Garth Brooks’s other alter ego (he/him)
@adambuckled.bsky.social
Trying to be a better human. Trying to help. But on here I’m mostly angry at transphobes etc. and/or watching sports. Cubs, Bears, Bulls
STOP THE COUNT!
With the Rams’ loss to the Panthers, the Bears will enter December as the No. 1 seed in the NFC.
November 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
STOP THE COUNT!
Fitzgerald swears he has no knowledge of this.
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach with @grahamcouch.bsky.social www.freep.com/story/sports...
Michigan State plans to hire Pat Fitzgerald as next football coach
Michigan State football intends to hire former Northwestern coach Pat Fitzgerald after firing Jonathan Smith after two seasons.
www.freep.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Fitzgerald swears he has no knowledge of this.
Who’s leading the NFC? I haven’t really been paying attention.
November 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Who’s leading the NFC? I haven’t really been paying attention.
My next big idea I’ll never follow through on is a series of dad-joke crossword puzzles. Every single answer you complete will force you into some combination of laughing and regretting your existence. The first clue: The state of being untouchable. The answer:
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My next big idea I’ll never follow through on is a series of dad-joke crossword puzzles. Every single answer you complete will force you into some combination of laughing and regretting your existence. The first clue: The state of being untouchable. The answer:
Good better best, wanna see his chest? Now the Bears get barer when da coach gets undressed! Bears on 3, 1-2-3-BEARS!!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Good better best, wanna see his chest? Now the Bears get barer when da coach gets undressed! Bears on 3, 1-2-3-BEARS!!!
My little brother suggested “something unconventional like tacos” for thanksgiving. I think he intended it as an easy out for me to avoid preparing a turkey. I took it as a challenge and smoked a turkey, used some of the dark meat to make tacos, and made cranberry salsa that kinda rocks.
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My little brother suggested “something unconventional like tacos” for thanksgiving. I think he intended it as an easy out for me to avoid preparing a turkey. I took it as a challenge and smoked a turkey, used some of the dark meat to make tacos, and made cranberry salsa that kinda rocks.
Reggie Miller catching strays from Gus Johnson for being too dramatic is a lot to process.
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Reggie Miller catching strays from Gus Johnson for being too dramatic is a lot to process.
“I’m Bo Jackson, no relation. Bo’s a nickname, most people call me Lamar Jackson, no relation. Actually, Lamar is my middle name. My first name is Samuel. No relation.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“I’m Bo Jackson, no relation. Bo’s a nickname, most people call me Lamar Jackson, no relation. Actually, Lamar is my middle name. My first name is Samuel. No relation.”
My mom has (as of yet, still mild) dementia, so you’d be forgiven if you didn’t always know what topic she was discussing. Like just now, she said, “One thing I’ve learned is that people can’t control where they are born, so it’s ridiculous to hold that against them.” She’s being political. Right?…
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My mom has (as of yet, still mild) dementia, so you’d be forgiven if you didn’t always know what topic she was discussing. Like just now, she said, “One thing I’ve learned is that people can’t control where they are born, so it’s ridiculous to hold that against them.” She’s being political. Right?…
Yeah, not watching Dave Portnoy.
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Yeah, not watching Dave Portnoy.
Ok, yes, I’m curious @profanity.accountant if I swear as much online as I do in my head.
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ok, yes, I’m curious @profanity.accountant if I swear as much online as I do in my head.
Chicago is hungry. Chicago is also thirsty.
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Chicago is hungry. Chicago is also thirsty.
Seems like it’s been a while since Philly gave up a 1st-quarter TD.
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Seems like it’s been a while since Philly gave up a 1st-quarter TD.
Every sports broadcast should have an SAP track that includes all the profanity unredacted.
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Every sports broadcast should have an SAP track that includes all the profanity unredacted.
Finally the Blue Jays are going for it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Finally the Blue Jays are going for it.
Just sitting here watching Devin Hester highlights.
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Just sitting here watching Devin Hester highlights.
