Richard Herring
@herring1967.bsky.social
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I am also really struggling to see how this qualifies as “news”. It happened millions of years ago.
herring1967.bsky.social
Though the BBC has it wrong. Although dinosaurs are skellingtons nowadays they wouldn’t have been at the time of making the footprints (another clue comes from the word footprints if you’re still flummoxed)
herring1967.bsky.social
If you’re struggling the picture is a big clue.
herring1967.bsky.social
I am pretty sure I wrote both, but definitely that one.
herring1967.bsky.social
Though the BBC has it wrong. Although dinosaurs are skellingtons nowadays they wouldn’t have been at the time of making the footprints (another clue comes from the word footprints if you’re still flummoxed)
herring1967.bsky.social
If you’re struggling the picture is a big clue.
herring1967.bsky.social
If you’re struggling the picture is a big clue.
herring1967.bsky.social
Chris wrote his own bits but didn’t have much/anything to do with the rest. Don’t remember the sketch or who was in it but we definitely wrote that line.
herring1967.bsky.social
To think, all three of them are now dead.
matineemode.bsky.social
I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).
Bob Hoskins meets Princess Diana as a full size Roger Rabbit costumed character stands next to them.
herring1967.bsky.social
Gotta show them what they missed out on!
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yorkcitytom.bsky.social
The best eps are the ex girlfriend eps.

Makes you think….
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herring1967.bsky.social
Another all time classic RHLSTP released for FREE on video, so you can see me squirm. It's with my ex Sally Phillips and it's funny, awkward and kinda beautiful www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fxg...
Or listen here shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
See RHLSTP live richardherring.com/rhlstp
Sally Phillips - RHLSTP 409
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herring1967.bsky.social
Another all time classic RHLSTP released for FREE on video, so you can see me squirm. It's with my ex Sally Phillips and it's funny, awkward and kinda beautiful www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fxg...
Or listen here shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
See RHLSTP live richardherring.com/rhlstp
Sally Phillips - RHLSTP 409
YouTube video by Richard Herring
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herring1967.bsky.social
Is there scope for a new series of Scooby Doo where instead of dressing up as a ghost to scare people away, the bad guys just shoot and kill the gang and bury them in the plutonium mine?
herring1967.bsky.social
The biggest mystery in Scooby Doo history is why the fuck did they get rid of the banging original theme tune for the crap one they have in the later series "Hang around for Scooby Doo". Pricks.
herring1967.bsky.social
Scrappy Doo gets a lot of criticism, but fuck me Scooby-Dum is a LOT worse.
herring1967.bsky.social
Who was making tampons out of meat?
herring1967.bsky.social
Oh no. I had not heard about that.
herring1967.bsky.social
I don't write ALL of these
anonopin.bsky.social
Ice lollies with ice cream inside are an abomination. Make your mind up, you're either an ice lolly or an ice cream not both. The combination is revolting.
herring1967.bsky.social
Scrappy Doo gets a lot of criticism, but fuck me Scooby-Dum is a LOT worse.
herring1967.bsky.social
You can’t go lower than zero
herring1967.bsky.social
Was also ready with places where green eggs and ham wouldn’t/would be eaten from the Seuss book. That would be a good question if they haven’t done it already
herring1967.bsky.social
I had Kevin Spacey, Heartburn ready in case they asked for his movies, but guess they won’t ask that any more (Lew Zealand is my muppet, can’t beat Polk for US president.
dantecoyote.bsky.social
Inspired by @herring1967.bsky.social's Pointless Muppet.

What are your, no context, Pointless answers to possible questions?

One of mine:
James K. Polk.
herring1967.bsky.social
I had Kevin Spacey, Heartburn ready in case they asked for his movies, but guess they won’t ask that any more (Lew Zealand is my muppet, can’t beat Polk for US president.
dantecoyote.bsky.social
Inspired by @herring1967.bsky.social's Pointless Muppet.

What are your, no context, Pointless answers to possible questions?

One of mine:
James K. Polk.
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herring1967.bsky.social
RHLSTP Book Club with Emma Doran now up in podland shows.acast.com/rhlstp/episo...
Buy her book here uk.bookshop.org/p/books/mad-...
Tour dates here www.emmadorancomedy.com
More London RHLSTP dates on sale this morning richardherring.com/rhlstp