Samiya Bashir
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🍉 Neutron Muppet 🍉
|| poemmaker | fieldtheorist | professora | creative partner/coach | hypewoman | librettist | performer | magicwand | humancat ||
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Literary Agent: aragi.net
Bookings: theshipmanagency.com
|| poemmaker | fieldtheorist | professora | creative partner/coach | hypewoman | librettist | performer | magicwand | humancat ||
linktr.ee/scryptkeeper
samiyabashir.com
Literary Agent: aragi.net
Bookings: theshipmanagency.com
Reposted by Samiya Bashir
Gen Z is gonna LOVE Student Loans only for Houses.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Gen Z is gonna LOVE Student Loans only for Houses.
See!!! Exactly. And also so on effing brand — these fools will spend everything they have on failed power but not a freakin’ farthing on successful service.
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
See!!! Exactly. And also so on effing brand — these fools will spend everything they have on failed power but not a freakin’ farthing on successful service.
NOT hammerhead shark 😭😂
a woman in a white shirt is sitting in a pink chair with a vh1 logo on it .
ALT: a woman in a white shirt is sitting in a pink chair with a vh1 logo on it .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
NOT hammerhead shark 😭😂
😂😂😂 I kinda love that for her
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
😂😂😂 I kinda love that for her
This is like the gift that just keeps giving
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This is like the gift that just keeps giving
Reposted by Samiya Bashir
No keep going
a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a christmas tree and looking surprised .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
No keep going