Scry Raccoon
@scry.taxbadger.com
Diaper boy, amateur poet, even-more-amateur musician. Snuggly af. Born in '77.
Husband: @iridescent0ilrat.bsky.social
Owner: @pinkdadger.taxbadger.com
Profile pic by @caramelscomics.bsky.social
Seattle area. 18+
Husband: @iridescent0ilrat.bsky.social
Owner: @pinkdadger.taxbadger.com
Profile pic by @caramelscomics.bsky.social
Seattle area. 18+
Ahhhhh I get in the car and turn on the radio and KEXP 's playing my favorite Black Pumas song youtu.be/CL5i_F2ztMI?...
Black Pumas - Rock and Roll (Official Audio)
YouTube video by BlackPumasVEVO
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ahhhhh I get in the car and turn on the radio and KEXP 's playing my favorite Black Pumas song youtu.be/CL5i_F2ztMI?...
Yeeesh, there's something about seeing a pup jerking off while your own useless junk's been locked up for a while that's uhhhhhh REALLY INTENSE to watch. O.O
Alpha may piss like a race horse but I cum like one too 😈
Who wants this load blasting balls deep inside them?
Who wants this load blasting balls deep inside them?
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Yeeesh, there's something about seeing a pup jerking off while your own useless junk's been locked up for a while that's uhhhhhh REALLY INTENSE to watch. O.O
Reposted by Scry Raccoon
youtu.be/hViAbRitbmw?... 1 minute 17 seconds if the link doesn't start there.
He's speaking about when he was younger, and that he no longer feels that way.
I had the same feelings when I was younger (among others) so I think this is really no great sin.
He's speaking about when he was younger, and that he no longer feels that way.
I had the same feelings when I was younger (among others) so I think this is really no great sin.
Pete Buttigieg To Mike Pence: 'Your Quarrel, Sir, Is With My Creator' | NBC News
YouTube video by NBC News
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 7:59 AM
youtu.be/hViAbRitbmw?... 1 minute 17 seconds if the link doesn't start there.
He's speaking about when he was younger, and that he no longer feels that way.
I had the same feelings when I was younger (among others) so I think this is really no great sin.
He's speaking about when he was younger, and that he no longer feels that way.
I had the same feelings when I was younger (among others) so I think this is really no great sin.
Did Buttigieg really say he would, present day, take a pill that would make him straight? Someone blocked me for saying "hey, that's not what he said!" and now I'm second guessing myself, seeking to definitively confirm or deny, but I can't seem to find the actual clip of the relevant statement.
December 13, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Did Buttigieg really say he would, present day, take a pill that would make him straight? Someone blocked me for saying "hey, that's not what he said!" and now I'm second guessing myself, seeking to definitively confirm or deny, but I can't seem to find the actual clip of the relevant statement.
I've mentioned before that I've been trying to find an ADHD medication that clicks with me. Right now I am on 10mg of Ritalin and behaving abnormally, relative to my own standard of normalcy. I am not in crisis, to be clear. I am just in an abnormal state, and not loving it.
December 13, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I've mentioned before that I've been trying to find an ADHD medication that clicks with me. Right now I am on 10mg of Ritalin and behaving abnormally, relative to my own standard of normalcy. I am not in crisis, to be clear. I am just in an abnormal state, and not loving it.
Who wants to drop acid and go see the Kidz Bop Live concert movie?
December 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Who wants to drop acid and go see the Kidz Bop Live concert movie?
What is your all time favorite Christmas movie?
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
What is your all time favorite Christmas movie?
Kigu & chill is a bit early for me, but planning on being there for the music. I'm... "going stag", if you know what I mean....
Celebrate one year of community and craft beer at WHISKER WONDERLAND, Dec 14th, 9am-7pm! Enjoy cozy vibes, complimentary tastings, live music, photo booths, and more! 🎉
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Kigu & chill is a bit early for me, but planning on being there for the music. I'm... "going stag", if you know what I mean....
Still going through my old pictures, and found this. Do you... do you think they Know?
December 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Still going through my old pictures, and found this. Do you... do you think they Know?
Guys this is really important. I just threw in a little bit and if you can you should too. It doesn't have to be much.
We cannot cede ground to these puritanical nitwits who want to police art. The results of a case like this can affect all of us and we need Lexxy to succeed, not only because she doesn't deserve to be prosecuted, but because all of our work needs to be protected.
Donate to Support Ahra's Legal Defense Fund, organized by Victoria Willis
Our friend and loved one, who you may know as Ahra, ElAhrairah, Lexxy, or Bunny, is … Victoria Willis needs your support for Support Ahra's Legal Defense Fund
www.gofundme.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Guys this is really important. I just threw in a little bit and if you can you should too. It doesn't have to be much.
I want to shoot a series of erotic pictures in a field like this and tag them "barley (legal)".
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I want to shoot a series of erotic pictures in a field like this and tag them "barley (legal)".
Here's one of @iridescent0ilrat.bsky.social bein' all adorable in... gosh... 2016.
December 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Here's one of @iridescent0ilrat.bsky.social bein' all adorable in... gosh... 2016.
Going through my archive and found this, from 2017. Ironman was the best character they ever had on GoodNites, because, as I am sure you recall, he pissed the suit. I guess Antman would be good too, now.
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Going through my archive and found this, from 2017. Ironman was the best character they ever had on GoodNites, because, as I am sure you recall, he pissed the suit. I guess Antman would be good too, now.
I've got this other joke about Prometheus but I'm not sure how to deliver it.
I've got a joke about Echo but you've heard it before.
I have a joke about Prometheus, but I stole it
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I've got this other joke about Prometheus but I'm not sure how to deliver it.
Reposted by Scry Raccoon
Apparently I am doing a final solo synthwave show this year - December 23rd at 9pm (show starts at 7pm) at the Orient Express in Seattle SoDo area. $10 at door, I am told. Time to go queer up the normie music scene.
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Apparently I am doing a final solo synthwave show this year - December 23rd at 9pm (show starts at 7pm) at the Orient Express in Seattle SoDo area. $10 at door, I am told. Time to go queer up the normie music scene.
There. Now I can rest.
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
There. Now I can rest.
Reposted by Scry Raccoon
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
Poem for Thanksgiving
I suggested we should beef
as an exercise in mutual cross-promotion.
You agreed privately, but whenever I'd talk trash,
you'd whimper and hide between your Father's leg,
clutching a plastic rosary like a blanky.
I suggested we should beef
as an exercise in mutual cross-promotion.
You agreed privately, but whenever I'd talk trash,
you'd whimper and hide between your Father's leg,
clutching a plastic rosary like a blanky.
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Poem for Thanksgiving
I suggested we should beef
as an exercise in mutual cross-promotion.
You agreed privately, but whenever I'd talk trash,
you'd whimper and hide between your Father's leg,
clutching a plastic rosary like a blanky.
I suggested we should beef
as an exercise in mutual cross-promotion.
You agreed privately, but whenever I'd talk trash,
you'd whimper and hide between your Father's leg,
clutching a plastic rosary like a blanky.
Day 18 of 22. Had a wet dream last night-- Laguna was fine with that kind of thing, but new keyholder says that counts as an orgasm without permission. No punishment -- this time-- but he wants me to learn to milk my prostate to prevent that in the future. >.<
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Day 18 of 22. Had a wet dream last night-- Laguna was fine with that kind of thing, but new keyholder says that counts as an orgasm without permission. No punishment -- this time-- but he wants me to learn to milk my prostate to prevent that in the future. >.<
Aside from just the great pleasure of Sketch's company, it turns out I also really like Bellingham. Could totally see moving up there some day.
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Aside from just the great pleasure of Sketch's company, it turns out I also really like Bellingham. Could totally see moving up there some day.
On my home from a fantastic weekend hanging out with @sketchpadded.bsky.social in Bellingham. All the ❤️s
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
On my home from a fantastic weekend hanging out with @sketchpadded.bsky.social in Bellingham. All the ❤️s
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Seattle folks! @zanroo.bsky.social and I are excited to announce SLUMBERYARD, a pajama party at Lumberyard. Thu Dec 11, 7-10pm.
Three amazing DJs. Gear, diapers, more than welcome. Come get your weekend going!
Part of @fetchnw.com Frostbite weekend. Coat check by the fabulous @seapah.bsky.social.
Three amazing DJs. Gear, diapers, more than welcome. Come get your weekend going!
Part of @fetchnw.com Frostbite weekend. Coat check by the fabulous @seapah.bsky.social.
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Seattle folks! @zanroo.bsky.social and I are excited to announce SLUMBERYARD, a pajama party at Lumberyard. Thu Dec 11, 7-10pm.
Three amazing DJs. Gear, diapers, more than welcome. Come get your weekend going!
Part of @fetchnw.com Frostbite weekend. Coat check by the fabulous @seapah.bsky.social.
Three amazing DJs. Gear, diapers, more than welcome. Come get your weekend going!
Part of @fetchnw.com Frostbite weekend. Coat check by the fabulous @seapah.bsky.social.
On the bus to Bellingham to visit a friend. Trying to read. Can't stop daydreaming about... uhhhhhh... squirmy raccoon things... 7 more days....
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
On the bus to Bellingham to visit a friend. Trying to read. Can't stop daydreaming about... uhhhhhh... squirmy raccoon things... 7 more days....
There's this song by The Police, "Message in a Bottle". It's pretty widely known, but in case you aren't familiar with it: youtu.be/MbXWrmQW-OE?...
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
There's this song by The Police, "Message in a Bottle". It's pretty widely known, but in case you aren't familiar with it: youtu.be/MbXWrmQW-OE?...
Damn, @brotherrat.bsky.social , they got you pegged
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Damn, @brotherrat.bsky.social , they got you pegged