evil skeleton
@shayrazor.bsky.social
nap taker, baker, miniature painter ⚔️ eat some bread about it, you'll feel better
Check my miniatures feed for the good stuff!
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Check my miniatures feed for the good stuff!
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evil skeleton
@shayrazor.bsky.social
· Aug 5
Here is my entry that earned silver in the GenCon painting competition! I'm so happy with how she turned out. #miniaturepainting
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
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hey there's some real fucked up shit coming out in the epstein stuff today so you might want to shore up your mutes. infanticide is a theme, you might just want to throw a bunch of keywords about babies into your filters if that's bad for you to read about, which would be completely understandable
December 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
hey there's some real fucked up shit coming out in the epstein stuff today so you might want to shore up your mutes. infanticide is a theme, you might just want to throw a bunch of keywords about babies into your filters if that's bad for you to read about, which would be completely understandable
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why are you arguing on blue sky when you could be soaring through the blue skies of pandora on your majestic ikron? no really bro payakan needs you. mount up
December 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
why are you arguing on blue sky when you could be soaring through the blue skies of pandora on your majestic ikron? no really bro payakan needs you. mount up
Mad at myself because I was excited to make a specific peanut butter cookie recipe, but now I can't find it and don't remember what was special about it!!
December 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Mad at myself because I was excited to make a specific peanut butter cookie recipe, but now I can't find it and don't remember what was special about it!!
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men describing pregnancy: it's not a big deal, your body was naturally designed for it
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
December 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
men describing pregnancy: it's not a big deal, your body was naturally designed for it
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
women describing pregnancy: yeah 7 of my toenails fell off, my liver and spleen switched places, my lung fell out of my butthole, and I began seeing an entity known only as "the shadow lady"
Forced to work from the couch today because the dog is cold.
December 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Forced to work from the couch today because the dog is cold.
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
he doesn't even talk about his own sons this way lmao
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
he doesn't even talk about his own sons this way lmao
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it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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cattle ranching is a game where you inherit vast sums of wealth, release a bunch of beasts onto public land to do irreparably damage, water them with stolen rivers, sit on your ass all year long, collect a check for murdering charismatic megafauna, and mob a hospital with the bundy gang
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
cattle ranching is a game where you inherit vast sums of wealth, release a bunch of beasts onto public land to do irreparably damage, water them with stolen rivers, sit on your ass all year long, collect a check for murdering charismatic megafauna, and mob a hospital with the bundy gang
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My take on the World Series? I support Shohei Ohtani’s role as global ambassador for Oi Ocha. I’m a regular Ito En drinker and I agree with Ohtani’s take: “So much is happening these days. It makes sense to take a break for green tea.”
October 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My take on the World Series? I support Shohei Ohtani’s role as global ambassador for Oi Ocha. I’m a regular Ito En drinker and I agree with Ohtani’s take: “So much is happening these days. It makes sense to take a break for green tea.”
Hm someone in my neighborhood is setting off bottle rockets at 10:30 ay em on a Thursday. Why.
October 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hm someone in my neighborhood is setting off bottle rockets at 10:30 ay em on a Thursday. Why.
Having some fun clearing out my pile of spooky models. I keep changing my mind on how I should paint zombie skin.
October 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Having some fun clearing out my pile of spooky models. I keep changing my mind on how I should paint zombie skin.
should have gotten an SAP (sick ass panther)
October 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
should have gotten an SAP (sick ass panther)
The weather has finally turned! After 3 false starts I think fall has finally hit my area.
October 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The weather has finally turned! After 3 false starts I think fall has finally hit my area.
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Thursday afternoon nap club
October 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Thursday afternoon nap club
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Oxo good grips broadsword
October 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Oxo good grips broadsword
Painted up the final boss monster for our current d&d campaign. Fucker is 9.5 inches tall and just as sharp as he looks lol. #miniatures
October 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Painted up the final boss monster for our current d&d campaign. Fucker is 9.5 inches tall and just as sharp as he looks lol. #miniatures
Every time I buy a new cook book I have to page through the entire thing saying "oh that looks so good I have to make that." Like, I'm not GOING to make most of it, but the ritual is important.
September 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Every time I buy a new cook book I have to page through the entire thing saying "oh that looks so good I have to make that." Like, I'm not GOING to make most of it, but the ritual is important.
September 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM