If “go fuck yourself” is the job description, when do I start?

Life on the Mississippi is a great read, by the way. I love it so much.

Impressive, truly.

Honestly, “enjoying a complementary continental breakfast in the abyssal darkness of the great and horrible maw of outer space” sounds pretty nice rn.

AI slop.

I know from experience that this is true even if you go to a Bible college.

E-L-L-I-O-T-N-E-S-S

Short skirt, long jacket!

Nice!

Much appreciated. Art doesn’t happen in a vacuum.

Yes, it took me a day and a half to compose this, you’re welcome.

Umlaughing out loud.

I used this recipe but added 2 Serrano peppers instead of one jalapeño.

www.allrecipes.com/recipe/14113...

Agreed. I do think the org chart has shifted and Poles is essentially personnel coordinator, but he executed the plan exquisitely.

I feel like Ryan Poles generally doesn’t get credit for the O-line upgrade, almost as if Ben Johnson recruited those guys or they just wandered into Halas Hall. He’s earned the criticism he gets but deserves credit for going all-in on the line this year.

Gorgeous. (I was waiting for you to shake the camera like crazy.)

Jesus, I would never in a million years have pegged her as someone who doesn’t own a knife.