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he/him or they/them, born in 93, queer furry anarchist mess, cops can eat my entire ass
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852dude.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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jimmytwohands.bsky.social
THEY DID THE MEME
THEY DID THE FUCKIN MEME
Wapo or something screencap, picture of dipshits in maga caps and I think one of them is that Nick Fuentes jagoff LETTERS TO THE EDITOR As a conservative, I'm beginning to wonder: Are we the bad guys? (Nicole Hester/AP)
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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woob.zone
HEED THE OMEN OF THE ROWLING CUBE.
That one fuckass Hogwarts Legacy ctrl+alt+del comic except it's all fucked up and edited like: A boy makes a cautious approach, and a man lopes and gallops to grasp the pedestal'd game they so covet, "Hogwarts Legacy" Boy: "harry game" Man: "HARRY GAME. OOOOOOO !" BUT THEN they stop as the man realizes "fuck... That's Trap ." The boy pathetically sputters "it's harry game about wizard harry...." But no, the man says.... We pull back the camera: above the pedestal, attached to the game by an illogical rope doohickey, is a massive truncated pyramid, with the face of J K Rowling visibly plastered of each of its steep and menacing surfaces. Surely it bears enough weight to destroy them both. The man identifies the threat, "Rowling Cube"
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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kaseygifford.bsky.social
I have...I have no words. All I can do is hand Andy Serkis his well deserved "worst adaptation of an important literary classic in the history of film" trophy and find a nice corner to cry in.

youtu.be/g8wLmj9SiKM?...
Animal Farm | Andy Serkis | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 1 | Angel
YouTube video by Angel
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December 13, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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luckybun.bsky.social
Skate Story is a good time
A screenshot from Skate Story. A lesser fuss named Coney looms over a demon of glass and pain and beseeches him to "Wake up, buddy! It's time to eat shit!"
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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robinince.bsky.social
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
This is the saddest day of my professional life. Today is not only the final recording of the latest series of The Infinite Monkey Cage, it is my last ever Monkey Cage. I never thought that I would have to leave the show. I always imagined going on until | dropped dead under the studio lights due to a brain aneurysm caused by my final attempt to understand notions of quantum gravity or the shock of being told about fly maggot infestations in the sacks of macaque monkeys. I resigned in September, after sixteen years of dedication to the show, A show that I named and helped develop over all those years. Unfortunately, my opinions outside the BBC have been considered problematic for sometime, whether it has been voicing support for the trans community, criticism of Donald Trump, numerous other outlandish opinions, including once gently criticising Stephen Fry. These things were considered to conflict with being a freelance BBC science presenter In a recent meeting where BBC Studio executives again voiced problems with me, I realised my choices. Obedience and being quieter to remain making Monkey Cage, or 'Resign and have the freedom to speak out against what I believe are injustices'. • I chose the latter. It broke my heart. I love this show and I love the audience, and it is because of the audience in particular, that this decision was so difficult to make. I kept thinking about all the extremist voices promoting hate and division. They are being given so many platforms, while voices that represent kindness, open mindedness, empathy seem to be scarcer and scarcer. I felt I couldn't pamper myself with the luxury of silence. One of my many privileges is that I am able to resign and I can speak out even if it is to the detriment of my career. I have thought a lot about my heroes, Sinead O Connor, James Baldwin, Audre Lorde, and so many more. I think of Sinead's words, "the job of an artist is to be themselves at any cost". James Baldwin said prejudice was really just a word for cowardice. Audre Lorde, viewing her life, wrote that her only regrets were her silences. I think of my father as I resign, he brought me up to believe in fairness , justice and kindness. Though my heart is broken, it is also full of fire. I apologise to our incredible listeners for my departure, your love of the show means a great deal. I am so sorry to let you down. I hope that you can understand my reasoning. I have to accept that I am not what the current BBC expects of their freelance presenters. Despite this I should add that I have always worked far more than my contracted hours to try and ensure the show was always the best it could be, as well as making myself accessible and responsive to the audience wherever and whenever I met them. Every night, we have recorded, I have been filled with determination to make the best show possible. This was not "just a job" I hope that with my departure I can be a better ally to the LGBTQ community, to the neurodivergent community, to activists fighting against those who aim to brutalise society, to those currently in prison on hunger strike, and to all those who fight for a more inclusive world. From many conversations, I know there are many Monkey Cage listeners who support these communities and activists too. The strawberry is dead. Long live the strawberry. B
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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yazagames.com
We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔

But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️

If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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oku.mow.haus
I got them here you go people
December 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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oku.mow.haus
LARIAN ANNOUNCING THE NEXT DIVINITY WITH PUBLIC LIZARD SEX THEY UNDERSTAND THE MISSION
December 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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monstergrotto.bsky.social
It can be easy to forget that the Host's "default" form isn't their only one, and their full-sized dragon form can come out at any time...

