Stompy
@shortymcstompy.bsky.social
A gadget loving history nerd. I get distracted by shiny things.
My pronouns are: She/Her.
Mastodon: [email protected]
My pronouns are: She/Her.
Mastodon: [email protected]
In every pub there has to be a man loudly talking about “in seven consecutive games! No one has ever done it in seven consecutive games!!”.
Is there some kind of allocation spreadsheet that ensures a fair distribution of these guys?
Is there some kind of allocation spreadsheet that ensures a fair distribution of these guys?
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
In every pub there has to be a man loudly talking about “in seven consecutive games! No one has ever done it in seven consecutive games!!”.
Is there some kind of allocation spreadsheet that ensures a fair distribution of these guys?
Is there some kind of allocation spreadsheet that ensures a fair distribution of these guys?
You know what’s FUN? Having a dog with an upset stomach and a stubborn personality.
I am completely over the fun of cleaning spots off the carpets.
I am completely over the fun of cleaning spots off the carpets.
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 AM
You know what’s FUN? Having a dog with an upset stomach and a stubborn personality.
I am completely over the fun of cleaning spots off the carpets.
I am completely over the fun of cleaning spots off the carpets.
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November 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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The Brexit Benefit of small boat crossings.
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The Brexit Benefit of small boat crossings.
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Told my girlfriend she has beautiful hair and she said "no, it looks like worms." What do I do now
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Told my girlfriend she has beautiful hair and she said "no, it looks like worms." What do I do now
Drew some boobs in the condensation of the pub window last weekend. Back this weekend and someone has turned it in to a Crudely Drawn Cock (CDC).
Can’t tell if I am annoyed or impressed.
Can’t tell if I am annoyed or impressed.
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Drew some boobs in the condensation of the pub window last weekend. Back this weekend and someone has turned it in to a Crudely Drawn Cock (CDC).
Can’t tell if I am annoyed or impressed.
Can’t tell if I am annoyed or impressed.
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The Andrew formerly known as Prince.
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The Andrew formerly known as Prince.
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Often you’ll be walking on Dartmoor & some ponies will be like “Follow us, we will lead you to the castle where the wizard lives & life is perfect!” My advice, from experience, is to ignore them. Ponies are known liars who will make up any old shit to briefly relieve the vast boredom of their lives.
October 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Often you’ll be walking on Dartmoor & some ponies will be like “Follow us, we will lead you to the castle where the wizard lives & life is perfect!” My advice, from experience, is to ignore them. Ponies are known liars who will make up any old shit to briefly relieve the vast boredom of their lives.
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This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.
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i swear half the effort with a good heist is working out how they did it. always an uphill challenge
It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.
October 20, 2025 at 9:13 AM
i swear half the effort with a good heist is working out how they did it. always an uphill challenge
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So, people are going to have to pass A level english to live here are they? I hope they study what I did at A level, Translations by Brian Friel, about the colonial evil of the English forcing people to adopt the English language
October 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
So, people are going to have to pass A level english to live here are they? I hope they study what I did at A level, Translations by Brian Friel, about the colonial evil of the English forcing people to adopt the English language
And once again I click an advert for an amazing item of clothing to find out it’s the kids range.
Stop advertising kids stuff to me. Adults want fun things too!
Now I have to find some cherry shaped ear muffs that will fit me …..
Stop advertising kids stuff to me. Adults want fun things too!
Now I have to find some cherry shaped ear muffs that will fit me …..
October 15, 2025 at 8:47 AM
And once again I click an advert for an amazing item of clothing to find out it’s the kids range.
Stop advertising kids stuff to me. Adults want fun things too!
Now I have to find some cherry shaped ear muffs that will fit me …..
Stop advertising kids stuff to me. Adults want fun things too!
Now I have to find some cherry shaped ear muffs that will fit me …..
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Badenoch and Co see education only as a means to a massive income in some soul destroying career.
Devoid of imagination and the power of knowledge they view life entirely through the prism of the CV.
My advice always is to study what interests you and the rest will follow
Devoid of imagination and the power of knowledge they view life entirely through the prism of the CV.
My advice always is to study what interests you and the rest will follow
October 8, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Badenoch and Co see education only as a means to a massive income in some soul destroying career.
