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Samiya Bashir
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|| poemmaker | fieldtheorist | professora | creative partner/coach | hypewoman | librettist | performer | magicwand | humancat ||

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Literary Agent: aragi.net
Bookings: theshipmanagency.com
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Honored by this cover feature @ The Blue Mountain Review (Sept 2025)
We dive into my creative practice, writing as survival, and the role of art in holding space for contradiction, resilience, and possibility.

Full conversation here:
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#poetry #AddtoBlacksky
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Oh.
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Gen Z is gonna LOVE Student Loans only for Houses.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics?

Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Trumps presidency must be in dog years cause it feels like 7 years already 😮‍💨
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I too remember this
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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This month I am HERE for your questions, your queries, celebrations, chatfight disputes, heartsongs, heart sinks, and boondoggles. Send them hence! And I shall prescribe, we’ll see, some poetry. Holla!
& let’s see what happens!

poetryclinic.org/submit/
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This month I am HERE for your questions, your queries, celebrations, chatfight disputes, heartsongs, heart sinks, and boondoggles. Send them hence! And I shall prescribe, we’ll see, some poetry. Holla!
& let’s see what happens!

poetryclinic.org/submit/
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hey #NYC! Come on downtown for a little poem magic today!
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Here’s a fun fact: More than 1000 people have signed up at runforwhat.net to run for office since last night. 😈😈😈
November 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
November 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I just… how can you believe this is even real!?
(remembers what's happening in their *actual* government)
Ohhh.
Wow though. Wow.
November 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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TURN THIS UP
November 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Mamdani walking into City Hall after eating his collard greens and black eyed peas

youtube.com/shorts/tpCi8...
Ready to Walk In 2019 Like... Happy New Year
YouTube video by Soundrise Speaker Stands
youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I just … I am here for every drop of tea, each patch of shade … whew I forgot what good speechwriting sounds like. Imagine … literate politics again. Like: it may not unferk the world, but at least I can dance to the beat a li’l bit.
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
That “CUZ I KNOW YOU’RE WATCHING” WAS JUST
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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COME ON NOW MR MAYOR
addressing trump:

"to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."

--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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“Turn the volume up” is just insane contemporary speech work.
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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"Trump, I have four words for you: 'Turn the volume up!'" #ZohranMamdani
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Plus Sliwa with that HARD 7.1% is also why I love New Yorkers
Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM