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Scary Raccoon

Scary Raccoon

@scry.taxbadger.com

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Diaper boy, amateur poet, even-more-amateur musician. Snuggly af. Born in '77. Husband: @iridescent0ilrat.bsky.social Owner: @pinkdadger.taxbadger.com Profile pic by @caramelscomics.bsky.social Seattle area. 18+

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Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 36m

"hey check out my sound cloud" *farts in your face*

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 11h

UGH DAMN IT. I was thinking about labeling it when I posted that image earlier today, but totally forgot about that part after writing the alt text... :(

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 16h

Oh man I miss the ol' six-tape Attends....

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 19h

It can be hard for me to access little space, but the other night @headpatspls.bsky.social done got me aaaaaall the way cubbed out.

Lying on my back drinking a bottle wearing otter onesie and green rope harness, and snuggling Jeffrey (tiger) and Oliver (donkey).

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 23h

I'm a cashier and my job never involves stocking, unloading, not inventory, and I am comfortable with what I'm paid. (Union store, though)

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

I did at Bellfurs, one-on-one with Cal. Dosage may be a relevant factor too. I am feeling pretty good and locked in on the small dose of Ritalin right now. I think it's having the desired effects. Big question'll be whether it messes up my sleep tonight.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

It was just, you know, a very unfun time. Brain go brrrrrr.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

Oh you mean recreationally, haha. Yeaaaah, but that's different, and i regretted it.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

Dexrdrine, about 30 years ago.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

:I

I wanna talk to my lawyer.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

After trying a bunch of non-stimulant ADHD meds and hating all of them, I finally bit the bullet and got a prescription for Ritalin. Took it for the firs time a little over 3 hours ago, and I feel... weird. Unsure, yet, if good weird or bad weird. My ears are kind of low key burning a little.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

Okay but so like but but but what is a small leak then?

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 1d

I think of a small leak as, like, my onesie got wet. A BIG leak is a total containment failure, pants and/or furniture got wet.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

I've had an atypical influx of new followers over the last 24 hours or so. Can anyone tell me where y'all are coming from?

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

Eno peeked in '73 youtu.be/vmlC-9dDMk4?...

Brian Eno - Dead Finks Don't Talk [HQ]

YouTube video by CitizenGatsby

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 2d

Thiiiiinking about it. Maybe a little too on the nose.

Green sweatshirt with a picture of a teddy bear and the text "redmond toddler group"

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Diaperious @diaperious.bsky.social · 3d

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 4d

I had no interest in Steinbeck because I hated reading him in school, but one of my husband's favorite books is East of Eden, so I kinda reluctantly gave it a try-- and it absolutely blew me away.

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Fiddleback the consent horse @fiddleback.bsky.social · 4d

Its not until tomorrow but seeing "BDF Ace" feels like a callout for some of you

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 5d

Okay but guys I really love this onesie. Space dinos!

In which I wear a onesie depicting dinosaurs with bubbles over their heads floating through the vastness of space

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 6d

Inshallah

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 6d

Over the past couple years as I've (finally) out on a normal amount of weight (maybe just a little extra) and slouched gently into middle age, and the consensus seems to be "Willie Garson".

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 6d

Then I went bald around 25 and all I ever heard was "hey, Moby!"

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 6d

Celebrities I've been told I look like: a retrospective.

When I was a kid up into my early 20s, it was all Keith Haring, all the time.

Scary Raccoon @scry.taxbadger.com · 6d

Way ahead of you (and my problem).