Devoid of imagination and the power of knowledge they view life entirely through the prism of the CV.
My advice always is to study what interests you and the rest will follow
Devoid of imagination and the power of knowledge they view life entirely through the prism of the CV.
My advice always is to study what interests you and the rest will follow
Well I just read a Joe Biden post about Jane Goodall and my first thought was “AH HA they used AI because it spelled organise wrong”
I’m so tired I briefly forgot American spelling was real.
I’m so tired I briefly forgot American spelling was real.
October 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Well I just read a Joe Biden post about Jane Goodall and my first thought was “AH HA they used AI because it spelled organise wrong”
I’m so tired I briefly forgot American spelling was real.
I’m so tired I briefly forgot American spelling was real.
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Microwave ovens should be illegal. Somehow we've managed to microwave and oven garlic dough balls at the same time. They are weapons now. They'd kill Goliath if thrown. Could use them in cannons to fuck up the French. Absolutely lethal
October 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Microwave ovens should be illegal. Somehow we've managed to microwave and oven garlic dough balls at the same time. They are weapons now. They'd kill Goliath if thrown. Could use them in cannons to fuck up the French. Absolutely lethal
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Hi! We've made the Put This In Your Ear Object. It is the ideal size and shape to put in your ear, feels really nice when you put it in your ear, and can be used to clean out earwax, by putting it in your ear. Just one thing, though. Under NO circumstances should you put this in your ear.
October 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Hi! We've made the Put This In Your Ear Object. It is the ideal size and shape to put in your ear, feels really nice when you put it in your ear, and can be used to clean out earwax, by putting it in your ear. Just one thing, though. Under NO circumstances should you put this in your ear.
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The Hampstead ponds have REPEATEDLY voted to include trans women. But the officious pricks at Sex Matters don’t care what other women think and are forcing a public consultation anyway. Throw the ponds some support.
🚨 Consultation survey launched on whether trans people should be able to access Hampstead Heath ladies' pond following Supreme Court ruling
The consultation is open until 12:00 on Tuesday 25th November 2025.
(Survey link in next post)
www.standard.co.uk/news/london/...
The consultation is open until 12:00 on Tuesday 25th November 2025.
(Survey link in next post)
www.standard.co.uk/news/london/...
Survey launched on trans access to Hampstead Heath ladies' pond
The ladies’ pond at Hampstead Heath currently admits biological women and transgender women
www.standard.co.uk
October 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The Hampstead ponds have REPEATEDLY voted to include trans women. But the officious pricks at Sex Matters don’t care what other women think and are forcing a public consultation anyway. Throw the ponds some support.
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As we’re celebrating Jim Henson, here’s lots of little Muppet doodles!
September 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
As we’re celebrating Jim Henson, here’s lots of little Muppet doodles!
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If you're opposed to anti-fascists, what does that make you again?
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
If you're opposed to anti-fascists, what does that make you again?
Fuck knows that I did to get the “dude bro” version of the internet this week but every single advert on YouTube, or my podcasts, is some tedious bloke telling me about crypto.
September 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Fuck knows that I did to get the “dude bro” version of the internet this week but every single advert on YouTube, or my podcasts, is some tedious bloke telling me about crypto.
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Some people have trouble interpreting abstract art. For example, many men can't see Mary's head in the design of this statue.
The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀
September 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Some people have trouble interpreting abstract art. For example, many men can't see Mary's head in the design of this statue.
So Apple have FINALLY released a brightly coloured iPhone Pro and the choices are navy or bright orange.
Wow I feel so spoiled. 😐 #AppleEvent #iPhone
Wow I feel so spoiled. 😐 #AppleEvent #iPhone
September 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So Apple have FINALLY released a brightly coloured iPhone Pro and the choices are navy or bright orange.
Wow I feel so spoiled. 😐 #AppleEvent #iPhone
Wow I feel so spoiled. 😐 #AppleEvent #iPhone
Letting go of the school holidays must be hard. I know this because there is currently a kid playing outside on his scooter in a literal thunderstorm. School tomorrow so can’t waste the last day of scoot freedom.
September 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Letting go of the school holidays must be hard. I know this because there is currently a kid playing outside on his scooter in a literal thunderstorm. School tomorrow so can’t waste the last day of scoot freedom.