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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 20h

I swear I’ll get into the hypno-truck stop pocket dimension one day!

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a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it .

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is running down a sidewalk with the words let me in written on it .

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 20h

Cash, Grass or Ass he can have all three just make me give it up with swirly eyes

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 20h

Aimlessly hitchhiking with truckers until I find one with hypno-musk

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Rocko "Someone set this thing to Evil" Otts @rocko.bsky.social · 20h

He's daring you to lick 'em clean

Bubsy's big paws on displya, with a layer of dirty grime on his soles

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Rocko "Someone set this thing to Evil" Otts @rocko.bsky.social · 20h

The Bubster himself, with his big-ass paws ;3

#furryart #furry #fanart #bubsy #paws #footsky

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 21h

What if Pete Goof Troop caught you off guard and said “You’re under *my* thumb” and your eyes glazed over because it was a trigger and he’s your dad now and you need to get him a beer and massage his feet.

What if that.

🎳🍻👣👎🌀

a cartoon character is standing in front of a wooden fence and looking at the camera .

Alt: a cartoon character is standing in front of a wooden fence and looking at the camera .

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 1d

It came out so good I’m so stuffed *hurk*

Chef Gnawbones @chefgnawbones.bsky.social · 1d

Ok THAT’S IT! *asadas your carne*

Taco spread with carne asada, tortillas in a warmer, salsa, cheese, onions, cilantro and lime

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 1d

Dennis Quaid is diabolical that movie rules

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 1d

Just heard about Slaters 50/50 and I might have to make a pilgrimage, that burger sounds insane

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 1d

I’m making carne asada, husband is making beans and salsa, gonna be so stuffed in a while 😋🤤

🥩🧅🌿🍊🌶️🍅🧄🫘🫓🔥

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 1d

It’s cloudy and grey and about to rain a whole lot and there’s finally no hot weather in the forecast autumn actually here at last

🍂⛈️🎃💀

a cartoon of a chicken laying on a towel with a bottle of looney tunes on the ground

Alt: Foghorn Leghorn Sunbathing

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · Jul 27

Can I just say something

Monkey Fist pouring tea with his hand-feet

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · Jul 29

Every musk/pheromone story premise is like “sorry bro, the AC’s busted so is the shower also the only seating is this sweat-stained loveseat but hey at least we have weed and a marathon of the spiral channel on TV, come sit with me in just our socks and underwear bro” and I’m here for it

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 26d

Once again beating this drum 🥁 but men with bald spots 🤤 so ultra masculine, yet so kissable 😍

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 22d

Me to the Dragon Boss:
“I surrender my will to your scent, O Lord! Mark me as yours, may I spend my days between your toes and my nights wrapped in your foreskin and/or balls!”

The jealous hater bitch kobold translator:
“The Anjin wishes to respectfully convey his admiration.”

🐲🦶😤😵‍💫🌀

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 3d

Wrestlr 😭 he’s been around forever like decades

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 3d

Always disappointing to see ai used on GSS, but when an established author who has been around forever does it… man, this one cuts. Such a shame.

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 6d

In LA area the local shibboleth is “Ventura”

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 8d

Drop something WITCHY 🔮 🖤 🧹

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🦇🎃 HutchBear 👻🐻‍❄️ @hutchbear.bsky.social · 8d

90s dad hypnosis TF, where you put on a magical fanny pack and suddenly you're wearing a visor, got a frisbee in your backpocket, and you're wearing blue jeans with every shirt you have with the waist tucked in high

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 8d

Maybe our real dad is the smelly weirdo we met along the way

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 17d

Old Smelly Hippie in a Smoky Van Who You Just Met: “I love the smell of incest.” 😏

You: “Don’t you mean incense?” 😤

Your New Dad: “No Son, I do not.” 👀

You: 😵‍💫🥵🧖‍♂️

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 8d

I thought it’s because they want to equate our mere existence with acts of sexual violence

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Dr. Gnawbones @drgnawbones.bsky.social · 9d

Whoopsie hope you haven’t been on site at HQ long enough for the audio subliminals they play throughout the building to take hold yet, if you have you could be in trouble if that puppet CEO starts intoning their phrases all weird…

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The Murrcat @hypnohepcat.bsky.social · 10d

Murrcaturday commission for @kosh.dad

Corn Sweat

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AnotherMeekOne @anothermeekone.bsky.social · 10d

Hello everyone. Apologies for shaking the can, so to speak, but I'm gonna post up my Ko-Fi

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In September I had four different intensive dental surgeries (like one per week), and as a result, I got fuckall work done because I was recovering. Trying to recoup my finances rn

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