It makes it hotter when he zonks me if he was otherwise a “never in a million years” type.

His territorial scent marks extend far out in a wide perimeter. Subtle enough for you to miss on the way in, but now the scent is burned into fresh neural pathways in your brain. Should you ever manage to wander off or escape, just passing by one of his markers is enough to trigger your return.

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my reaction to this information

Love when Boss Dad turns me into one of his unthinking donkey sons, time to get to work! No thinkin’ get to stinkin’!!!

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lol no he has an office job. Just unique and quirky

🫠 ok he’s not alone in this

Idk man he wears the low cut Converse and generally baggy pants or shorts. Mechanically it’s not an issue for him but like… that’s nuts still right?

My husband gets dressed starting with socks and shoes and only after shoes does he put on underwear and pants. He insists that some people just do it that way and I just need acknowledgment of how flippin’ crazy that is