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@senatorgiggity.bsky.social
Deeply Serious Person. USF stuff. Likely Muppet.
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i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Me thinking about it like:
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Sprouts playing The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia
November 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Byrum Brown is going to win a Heisman at Auburn
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Ok but Fuck Auburn
Dominoes finally starting to fall now that the regular season is done: Memphis coach Ryan Silverfield to Arkansas & USF coach Alex Golesh to Auburn.
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This dude could not be more of a caricature
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I’m sorry what
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Well if shit wasn't so fucking fucked I wouldn't have to
@senatorgiggity.bsky.social has swears! They've used 2,429 profanities in their last 10,632 posts.

🥇 "fucking" (471 times)
🥈 "fuck" (424 times)
🥉 "shit" (359 times)
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Bryum Brown is one of the best athletes I've ever seen
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The most un-Jordan anyone has ever looked
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
NO SHIT ASSHOLES
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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If Shane Gillis never was on my TV again, I'd be cool with that
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Moreover, capitalism must be destroyed.
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Wait WHAT happened
Slumber Party Martyrs (flipped), by Robin F. Williams, 2023
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Auburn hire a not objectionable head coach challenge (impossible)
Per CBS Sports’ Matt Zenitz and John Talty, former Maryland head coach D.J. Durkin is a strong candidate to land the Auburn head coaching job. He’s currently the interim. The latest 👇

www.cbssports.com/college-foot...
Lane Kiffin enters decision day, Florida targeting Jon Sumrall as carousel whirls
The Lane Kiffin Watch enters its presumptive final days, with the dominoes set to fall after.
www.cbssports.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Uh oh, didn't expect the confusing color schemes
Precision timing for the edible to hit right at kickoff
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Making one last plea for sex before bed
3 Day Hog Adventure
November 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Ok bring that back right damn now what the fuck
Ben & Jerry's Roasted & Toasted (2015-2016): This Wal-Mart exclusive consisted of *dark* chocolate ice cream loaded with fudge chunks, fudge-covered roasted almonds, and a toasted marshmallow swirl.
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Precision timing for the edible to hit right at kickoff
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
HAIL GOO
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Walking into HomeGoods
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A Florida/Global Warming edition vehicle that has an automatic sunshade, air-conditioned seats and is bulletproof

Also hybrid
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM