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Sean Thomason
@seanthomason.bsky.social
RiffTrax Writer / Producer
Los Angeles
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Trying to imagine what it'd take for me to yell at a server. Like if I ordered an omelette and they brought me a bowl of rats? But I'd probably still just be like "I'm sorry, you seem to have brought me someone else's bowl of rats."
Dazed and Confused
What movie are you most thankful for? (not necessarily your favorite!)
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Saying “Wake Up Dead Man” to the tune of “Where’s Your Head At” by Basement Jaxx.
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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If you're feeling bad about spending Thanksgiving alone, don't. One Thanksgiving I went to see Lincoln alone, and 30 minutes in a woman stood up, yelled "I'M BORED!" and left. It was the best thing that ever happened to me.
November 28, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Reposting all my old Thanksgiving stuff because this holiday is all about leftovers.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Amazed so many families fight about politics at Thanksgiving instead of festering resentments from a comment someone made but doesn’t remember during a vacation 15 years ago.
November 28, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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Time for the yearly Thanksgiving Eve viewing of Fun in Balloonland. Thanks @rifftrax.com for the opening psychotic break of the holiday season
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Trying to get work done the day before Thanksgiving.
November 22, 2023 at 6:21 PM
Oh, I need a compelling take on pie? Okay. This might take a minute.
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It’s been fun putting these specials together, kind of a new thing for us. Where else will you find Clubber Lang, Nick Nolte, Dennis Hopper, Paulie’s robot, Sandra Bullock and Tweety Bird in the same place? Nowhere, that’s where!
Lace up your cleats, boots, and pickleball shoes - it's time to watch Mike, Kevin, and Bill riff your favorite sports movies. The Riffer's Cup is here! rifftrax.com/the-riffers-...
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Does anybody know what I want for Christmas
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
When I grew up "device hoarding" was having the same TV for 20 years, then when it broke putting a new TV on top of that TV for the next 20 years.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Who doesn't love a good guy toss now and then? rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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It’s hard to say what makes something spiritually a “Thanksgiving movie” but Hundreds of Beavers is definitely a Thanksgiving movie.
November 30, 2024 at 4:16 AM
When I see someone post about the horrors of colonoscopy prep.
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Now unlocked and free at our Patreon or wherever you get your favorite podcasts! Join us and @seanthomason.bsky.social for a look into a dismaying world of balloons and depressing parades!
Now up for patrons: @seanthomason.bsky.social joins us for an example of true outsider cinema, FUN IN BALLOON LAND! Jen also introduces her name for a cursed subgenre: Mahoncore. Listen at our Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/143748...
261 - Fun in Balloon Land | Have You Seen This?
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November 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Wild to think a year ago I was recovering from surgery under the care of Dr. Cowboy. Now he claims I still owe him money and he won’t take my insurance 😑
My advice as your attorney is to adopt a dog immediately.
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Texting Mamdani: “Hey Z, am I getting this fit off? I am, right? Yeah, I know I am. But am I?”
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Mamdani looking down on Trump like you’d watch a dog try to open a locked door with their paws
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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this is how i found out she resigned thanks
So long and farewell to you, Rep. Marjorie The Gathering.
November 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
So long and farewell to you, Rep. Marjorie The Gathering.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trump texting Mamdani late tonight: “Sup king? You see everybody freaking out about us today, lol, so funny right? Anyway I’m just chilling, watching my shows. You? It’s okay if you’re already in bed, you can answer tomorrow. Sleep tight, Mr. Mayor!”
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Oh yeah well I just passed a resolution condemning The House, whaddaya say about that
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Background third-tier Harkonnen from David Lynch's Dune.
How is your whole face one solid cold sore???
November 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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“virginia is for lovers,” whispers a voice from the floor vent
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM