda boring
It’s 10:47 AM and Minnesota is still not involved in the coaching carousel.
This is good.
This is good.
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It's 2025 and Iowa is still not involved in the coaching carousel.
This is kinda boring
This is kinda boring
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If I had my way I'd give her a choice...renounce her U.S. citizenship and emigrate to Iraq or watch a loop of Great American Melting Pot from Schoolhouse Rock for 24 hours straight with no food or water.
Alina Habba’s parents emigrated to the US from Iraq citing persecution.
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If I had my way I'd give her a choice...renounce her U.S. citizenship and emigrate to Iraq or watch a loop of Great American Melting Pot from Schoolhouse Rock for 24 hours straight with no food or water.
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BASH: He called your governor 'retarded'
KLOBUCHAR: These words shouldn't even be repeated by anyone, much less a president of the United States
KLOBUCHAR: These words shouldn't even be repeated by anyone, much less a president of the United States
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
BASH: He called your governor 'retarded'
KLOBUCHAR: These words shouldn't even be repeated by anyone, much less a president of the United States
KLOBUCHAR: These words shouldn't even be repeated by anyone, much less a president of the United States
“Markwayne.”
Markwayne Mullin: "The president and the secretary of war have been very clear. They're gonna use lethality against our enemies -- home and abroad."
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Markwayne.”
Did Lane Kiffin see his shadow this morning?
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Did Lane Kiffin see his shadow this morning?
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heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
heard your mom has a big game today
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The electoral college is unnecessary for a democracy. In fact we're the only democracy that has one. No more insanity of gerrymandering.
One vote per person. That's all. 👍👍👍
One vote per person. That's all. 👍👍👍
How has the Electoral College survived, despite being perennially unpopular?
Despite its substantial-sounding name, the Electoral College isn’t a permanent body: It’s more of a process. For decades, a majority of Americans have wanted it to be changed.
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September 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The electoral college is unnecessary for a democracy. In fact we're the only democracy that has one. No more insanity of gerrymandering.
One vote per person. That's all. 👍👍👍
One vote per person. That's all. 👍👍👍
Hasta luego, Mr Fab.
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Hasta luego, Mr Fab.
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When Lane calls me for a 9 am Sunday meeting
a cartoon of a person sleeping next to an alarm clock that reads 6:55
Alt: a cartoon of a person sleeping next to an alarm clock that reads 6:55
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November 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
When Lane calls me for a 9 am Sunday meeting
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There has been a smoke alarm going off since 8am this morning, blocks away but audible in my parents backyard and every time I let the dog out or step outside it drives me nuts. Can barely hear it over the chimes, but it’s going to haunt me in my sleep.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
There has been a smoke alarm going off since 8am this morning, blocks away but audible in my parents backyard and every time I let the dog out or step outside it drives me nuts. Can barely hear it over the chimes, but it’s going to haunt me in my sleep.
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Who would have thought back in April that on Nov. 29 Ashton Jeanty and Kyle Monangai would have the same odds to win Offensive Rookie of the Year?
(Both are +8000 on @bet365)
(Both are +8000 on @bet365)
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Who would have thought back in April that on Nov. 29 Ashton Jeanty and Kyle Monangai would have the same odds to win Offensive Rookie of the Year?
(Both are +8000 on @bet365)
(Both are +8000 on @bet365)
My parents are asleep. My kiddo is on his phone in the guest bedroom upstairs. Yet someone heard me heat this up, and it wasn’t them.
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
My parents are asleep. My kiddo is on his phone in the guest bedroom upstairs. Yet someone heard me heat this up, and it wasn’t them.
I am not hungry. I have had every variant of cashew or pistachio or Dubai chocolate cheesecake I could handle today, but still the late night carnivore cannot resist.
Help me. I’m 12 years old.
Help me. I’m 12 years old.
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I am not hungry. I have had every variant of cashew or pistachio or Dubai chocolate cheesecake I could handle today, but still the late night carnivore cannot resist.
Help me. I’m 12 years old.
Help me. I’m 12 years old.
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Good better best, wanna see his chest? Now the Bears get barer when da coach gets undressed! Bears on 3, 1-2-3-BEARS!!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Good better best, wanna see his chest? Now the Bears get barer when da coach gets undressed! Bears on 3, 1-2-3-BEARS!!!
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Okay but how many times has Mark shit his pants in the Oval Office?
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Okay but how many times has Mark shit his pants in the Oval Office?