...usually to make a very important point. 💦💦💦
December 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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tsundernova.bsky.social
Domestic dispute in public
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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ohshitcircuit.bsky.social
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
A series of posts reading, from oldest at the bottom to newest at the top: alright well it's been 18 hours since the post with my name and address has been up and reported and it's still not down, so I'll probably just see if i can get this account permanently suspended for funsies now. Bluesky Head of Trust and Safety found attempting to fornicate with computer in San Francisco HQ In meeting with investors, Bluesky CEO Jay Graber announces $SKY, a cryptocurrency project utilizing users' posts
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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jenlucpiquant.bsky.social
This Worm Was Chilling in a Lab for Years. Turns Out It’s a Record-Breaker gizmodo.com/this-worm-wa...
This Worm Was Chilling in a Lab for Years. Turns Out It's a Record-Breaker
His name is B, and he lives in Virginia.
gizmodo.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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motsaenggin.bsky.social
Festivities with Frey and Anna.
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A puppygirl holds the leash of another puppygirl who is kneeling before her. The leash-holding puppygirl presides over an old-school CRT monitor and says "on the internet, everybody knows you're a dog."
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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pitchforkeconomics.bsky.social
Instacart got caught running real-time price experiments on shoppers — same groceries, different prices.

Workers know this game well: Instacart’s algorithm does the same thing to their pay.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/b...
Same Product, Same Store, but on Instacart, Prices Might Differ
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
watched this lady try and round up Twitter posses to go after anyone without lots of followers who didnt unequivocally agree with her and call her hero for literally years, the posters madness was always there, the ability to disguise it has been fading
December 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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nora.zone
sarah kendzior is like 15% more credible than the alt national park service lol
July 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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nora.zone
*banging drum* she sucks she sucks
asherelbein.bsky.social Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 3d
Never before have I so profoundly understood the saying "get down off that cross, we need the wood"
Sarah Kendzior post: "I am shadow-banned and was previously banned-banned for quoting Johnny Cash lyrics. Now I've quoted a dark TS Eliot poem and fear my Bluesky account may implode. If you like this article, please share it! Thank you"
December 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
dude I had no clue pornhub was banned in this many states
downwithdan.bsky.social Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 4d
yo vermont, everything ok?
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December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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jackalpants.bsky.social
The only thing more galling than getting targeted by a transphobic government is that it knows it's bad to be called transphobic.

"No we're not!" Says the worst government for queer rights in 30 years as it kicks your tranny ass out of the toilets. "We'll always treat you with dignity and respect!"
May 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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jessothomson.co.uk
The only reason not to worry about our human rights being taken away is if you're not human.
jessothomson.co.uk Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 4d
That's right! We should destroy human rights so that Keir Starmer can win* the next general election!

*Make it even more likely he'll lose by mainstreaming the far right politics he pretends to oppose
Starmer urges Europe’s leaders to curb ECHR to halt rise of far right
Exclusive: PM calls for members of European convention on human rights to allow tougher action to protect borders
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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nora.zone
this is so reductive lol
sketchesbyboze.bsky.social Boze the Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 5d
“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.
December 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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idiotwitchamelia.bsky.social
did it in four words hemmingway
microphone, pop filter, and interface Never Used Podcast Equipment
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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sarahseeandersen.bsky.social
The image depicts a comic. Panel one shows the main character lying in bed with a heating pad. Panel two shows the same image, but now a cat has appeared on the heating pad. Panel three shows the same image, but a second cat has appeared alongside the first on the heating pad. Panel four shows the same image with two cats on the heating pad, one dropping from the ceiling, and one entering through the window.
December 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM