ClarkAddison
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“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am Toast” Margaret Atwood
“A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers
Iowa Hawkeye
Proud father of an autistic badass
“A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers
Iowa Hawkeye
Proud father of an autistic badass
There has been a smoke alarm going off since 8am this morning, blocks away but audible in my parents backyard and every time I let the dog out or step outside it drives me nuts. Can barely hear it over the chimes, but it’s going to haunt me in my sleep.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
There has been a smoke alarm going off since 8am this morning, blocks away but audible in my parents backyard and every time I let the dog out or step outside it drives me nuts. Can barely hear it over the chimes, but it’s going to haunt me in my sleep.
My parents are asleep. My kiddo is on his phone in the guest bedroom upstairs. Yet someone heard me heat this up, and it wasn’t them.
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
My parents are asleep. My kiddo is on his phone in the guest bedroom upstairs. Yet someone heard me heat this up, and it wasn’t them.
I am not hungry. I have had every variant of cashew or pistachio or Dubai chocolate cheesecake I could handle today, but still the late night carnivore cannot resist.
Help me. I’m 12 years old.
Help me. I’m 12 years old.
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I am not hungry. I have had every variant of cashew or pistachio or Dubai chocolate cheesecake I could handle today, but still the late night carnivore cannot resist.
Help me. I’m 12 years old.
Help me. I’m 12 years old.
My parents dog, Sophie, who just can’t bring herself to fully commit to the ottoman.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My parents dog, Sophie, who just can’t bring herself to fully commit to the ottoman.
“Whoever is farting, don’t fart please. It smells bad.”
November 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“Whoever is farting, don’t fart please. It smells bad.”
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Oh, YOU’re tired?
NO SHIT?
NO SHIT?
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Oh, YOU’re tired?
NO SHIT?
NO SHIT?
Midwestern boy enjoying a 9pm snack (we did our Thanksgiving dinner today).
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Midwestern boy enjoying a 9pm snack (we did our Thanksgiving dinner today).
John Marston would say Bren needs more instruction.
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
John Marston would say Bren needs more instruction.
Ordered this cheap five cup kit and had a blast showing some of my family how to play Liars Dice.
Brennan, to his credit, is better at math than any of us outside my chem engineering father, but is a terrible liar.
He needs some help. Lol.
Brennan, to his credit, is better at math than any of us outside my chem engineering father, but is a terrible liar.
He needs some help. Lol.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Ordered this cheap five cup kit and had a blast showing some of my family how to play Liars Dice.
Brennan, to his credit, is better at math than any of us outside my chem engineering father, but is a terrible liar.
He needs some help. Lol.
Brennan, to his credit, is better at math than any of us outside my chem engineering father, but is a terrible liar.
He needs some help. Lol.
Good better best
Never let it rest
Until your good gets better
And your better gets best
BEAR DOWN
Never let it rest
Until your good gets better
And your better gets best
BEAR DOWN
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Good better best
Never let it rest
Until your good gets better
And your better gets best
BEAR DOWN
Never let it rest
Until your good gets better
And your better gets best
BEAR DOWN
83 total yards in the first half for the Eagles.
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
83 total yards in the first half for the Eagles.
Iowa buckets AGAIN!?
What WHAAAAT?
This isn’t a shit pre conference schedule. This is a 64 dance team.
What WHAAAAT?
This isn’t a shit pre conference schedule. This is a 64 dance team.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Iowa buckets AGAIN!?
What WHAAAAT?
This isn’t a shit pre conference schedule. This is a 64 dance team.
What WHAAAAT?
This isn’t a shit pre conference schedule. This is a 64 dance team.
Congrats to the 172 people in the entire country that wanted…”this.”
Also, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Also, what the fuck is wrong with you?
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Congrats to the 172 people in the entire country that wanted…”this.”
Also, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Also, what the fuck is wrong with you?
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
When I get an email that addresses me by my full first name only because that’s what’s on my debit or credit card…
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
When I get an email that addresses me by my full first name only because that’s what’s on my debit or credit card…
Dude looks like a Lindsey Graham starter kit.
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Dude looks like a Lindsey Graham starter kit.
And her farts. It’s her basest nature. Hot air and shit.
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
And her farts. It’s her basest nature. Hot air and shit.
I’ve got all the time in the world for this.
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I’ve got all the time in the world for this.
“And that's pret-ty sneak-ky sis, oh yo
I got my socks off, my rocks off, my Nestle's cup of cocoa
Holly Hobbie tried to slob me, tried to rob me silly stunt
Diggedy-dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun!
They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
Snap a neck for some live EFX”
I got my socks off, my rocks off, my Nestle's cup of cocoa
Holly Hobbie tried to slob me, tried to rob me silly stunt
Diggedy-dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun!
They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
Snap a neck for some live EFX”
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“And that's pret-ty sneak-ky sis, oh yo
I got my socks off, my rocks off, my Nestle's cup of cocoa
Holly Hobbie tried to slob me, tried to rob me silly stunt
Diggedy-dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun!
They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
Snap a neck for some live EFX”
I got my socks off, my rocks off, my Nestle's cup of cocoa
Holly Hobbie tried to slob me, tried to rob me silly stunt
Diggedy-dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun!
They want EFX, some live EFX
They want EFX, some live EFX
Snap a neck for some live EFX”