Shenanigans99
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I'm mostly here to be bummed out by the news.
I don't check my messages.
I don't check my messages.
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Walz: "We've got children that a core memory for them will be their classmate being taken away. That will stick with them the rest of their lives. My hope is what sticks with them is human decency wins out, rule of law matters ... "
February 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Walz: "We've got children that a core memory for them will be their classmate being taken away. That will stick with them the rest of their lives. My hope is what sticks with them is human decency wins out, rule of law matters ... "
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RON JOHNSON: Did you ever encourage people to go out there and exercise their First Amendment rights?
KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 PM
RON JOHNSON: Did you ever encourage people to go out there and exercise their First Amendment rights?
KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment
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Go for it. I don't even care any more.
August 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
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Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped
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Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
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This is excruciating.
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
This is excruciating.
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I went to lunch and while I was gone one of my employees got stung in the forehead by a bee and another rolled her ankle trying to help her.
How did this place not burn to the ground when I was gone for two months taking care of my dad?
How did this place not burn to the ground when I was gone for two months taking care of my dad?
February 9, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I went to lunch and while I was gone one of my employees got stung in the forehead by a bee and another rolled her ankle trying to help her.
How did this place not burn to the ground when I was gone for two months taking care of my dad?
How did this place not burn to the ground when I was gone for two months taking care of my dad?
One of the worst ads
Oh yay, Dunkin', thanks for the nightmare fuel
February 9, 2026 at 4:33 PM
One of the worst ads
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Welcome to the Winter Olympics don't ask about how many people died or were injured in the making of this sport please and thank you.
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Welcome to the Winter Olympics don't ask about how many people died or were injured in the making of this sport please and thank you.
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Hope to see everyone at the “Yes Kings” rally.
I can't think of anything I'd want to do less with my time than attending a protest against taxing billionaires. This is an insane amount of bootlicking energy.
An AI startup founder says he's planning a 'March for Billionaires' in protest of California's wealth tax | TechCrunch
The organizer of the event swears it's not a joke.
techcrunch.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Hope to see everyone at the “Yes Kings” rally.
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Find a No Kings event near you.
March 28. Join a protest.
Don't have a sign, or a costume? Don't worry. Just come out and make your presence known.
Our voices MATTER. #NoKings
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
March 28. Join a protest.
Don't have a sign, or a costume? Don't worry. Just come out and make your presence known.
Our voices MATTER. #NoKings
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
February 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Find a No Kings event near you.
March 28. Join a protest.
Don't have a sign, or a costume? Don't worry. Just come out and make your presence known.
Our voices MATTER. #NoKings
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
March 28. Join a protest.
Don't have a sign, or a costume? Don't worry. Just come out and make your presence known.
Our voices MATTER. #NoKings
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
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Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
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When did we call it "fair"?
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
When did we call it "fair"?
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THE PEOPLE'S PRIZE
The bravery, resilience and sacrifice of many in our city to protect and support vulnerable communities show the world Minneapolis’ values. We’re honored the city was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize – and it’s because of your courageous solidarity to promote democracy, human rights and peace.
February 6, 2026 at 11:45 PM
THE PEOPLE'S PRIZE
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welp, this destroyed me first thing upon waking up
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
welp, this destroyed me first thing upon waking up
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Society: Be polite. Work hard, and you might be rewarded.
Some jackass: What if I’m a dickwad?
Society: Well obviously that gets you everything
Some jackass: What if I’m a dickwad?
Society: Well obviously that gets you everything
February 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Society: Be polite. Work hard, and you might be rewarded.
Some jackass: What if I’m a dickwad?
Society: Well obviously that gets you everything
Some jackass: What if I’m a dickwad?
Society: Well obviously that gets you everything
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It’s actually really easy to not be in the Epstein files, some of us do it every day
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
It’s actually really easy to not be in the Epstein files, some of us do it every day
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New Quinnipiac poll:
63% of voters disapprove of ICE
60% want ICE out of Minneapolis
58% want Kristi Noem removed from office
63% of voters disapprove of ICE
60% want ICE out of Minneapolis
58% want Kristi Noem removed from office
February 5, 2026 at 3:10 PM
New Quinnipiac poll:
63% of voters disapprove of ICE
60% want ICE out of Minneapolis
58% want Kristi Noem removed from office
63% of voters disapprove of ICE
60% want ICE out of Minneapolis
58% want Kristi Noem removed from office
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San Bernardino man, shot at by immigration agents, testifies before Congress trib.al/LFlRNxH
San Bernardino man, shot at by immigration agents, testifies before Congress
Martin Rascon was one of three San Bernardino men whose pickup truck was shot at by federal immigration agents on Aug. 16.
trib.al
February 5, 2026 at 5:07 AM
San Bernardino man, shot at by immigration agents, testifies before Congress trib.al/LFlRNxH
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STOP talking shit about 2028 Democratic presidential primary candidates:
Walz is PERSONABLE
Shapiro is RHETORICALLY GIFTED
AOC is CHARISMATIC
Pritzker is SUCCESSFUL
Newsom
Buttigieg has EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE
Walz is PERSONABLE
Shapiro is RHETORICALLY GIFTED
AOC is CHARISMATIC
Pritzker is SUCCESSFUL
Newsom
Buttigieg has EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE
February 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
I have been away from work for almost 2 months to care for my father during his last days and get through the memorial.
This is my first day back in office. I am too out of practice to be back at work thinking all day *and* deal with booking travel through the University travel system.
This is my first day back in office. I am too out of practice to be back at work thinking all day *and* deal with booking travel through the University travel system.
February 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I have been away from work for almost 2 months to care for my father during his last days and get through the memorial.
This is my first day back in office. I am too out of practice to be back at work thinking all day *and* deal with booking travel through the University travel system.
This is my first day back in office. I am too out of practice to be back at work thinking all day *and* deal with booking travel through the University travel system.