In which Colin and I explain Caleb Williams’s accuracy issues by listening to what Caleb has to say about it. GBBNLIRUYGGBAYBGB Bears on 3, 1-2-3 BEARS.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
Week 13: Time to Feast on the Birds
Podcast Episode · Generational (Bear-able) Trauma · 11/26/2025 · 1h 3m
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November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
In which Colin and I explain Caleb Williams’s accuracy issues by listening to what Caleb has to say about it. GBBNLIRUYGGBAYBGB Bears on 3, 1-2-3 BEARS.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...
“I have the palate of a 5yo.”
Great, just tell me when someone gets traded.
Great, just tell me when someone gets traded.
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
“I have the palate of a 5yo.”
Great, just tell me when someone gets traded.
Great, just tell me when someone gets traded.
Cubs fans will remember a game about a year and a half ago when they were playing with their heads up their asses. At the end of an inning on his way into the dugout, Justin Steele erupted with an exasperated “WAKE THE FUCK UP!” tirade.
It is in that spirit that I look upon Bari Weiss and friends.
It is in that spirit that I look upon Bari Weiss and friends.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Cubs fans will remember a game about a year and a half ago when they were playing with their heads up their asses. At the end of an inning on his way into the dugout, Justin Steele erupted with an exasperated “WAKE THE FUCK UP!” tirade.
It is in that spirit that I look upon Bari Weiss and friends.
It is in that spirit that I look upon Bari Weiss and friends.
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One day I will bring a mass of genderqueer people from all across Spain, Portugal, and Andorra to perform winter holiday music with classical European instruments
the Trans Iberian Orchestra
the Trans Iberian Orchestra
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
One day I will bring a mass of genderqueer people from all across Spain, Portugal, and Andorra to perform winter holiday music with classical European instruments
the Trans Iberian Orchestra
the Trans Iberian Orchestra
Share a ‘90s movie you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Share a ‘90s movie you think deserves more love.
The disrespect. I get being bearish on the Bears, but the Packers’ remaining opponents have a combined 42-24 record, and they have an 84% chance of making the playoffs and 50% at the division? That’s . . . interesting.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The disrespect. I get being bearish on the Bears, but the Packers’ remaining opponents have a combined 42-24 record, and they have an 84% chance of making the playoffs and 50% at the division? That’s . . . interesting.
Podcaster: THROW THE BALL ACCURATELY!
People listening for some reason: Ok. How?
Podcaster: DO IT!
Like, if your big analysis is “DO EVERYTHING BETTER,” fine, but that solitary non-point shouldn’t take 25 minutes to make.
People listening for some reason: Ok. How?
Podcaster: DO IT!
Like, if your big analysis is “DO EVERYTHING BETTER,” fine, but that solitary non-point shouldn’t take 25 minutes to make.
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Podcaster: THROW THE BALL ACCURATELY!
People listening for some reason: Ok. How?
Podcaster: DO IT!
Like, if your big analysis is “DO EVERYTHING BETTER,” fine, but that solitary non-point shouldn’t take 25 minutes to make.
People listening for some reason: Ok. How?
Podcaster: DO IT!
Like, if your big analysis is “DO EVERYTHING BETTER,” fine, but that solitary non-point shouldn’t take 25 minutes to make.
This thanksgiving I plan to open our meal with a prayer from the Bible:
So the Lord said, “I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created—and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground—for I regret that I have made them.”
It’s from Genesis…
So the Lord said, “I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created—and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground—for I regret that I have made them.”
It’s from Genesis…
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This thanksgiving I plan to open our meal with a prayer from the Bible:
So the Lord said, “I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created—and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground—for I regret that I have made them.”
It’s from Genesis…
So the Lord said, “I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created—and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground—for I regret that I have made them.”
It’s from Genesis…
Imagine if what Elon Musk wanted more than anything was to be a better person living in a better world.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Imagine if what Elon Musk wanted more than anything was to be a better person living in a better world.